2nd annual madjacks golf outing??? sponsored by betcris!

[bsucards]

BSUCARDS and Jason, I hope you all are good or we are in for a laugher...

Phenom, it should be interesting to say the least. Jason and I are average golfers, we hit long drives and that is about all we got. So it should be fun.

And the group in front of us, will be drinking so we will have plenty of time. We should both be there Friday Night

 

[MadJack]

like i said, it was tough teaming people up when people brought buddies.

the bohawk and boilermaker team was a no brainer. sixfive and his buddy get 2 guys that i play with all the time and they are DEFINITELY not world beaters. :mj07:

at least you guys all met before. :shrug:

let's have some fun.

there will be a prize for last place too but hell, don't give up yet :SIB

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Wayne:

I always tell my team in scramble's to utilize the Judge Smale's rules of ball placement which includes the foot wedge.

Eddie

 

[MadJack]

watch: eddie haskell told me and everybody else he sucks. watch him be a scratch player and we kick everybody's ass.

i'd have to hide from agent if that's the case :wall:

i'm guessing the best team is tonkgolf's group followed by rolltide's group, then wayne's and then boilermaker's :shrug:

i misremembered i guess, because i thought phenom was a low handicap :shrug:

never count dunclock out but he has some.......bad? players :mj07:

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Wayne:

I always tell my team in scramble's to utilize the Judge Smale's rules of ball placement which includes the foot wedge.

Eddie

Never get behind tree myself in a scramble Edward.
Will be a pleasure meeting you---will be on my best behavior as always--so no need for anxiety--seriously--will be great time

--and THANKS to Jack and Bet Cris for arrangements:toast:

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Thanks for the assurances, Wayne. But if you don't mind, instead of carrying my loft wedge, I may replace it with a Remington 870 pump action. Also does anyone know if Belterra requires a collared shirt? I don't know if my ballistic vest has a collar.

Jack, believe me, without even knowing how well you, Bart and Fat play, I will be leading off our group with comments from y'all like..."C'mon Eddie, just get one in play" or "Eddie, you try and play it safe so we can we can go for it."

And the first one of you fhucks that tries to give me a lesson like, "...slow your swing down," or "your ponytail is throwing your timing off" will get a taste of my Remington. Remember boys, I'm a firm believer in the Constitution which includes the 2nd amendment.

So lets tee it up and as a theme for next weekend remember, and as a former member of this wonderful forum used as his signature line, make mine a double.

Now, me and Mrs. H. are off to the Reds Rocks game to see Edniston throw a gem. It'll be a peach.

Eddie

 

[dunclock]

never count dunclock out but he has some.......bad? players :mj07:

found a golf swing that looks just like mine:scared

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFtoeQlO0Ho&feature=related

 

[dawgball]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5chdYDbYQAA&feature=related

 

[boilermaker]

Hey Jack, what's the beer situation for the course? Do we bring our own or do you have to buy it at the course? I NEED AN ANSWER TO THIS VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. Randy and I and the Bohawks will be very thirsty.:toast:

 

[MadJack]

Hey Jack, what's the beer situation for the course? Do we bring our own or do you have to buy it at the course? I NEED AN ANSWER TO THIS VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. Randy and I and the Bohawks will be very thirsty.:toast:

i always bring my own to all courses but in a subtle way. i'm not sure of this course's rules. i imagine if you don't need a hitch for a trailer on your cart to wheel around a keg, you'll be ok.

i have a small cooler that holds 12-14 beers that i am bringing. it's one of those cloth coolers that fits easily in the cart rack. they're like 8 bucks at menards, if you know what i mean.

i doubt the course will be happy to see a cooler that requires 2 guys to carry, coming on the course.

they have beer sales on the course (cart girls). i have never played there but definitely plan on brining a 12-pack that they won't know i have.

i can reload after 9 holes if needed.

 

[MadJack]

AN ANSWER TO THIS VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :00hour

 

[MadJack]

Hey Jack, what's the beer situation for the course? Do we bring our own or do you have to buy it at the course? I NEED AN ANSWER TO THIS VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. Randy and I and the Bohawks will be very thirsty.:toast:

it's a stone cold lock that your group drinks the most beers :mj07:

 

[boilermaker]

12-14 Your going to get very thirsty on the back nine.:142smilie

 

[MadJack]

12-14 Your going to get very thirsty on the back nine.:142smilie

reload at the turn :shrug:

plus, we'll be drinking BEFORE we start. let's all meet at the clubhouse bar around 2pm :SIB

 

[boilermaker]

2 hell. That's only an hour before I tee off. I need more time than that to get drunk, I mean loose.

 

[MadJack]

2 hell. That's only an hour before I tee off. I need more time than that to get drunk, I mean loose.

you the first to tee off? hell, you guys will be asleep before we get done.

 

[boilermaker]

:142smilie YEP:00x26 :bed:

 

[kosar]

never count dunclock out but he has some.......bad? players :mj07:

WTF???

 

[MadJack]

WTF???

:shrug:

 

[kosar]

:shrug:

Look, between the 'other' three, i'll bet we get at least 8 shots that count.

That's what I mean and I don't appreciate the insult.