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    You May Know This Guy.

    During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: ?Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush...
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    Heir To The Throne

    My wife had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower...
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    Secrets of Marriage

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    Bills can OC

    Bills fire non- offensive coordinator Greg Roman.:director: Damage control Damage control
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    Joke: Female Dentist

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    Joke: Golf Buddies

    A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade: "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess and the dishes aren't done...
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    Had it all

    This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I...
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    Jump Without a Chute.

    Jump from 25,000ft. No Chute:scared https://vimeo.com/176932094 Pretty strong diaper I'd say.
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    Hillary Bernie Band. Funny vid)

    https://youtu.be/4hYC9jR2Wwo
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    Long tongue

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fa0_1469751908
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    Hillary +Insomnia

    Had the same effect on me. https://youtu.be/yPbUhcvDgCo
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    Fun new cellphone game.Pokeyman go

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    Golf Story(joke)

    > > > > > Golf Tear-Jerker! > > A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope. > He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. > > One day in his despair, he decided to...
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    Why Doesn't The Media

    Ever try to help the situation by shoving stories like this down your face. Instead of the constant fanning the flames headlines. There could be such a different narrative to this if more focus was placed on the good alongside with the unrest. From todayonline.com SHOT PROTECTING SON Ms...
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    Honey, I Had A Little Accident!

    >> Subject: To my darling husband. >> >> Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know >> about the small accident I had with the Ford F-150 when I turned into the >> driveway. >> >> >>...
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    Pirate Joke

    x30:
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    UnBelieveableland

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=109_1466777448
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    JOKE..Honest Old Goat

    Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Switzerland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. ?These,? she...
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    The Pope's Crossword...joke

    THE POPE'S CROSSWORD. One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person." Suddenly, the man realized his...
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    Drive thru Vegas 1964

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d4_1466380365
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