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    Fortune Cookie Pick For 5-18

    I am mainly a College Foots Player, so by no means should anyone out there listen to me, but since the itch has gotten me behind the ears I'd thought I might as well post my bet. Either the itch is a good sign for me to bet this team or to take a shower...Let's hope it's not the latter...
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    Bush approval rating hits new low, Iraq support falling away: poll

    Bush approval rating hits new low, Iraq support falling away: poll 1 hour, 41 minutes ago WASHINGTON (AFP) - Public approval for US President George W. Bush (news - web sites) has hit a new low, as Americans show increasing disapproval over his administration's occupation of Iraq (news -...
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    Would You Allow That Type Of Interrogation If...

    It Would Have Prevented Another 9/11? I was watching Nightline last night and they brought up some viable questions about the type of interrogations that the US had given their prisoners. By the Geneva Accords, one is not allowed to directly torture his prisoner physically or mentally. They...
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    Ted Rall...What A Piece Of SH*T!!!!

    I saw this from another site and had to post it...What kind of shitfuhk would write this about someone ( Pat Tilman)who gave his life and his millions for his country? http://asmallvictory.net/archives/tr040503.gif
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    review time

    Here are some statements taken from actual U.S. Government employee performance evaluations. * Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and started to dig. * I would not allow this employee to breed. * Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a...
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    what's yo pimp name?

    Click on the link to find yo' pimp name... http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp Mine is: Snake Eyes V. Loco
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    Two Minute Management Course

    > Lesson One > > An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. > > A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do > nothing?" > > The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." > > So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. > > All of a...
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    The Midget With The Lisp And The Horth

    A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks. "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment". So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A...
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    Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?

    Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false? 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. 3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years. 4. People do not get sick...
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    Uses For Tools...funny

    USES FOR TOOLS HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive car parts not far from the object we are trying to hit. MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your...
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    Who Got Voted Off Survivor Last Night?

    Fell asleep too early last night and missed it...Thanks
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    "He should apologize."

    Op/Ed - New York Post THE SLANDER THAT MADE JOHN KERRY A STAR Fri Apr 23, 2:15 AM ET Thirty-three years ago today, a young, unknown political activist named John F. Kerry sat down before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and unleashed a bitter verbal broadside against the war in Vietnam...
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    Enter Your Birthday...

    http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1.html WARNING! it may make some of us feel old!
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    Bush Joke...A Little Humor To Start Off Your Day

    I happen to like Bush but I had to laugh when I read this one George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is: "Billy." "And what is your question, Billy?" "I have 3...
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    Iraq...Let's Look At Some Positive Notes

    This is a letter from Ray Reynolds, a medic in the Iowa Army National Guard, serving in Iraq: As I head off to Baghdad for the final weeks of my stay in Iraq, I wanted to say thanks to all of you who did not believe the media. They have done a very poor job of covering everything that...
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    Presidential Politics - A Perspective

    Facts There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq during the month of January..... in the fair city of Detroit (Michigan) there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's one American city folks, about as deadly as the entire war torn country of Iraq! Worst president in history? The...
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    Chernobyl tour on motorcycle...Long, but you won't be disappointed

    Chernobyl tour on motorcycle http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/chapter1.html Kinda eerie....
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    Who Here Has Children?

    Just kind of curious, since the majority of us are 30+, if you have any kids... I myself have twins, a boy and a girl (fraternal twins), who just turned 4 recently...
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    RIGHT BRAIN - LEFT BRAIN...Try This...

    RIGHT BRAIN - LEFT BRAIN This is soooo stupid but true... and it's going to drive you crazy! While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change...
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    What American TV teaches us...

    What American TV teaches us... If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall. Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation. Crazed maniacs have super-human strength. Crazy people are always...
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