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    The definition of "Brave" is:

    The definition of "Brave" is: > > > > > >Coming home late, > > > > > >smelling of perfume and beer, > > > > > >lipstick on your collar, > > > > > >slapping your wife on the ass and saying : > > > > > >"You're next" >
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    The Kind Lawyer Story

    > The Kind Lawyer Story: > > One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his > limousine when he saw > two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, > he ordered his driver to > stop and he got out to investigate. > > He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We > don't have money...
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    Cow...This Is So Ridiculous, It Might Be True

    Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves right to...
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    Had To Vent And No One I Know Is Up To Call...

    My kids mother, my ex, calls abruptly and demands that I wake our kids up right away so she can pick them up. I guess that it was decided at the last minute that her and her friends are going out for coffee this morning. When she arrived, I asked her what about breakfast for the kids. She...
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    You're Lost Between Baby Boomer And Gen-Xer If?

    You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat-handle comb in the back pocket was cool Any photo of you shows you wearing an Izod shirt with the collar turned up You know any Weird Al Yankovic songs by heart You've ever rung someone's doorbell and said, "Landshark!" You were once bowled...
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    Anyone Know Of A Good Interior Design Website?

    I'll be closing on my home at the end of the month and would like some thoughts on the interior for my house...I've already took pictures of the model home's in my area to get a feel, but could use some more ideas...thanks in advance fellas
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    Mercedes Benz 500-SL Time Machine

    Wow, this sucker's fast... http://www.galebanks.com/mercedes-pro-mod.cfm
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    Excerpt from recent Ann Coulter essay on John Kerry

    Essay on John Kerry Excerpt from recent Ann Coulter essay on John Kerry Kerry was indisputably brave in Vietnam, and it's kind of cute to see Democrats pretend to admire military service. Physical courage, like chastity, is something liberals usually deride, but are tickled when it...
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    Some Great Pics From 101st Airborne - Iraq

    I received this in an email from a friend and I'd thought I'd share it with the group... http://www.pbase.com/sms/101st_airborne
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    Boobies Or Butts...Can You Tell The Difference?

    Click on the link to take the test...Obviously it's been a while for me since I scored a 5/10 http://www.curlydavid.com/quiz1.html#
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    Anyone Know Of A Place That Ships GOOD Clam Chowder

    Living down here in TX, I really don't get the GOOD clam chowder that I've once tasted. We had a CXE Rep who came down to work on one of our tools at the plant and he was from Boston. We had gotten to chat and he ended sending me some Clam Chowder from the North East...Man, I am totally...
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    Reef Babe Competition...Thanks Captain Crunch

    I'd Thought I'd Share Some Of These Hot Babes With Everyone...
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    tales from the welfare office...funny

    A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. "WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find...
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    The Rooster...Funny

    A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says, "Ok, old fellow, time to retire." The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens . . look at what it did to me!" The young rooster replies...
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    An Article For Anyone Planning On Buying A Home

    I just bought a home for 6.3% and thought I got burned since just in March homes were going for 5.6%-5.8%. I thought new home owners would appreciate this article... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/usatoday/20040527/bs_usatoday/howhighcantheygo
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    Popeye...Or You Could Call It, "Glue Your Eyes Shut."

    Some powerful Shots Here... http://salpar.net/videos/popeye.wmv http://salpar.net/videos/popeye2.wmv
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    Gun Ownership versus the Medical Profession

    Gun Ownership versus the Medical Profession A. The number of physicians in the United States is 700,000 B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services) THINK ABOUT THIS: A. The number of gun...
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    Sweet And Sour...

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    Butts and Boobs...Oh My!

    http://www.shockhaber.com/zorbiraz.htm http://www.shockhaber.com/boobs.htm Man...So many and so little time...
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    hallmark cards....you may never see

    1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky...
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