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    Joke ....very short

    I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it - it was a shihtzu. :mj23:
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    JOKE "Unfaithful"

    >> >> A couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, >> "Beth, soon we will be married 30 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 30 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?" >> >> Beth...
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    You May Know This Guy.

    During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: ?Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush...
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    Heir To The Throne

    My wife had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower...
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    Great song for the Halloween season.........

    Scares the f**k out of me!
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    I like bird watching

    heyes
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    Secrets of Marriage

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    Bills can OC

    Bills fire non- offensive coordinator Greg Roman.:director: Damage control Damage control
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    Good thing I put Scrapman on the payroll

    Heard he made a pile of scratch on the deal.
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    Joke: Female Dentist

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    Anybody hearing that Hillary Clinton had a Medical Emergency

    The energy the demon in her needs is burning out her body!!
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    Joke: Golf Buddies

    A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade: "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess and the dishes aren't done...
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    Had it all

    This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I...
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    Happy Birthday ripken8

    Sorry I Missed it.:toast: Hope you had a good one!!!
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    The Incestuous Political Media bought and paid for by the Clinton Crime Cartel.

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    Jump Without a Chute.

    Jump from 25,000ft. No Chute:scared https://vimeo.com/176932094 Pretty strong diaper I'd say.
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    Hillary Bernie Band. Funny vid)

    https://youtu.be/4hYC9jR2Wwo
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    Long tongue

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fa0_1469751908
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    Hillary +Insomnia

    Had the same effect on me. https://youtu.be/yPbUhcvDgCo
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    An era ends as the last VCR maker halts production

    !!! Be Knid rewnid
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