Nah. I don't work for any insurance agency. But if you give me your question, I could ask for you.
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Nah. I don't work for any insurance agency. But if you give me your question, I could ask for you.
Got it. That's probably better than being Blaine, because then you would be doing that weird, big eyeball staring thing all the time.
Another gem.
Hello. Today is senior citizens day. All the old people have come in today. Sooo where are you???
This one old hag came in and went on and on and on and on and on and on about how good smelling these flowers are that we have in here and they are fake flowers. I go um those are fake. And she goes really. And I said yeah. And she goes but they look so real. and I said that?s what people say about my boobs to but they?re not. Oh snap. Lol ..lol lol lo lo loolll
I?ve had lemon drops covered in sugar so yeah I?m bouncing off the walls over here beyatch. Let?s just say my coworker is not happy. And guess what song they are playing right now on tony rose 100.7?.bust a move?..whoot wooo..she?s dressed in yellow she says hello come sit next to me you fine fellow
Okay god I?m exhausted from typing.
Later beyatch
Hello. Today is senior citizens day. All the old people have come in today. Sooo where are you???
This one old hag came in and went on and on and on and on and on and on about how good smelling these flowers are that we have in here and they are fake flowers. I go um those are fake. And she goes really. And I said yeah. And she goes but they look so real. and I said that?s what people say about my boobs to but they?re not. Oh snap. Lol ..lol lol lo lo loolll
I?ve had lemon drops covered in sugar so yeah I?m bouncing off the walls over here beyatch. Let?s just say my coworker is not happy. And guess what song they are playing right now on tony rose 100.7?.bust a move?..whoot wooo..she?s dressed in yellow she says hello come sit next to me you fine fellow
Okay god I?m exhausted from typing.
Later beyatch
Here is a pic with that Josh Durhmel guy from the transformers movie - not a photoshop. This is the only photo I could find.
Here's a few more
im not calling you cuz i dont want to get in a bad mood..hee hee kidding g dog..i have been busy busy but i did take time out of my important work life to tell you to check your Facebook that you never go on ..holla..
Here's one and I don't know what she is talking about. No clue
get your story straight turd nugget...i swear i was there..i went with amanda murray all the time! and there was this boy our age that had moved into the apartment above her and his mom would take us and we would fight over who he would hold his hand with on the slow songs..hee hee...and when i sold my house and packing up stuff i found this diary that i used to keep when i started middle school and its even in there so there you turd!
and another thing, if you have never heard of that song i sent you, then you my friend has never been to the skating rink on a slow skate dance on a saturday night.....
Another
okay stranger what is the dill pickle..sigh
well anywhoo, have a good weekend dork face.
oh, natalie and i went to a play last night about world war 2 and anne frank and we managed to only chuckle twice so you would be proud.
dont be a stranger. drop me a line sometime to say hey.
Last one for now
so who important walked in?
so i am really into huey lewis right now for some reason
do not go see halloween in the theaters nick.
oh theres another stephen king movie coming out that looks really cool beans..its called the mist..
i watched hot fuzz (funny) the ex (funny) and wildhogs..
i am in love with my dvr and want to marry it but i cant because you said I wouldn't remarry in 7 years so i hope in 7 years my dvr will not be out of style
im not calling you cuz i dont want to get in a bad mood..hee hee kidding g dog..i have been busy busy but i did take time out of my important work life to tell you to check your Facebook that you never go on ..holla..
Here's one and I don't know what she is talking about. No clue
get your story straight turd nugget...i swear i was there..i went with amanda murray all the time! and there was this boy our age that had moved into the apartment above her and his mom would take us and we would fight over who he would hold his hand with on the slow songs..hee hee...and when i sold my house and packing up stuff i found this diary that i used to keep when i started middle school and its even in there so there you turd!
and another thing, if you have never heard of that song i sent you, then you my friend has never been to the skating rink on a slow skate dance on a saturday night.....
Another
okay stranger what is the dill pickle..sigh
well anywhoo, have a good weekend dork face.
oh, natalie and i went to a play last night about world war 2 and anne frank and we managed to only chuckle twice so you would be proud.
dont be a stranger. drop me a line sometime to say hey.
Last one for now
so who important walked in?
so i am really into huey lewis right now for some reason
do not go see halloween in the theaters nick.
oh theres another stephen king movie coming out that looks really cool beans..its called the mist..
i watched hot fuzz (funny) the ex (funny) and wildhogs..
i am in love with my dvr and want to marry it but i cant because you said I wouldn't remarry in 7 years so i hope in 7 years my dvr will not be out of style
Got this email this morning - not funny, but this is all she sent me. This is everything in the email. There is no reason to email me and tell me this gay story.
So true story. I go to wallyworld ( She means Wal-Mart) anyways, I go after work yesterday, of course they only have 4 lanes opened so the lines are a mile long. I?m standing there minding my own business. And the lady behind me feels like she should tell me her whole life story. She has had 2 mental breakdowns since 2007. She just got back from Tennessee having electrical shocks for her condition. She is on disability. And he has 3 kids and she just got divorced.
So true story. I go to wallyworld ( She means Wal-Mart) anyways, I go after work yesterday, of course they only have 4 lanes opened so the lines are a mile long. I?m standing there minding my own business. And the lady behind me feels like she should tell me her whole life story. She has had 2 mental breakdowns since 2007. She just got back from Tennessee having electrical shocks for her condition. She is on disability. And he has 3 kids and she just got divorced.
OK Run, don't walk, to go see that movie Piranha!!! my sister's boyfriend was able to get a early copy of the DVD and it was awesome! it is suitable for you cuz its got lots and lots of boobies shots. hee hee..It would of been awesome to see in 3-d and the big screen. Not the boobies but the movie. hee heeh hahahaha
wait, I cant remember if you went and saw this?
oh well if not, then you get the treat of my movie review. I give it 2 shakes of a midget in a swing and one candy corn covered in carmel it was that good.
wait, I cant remember if you went and saw this?
oh well if not, then you get the treat of my movie review. I give it 2 shakes of a midget in a swing and one candy corn covered in carmel it was that good.
