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    Please Help My Friend

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    LMAO video

    http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=79b_1460419261
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    Home Treatment

    An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to...
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    Twas the night before the masters

    I'm a day late finding this.. 'Twas the night before the Masters, and all through the south, The only thing you could hear was Jim Nantz's mouth. The azaleas were planted by the greens with care, And not a single person wanted to see Martha Burk there. The players were nestled all snug in...
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    Dumb Blonde Men

    You remind me of a wrestler :00x13
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    Dumb Blonde Men

    Well, I guess it just had to come to this sooner or later! A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you...
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    On The Front Porch

    On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back...
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    Evolution door ~

    YES!!!
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    Kurdistan Dating Game

    Goatback Mountain.......... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=647_1457245139
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    Blonde Joke By A Blind Cowboy

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: ?Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very...
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    So how many Madjackers are moving to Canada........?

    I'm confused!
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    Jack.....Contest time?

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    Household Chore

    Subject: My Hero A retired guy sits around the house all day so one day his wife says, ?Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week?? The guy gives it a moment?s thought and says, ?Sure why not. Show me to the vacuum.? Half an hour later, the guy comes...
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    Drunk Again

    Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the...
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    This Guy Is Under paid

    This guy is under paid! ​Darling, what did you do at work today?" "Nothing special...I just changed a light bulb. http://www.youtube.com/embed/f1BgzIZRfT8?feature=player_embedded
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    You know what these are?

    Yup, I remember them. Then we graduated to these.
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    Night School

    Jack was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Jack replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer...
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    Early American History

    Early American History Lesson Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase: "You Gotta Be Shittin' Me?"...
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    Wing Suit Stunt

    http://safeshare.tv/w/kLlmcNCGBk
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    Jihad Comedy

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