2nd annual madjacks golf outing??? sponsored by betcris!

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Jack-

Really, you should just pay for all golf and slap down $XXX for a bar tab at the course as people come in to the clubhouse. Have the staff cut it off when it hits your limit.

That way you have receipts for exactly waht you brought in from the sponsor. As long as that happens, you owe zero dollars in taxes.

I won't be drinking, but I'm thankful for any money provided by Jack. Beggars can't be choosers! Sure is a nice gesture by Jack and handicapper and his wife. Thanks again, guys!
 

kosar

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kosar's pink ladies should come into good use with the late tee times. They should glow.

lol- pink ladies.

I know it's funny somehow, but is that a drink or something?

Or were those ladies wearing pink when they surrounded me, passed out, that one time in Vegas?

Or are you saying I need to play from the ladies tees?

Come on DJV.
 

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dunclock

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70 compression, huh?

Anybody know what the stimpmeter is gonna be on this course?

How are the greens?

I think they are made just for your velvety stroke to make every putt right on the first one, if I never putt, we cant lose :00hour
 

kosar

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I think they are made just for your velvety stroke to make every putt right on the first one, if I never putt, we cant lose :00hour

I'm down. That's where I excel.

Hey Jack, get the f*cking stimpmeter reading for this place. It's important.
 

kosar

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I think they are made just for your velvety stroke to make every putt right on the first one, if I never putt, we cant lose :00hour


Oh, just noticed. The *first* one, huh? Bobby(by a bit of a slim margin) and of course you are better than me, but nobody knows anything about smurphys game. Maybe HE will be number the number one shot. :shrug:
 

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Oh, just noticed. The *first* one, huh? Bobby(by a bit of a slim margin) and of course you are better than me, but nobody knows anything about smurphys game. Maybe HE will be number the number one shot. :shrug:

That would be a very welcome relief :mj07:
 

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Oh, just noticed. The *first* one, huh? Bobby(by a bit of a slim margin) and of course you are better than me, but nobody knows anything about smurphys game. Maybe HE will be number the number one shot. :shrug:

I'm sure smurph has a lot of heart and gumption - That will be enough
 

dunclock

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He's got nothing if not a lot of heart. Gumption? Not so sure. We'll see.

I'm sure he'll bombard the forum with his thoughts at about 6am est this morning.

Ya, I am sure it is going to be about all his practicing and how he has been sandbagging everyone here and he is the sleeper player in this outing:mj07:
 
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