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    Asshole Snoop dogg

    "I'm against guns" coat tailer, washed up,unoriginal rapper shoots clown dressed as Trump in song video he re mixed and stole.. What's the matter, pot angle not working for you anymore...
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    Joke The Italian Funeral

    The Italian Funeral A Jewish man was leaving a Starbuck's store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the...
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    Triumph of age and experience

    The triumph of age and experience: A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He...
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    Joke: Very Cold Winter

    Subject: Very cold winter It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in Oregon asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell...
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    Superbowl total

    Are they going to have to make it 73:shrug:
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    Joke: The Dead Horse

    The Dead Horse A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died." Donald...
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    Joke: Is Sex Work?

    U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of...
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    Joke: The new bambino

    An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 25...
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    Seeager..see if you can relate

    SEENAGER: I am a Seenager. I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later... I don't have to go to school or...
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    Have a nice day!

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    Discrimination. Will it ever end?

    Once again discrimination rears it's ugly head
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    Love story

    This lovestory should help enhance your sensitivity training for the year ahead. Alan and Sandra lived on a cove at Gull Lake Alberta. It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over. Alan asked Sandra if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the...
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    Ties

    Do you think all these teams with a tie will murk up the playoff scenarios towards the end of the season? What a pussy way to end games.:facepalm:
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    Jane and Arlene

    Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way...
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    Tweety turns 65

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    JOKE: Mental Hospital

    Mental Hospital Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and...
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    Reincarnation.

    REINCARNATION Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave his wife a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a...
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    Found in Trump's Trash.

    Is there no end to his wrong doing?:shocked:
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    Joke ....very short

    I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it - it was a shihtzu. :mj23:
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    JOKE "Unfaithful"

    >> >> A couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, >> "Beth, soon we will be married 30 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 30 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?" >> >> Beth...
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