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    For Your Viewing Pleasure...MOJO

    Enjoy fellas... http://vestbase.net/please/
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    The Nerve Of This Beeeaaaattttccchhhh...

    Believe it or not, this is just too funny... Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have...
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    Best example of Venus & Mars I have seen.

    Her Diary: Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go...
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    Guess Her Bra Size...And Post Your Score

    I didn't fair well in this one...I only scored a 45!!! http://meph.eu.org/guessbra.html
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    Bill Gates...Some Good Advice From A Billionaire

    >Subject: : Bill Gates > >Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! >To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently >gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not >learn in school. He talks about how feel-good...
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    And The Survey Says...

    In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, Yale decided to do their...
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    Jokes To Brighten Your Day

    One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in...
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    'MARINE' BUMPER STICKERS

    USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight. ---------------- When in doubt, empty the magazine. ---------------- To err is human, to forgive is divine, however neither is Marine Corps policy. ---------------- Happiness is a belt-fed weapon. ---------------- There are...
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    Welcome to the home of an ebay junkie

    And I thought I had alot of crap... http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=830487&perpage=10&pagenumber=1
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    Walmart Wine

    Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be...
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    The Other Side Of John Kerry

    Just thought this might bring up some interesting discussion... Chris Thomas, Air Force Pilot: I would like to add my two cents about my John Kerry experience. During my career as an Air Force pilot, I spent two years flying a small twin engine prop plane around the Pacific from my base in...
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    Home Security Systems...Need Advice

    I have recently just built a house and my house is wired for security...So I figured, what better references to get than the members of the board. Thanks in advance...Some I security companies I was looking at were: Brinks and ProStar
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    Men Strike Back!

    Men Strike Back! The time has finally come... and the truth hurts Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! ! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to...
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    Please Take A Few Seconds And Help Save Our Stock Options

    Stock options give rank-and-file employees a sense of ownership and a stake in the company they work for. They motivate workers to do their best knowing their ideas and hard work will mean success not only for their companies but for them and their families as well. Broad-based employee...
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    Why God Created Children (and In The Process Grandchildren)

    WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the...
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    When Men Rule the World...

    The Way Things Will Be When Men Finally Rule The World Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you." Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name...
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    Virtual Bubble Wrap...Great Stress Reliever

    Use this when you need to relieve some steam and don't want to do it verbally. Try this to relieve stress .... http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf
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    Rules written by the Guys for the Guys...

    >>>Words to live by.... 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 3. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist...
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    Good info--Bad hazard

    A friend sent me this...... Friends: My brother and his wife learned a hard lesson this last week. Their house burned down...nothing left but ashes. They have good insurance, so the home will be replaced and most of the contents. That is the good news. However, they were sick when they found...
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    For Those Of You Who Like To Eat Your Steak Rare

    This might put a damper on your T-bone or Ribeye steaks you throw on the grill... http://fray.com/drugs/worm/
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