1. She is unable to make a helpful or intelligent comment.
2. Dottie pees standing up.
3. Never graduated high school.
4. Hates her own breasts.
5. Was voted 2nd worst commentator in the history of sports. Gruden is #1.
2. Dottie pees standing up.
3. Never graduated high school.
4. Hates her own breasts.
5. Was voted 2nd worst commentator in the history of sports. Gruden is #1.

