Alcoholic Insurance Agent

[The Joker]

"Holy batman balls, we are fixing to insure this ladies wizard of oz dolls and princess Diana dolls that she paid $1,000 a piece for!! $1,000!!! I cannot wait to see the pics! My agent is going out there now to take them. can u imagine paying $1,000 for a doll??? Creepo to the maxo"

 

[The Joker]

I just waited on a lady that had no teeth and she dugged ( yes that is a word) in my candy dish, and there?s nothing in there but suckers. No teeth + suckers= ? p.s. did you know that pop up video is back on vh1?? Oh oh oh oh oh oh totally forgot to tell you, I saw a lady driving talking on a cellphone, it had a long cord hanging from it and the cellphone was big. You know that shit was hooked up to a big ass cellphone holder bag thingie.

 

[The Joker]

Sooo..true story?our last customer of the day yesterday. He was creepo to the maxo. My co-worker?s sister & her kid was here. Well he left his pen here. On the pen it said Barbie las Vegas. So after he left, we first looked him up on the jailsite. Of course, there he was. For leaving a scene of an accident and terroristic threats. Lovely. Then we looked up Barbie las vegas. Um eeeekkk! It was an adult place where girls look like barbies who play with barbies. That?s all I?m gonna say.

 

[SixFive]

Sooo..true story?our last customer of the day yesterday. He was creepo to the maxo. My co-worker?s sister & her kid was here. Well he left his pen here. On the pen it said Barbie las Vegas. So after he left, we first looked him up on the jailsite. Of course, there he was. For leaving a scene of an accident and terroristic threats. Lovely. Then we looked up Barbie las vegas. Um eeeekkk! It was an adult place where girls look like barbies who play with barbies. That?s all I?m gonna say.

Was there an address on the pen? :0corn

 

[The Joker]

Was there an address on the pen? :0corn

:shrug:

 

[Mr. Poon]

Was there an address on the pen? :0corn

try google

 

[bleedingpurple]

I just waited on a lady that had no teeth

:0007

 

[The Joker]

Omg omg true story. I?m talking to this lady on the phone just a sec ago, and all of a sudden I swear to god it sounded like an alien noise scramble coming over the line. we both stopped and go what was that???

Eeekkkk!!! it?s starting. The takeover will happen soon. I just know it.

 

[LetsMakeMoney]

alien noise scramble coming over the line. we both stopped and go what was that???

 

[The Joker]

Seriously just had a man called and ask if his renter?s policy covers bed bugs!!!! And if you?re wondering no it is not covered. lol

 

[The Joker]

One of our customers is in here to pay his bill. he is also selling chocolate for $1,00. Anywhoo, he said he has decided he is going to give his wife a stripper for vday. He hasn?t decided if it will be a male or female stripper. Then he said one year he got her a dozen red roses but cut the buds off so they were only stems. Then he laughed and laughed until he wheezed and donna and I think he shit his pants from laughing so hard cuz he abruptly left after that with a panic look on his face.

 

[ripken8]

One of our customers is in here to pay his bill. he is also selling chocolate for $1,00. Anywhoo, he said he has decided he is going to give his wife a stripper for vday. He hasn?t decided if it will be a male or female stripper. Then he said one year he got her a dozen red roses but cut the buds off so they were only stems. Then he laughed and laughed until he wheezed and donna and I think he shit his pants from laughing so hard cuz he abruptly left after that with a panic look on his face.

not sure why but i keep reading and laughing... :facepalm:

 

[The Joker]

Did this happen or did I dream this. we went to outback one time. there were people in jail outside in bars. All we had was mashed potatoes? Then I remember us really wanting to try the new cherry coke cola that everyone was talking about.

Thank you,

 

[The Joker]

this man told us-what does a woman with 2 black eyes say? Nothing, I done told the bitch to shut up.

That is horrible and not funny. and this man wheezed after he told us this

 

[The Boys]

This is an old joke, it's suppose to read:

Nothing, I already told her twice.