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  1. Smitty

    ZZ Top Special

    ZZ & Machac (-115) the fun thing is this match is scheduled right after ZZ's singles match. feels like a huge day for ZZ.
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    The Stupidity Never Ends

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/goofy-gods-army-convoy-texas-172018391.html "Some residents said the recent invasion of Trump supporters from the convoy had been downright scary." No matter how many times y'all get snookered, y'all keep comin' back for more. The MAGA motto... "Fool me once, shame...
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    Tuesday Evening Special

    Pedro Martinez over 9.5 strikeouts against Yoshihito Nishioka. I know the Japanese are getting better at baseball, but I think Pedro can still rack up some Ks.
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    Superb Owl XXX

    Is Smitty bad with Roman Numerals? Or is there some porn in here? Click to see!! And, yes, "Superb Owl." Smitty ain't lookin' to get sued. Alright, figured I may as well get this thread started. As always, comments, questions (preferably football-related), and discussions are welcome...
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    Jackpot!!

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    MAGA believers need to read this

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/true-maga-patriots-must-remove-220049463.html
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    This is where the republican party is now

    https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/politics/2024/01/30/oklahoma-sen-james-lankford-censured-border-immigration-negotiations/72405419007/ Oklahoma republicans approved a measure on Saturday (they thought this was so important that they voted on a Saturday!!) to censure their own republican...
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    Kick has opened a new business!

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    Monday GOY

    i mean, it can't lose. gotta love Grambling at +210.
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    This really sums it up

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    Conference Championship Games

    not gonna dig too deep until later in the week, but definitely liking SF & KC. however, i just bet this and wanted to post it before it goes up. i had a big bet on hutchinson last week, and i'm going to the well again. he now has 8 sacks the last 4 games. Hutchinson over (.75) sacks 6.3 to...
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    Divisional Weekend

    Gonna be out of town (near Gore Mountain) this weekend, and the internet is always spotty where we stay, so I'm gonna try to get as much possible posted as I can before we leave tomorrow afternoon. Houston/Baltimore The joy of handicapping a game 3-4 days in advance this time of year. As of...
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    WCW

    Cleveland/Houston Neither team has much of a run game, as both average under 4 yards/carry. So who do you trust... "Is he elite" Joe Flacco or the rookie CJ Stroud? Flacco has gotten a lot of attention for his 13 TDs which, in 5 games, is more than the NY Jets had all season. But Flacco has...
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    Australian Open Thread

    no idea how much i'll play, but i did bet these to win the tournament... sabalenka (+450) asshole douchebag (+100) 4 units. and i'd be happy if he broke his leg in the first round. all tennis bets are one unit unless otherwise noted.
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    Is Donny Dumber Than a 5th Grader?

    Even Hedgehog and Cricket know magnets work when they're wet.
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    NC

    Ok, I'm gonna try not to duplicate stuff I've mentioned in other threads. Huge difference in QBs. Penix will likely be under pressure again tonight, especially with little to no threat of a run game. But 1) he is very adept at avoiding the rush and still finding a receiver downfield and 2)...
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    Week 18

    Baltimore (+3.5) 6 to win 5. I don't know why Baltimore waited until the last game of the season to start their best qb, but here we are. I mean, Huntley has the better qb rating (123.6 vs 102.7) and the Ravens are 4-0 in games Huntley has appeared. (Just checking if Jack is paying attention)...
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    1/1 Bowls

    Happy New Year, my fellow madjackers. Reliaquest Hard to believe it's that time of year already... Reliaquest Bowl time!!! When young high schoolers sign that letter of intent with LSU and Wisconsin, they dream of this day. i really can't come up with much for this game. After LSU destroyed...
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    Week 17

    SF TT over (30.5) 8.1 to win 6. I went over this prior to the Miami game, but here's the amount of points given up by Washington their last 5 home games: 37, 40 (to Chicago!!), 38, 31 (to the NY Giants!!!), and 45. NO (+2.5) 6 units. Yeah, sometimes I'm as stubborn as Jord. I'm going to...
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    12/30 Bowls

    Peach Nope. I got nothing here. I've been wrong on every single PSU bowl I've bet since 1995.
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