All Time Worst Songs

[Pujo21]

These are horrible in my opinion. Maybe some of you good folks like these: :shrug:

1- Jack and Diane -- John Cougar ( just totally sucks)

2- Achy Breaky Heart- Billy Ray Cyrus ( take a bromo )

3- That's What Friends are For- Dionne Warwick(ask Berts wife)

4- I Just Called to say I Love You-Stevie Wonder(hang up please)

5- I Will Always Love You-Whitney Houston (Tarzan calling Jane)

6-Billy Don't be a Hero-Bo Donaldson( a Dear John would do)

7- Delta Dawn- Helen Reddy ( what's that dildo you have on)

8- Stuck With You- Huey Lewis(He's tapping his credit card now)

9- Wake Me Up- Wham ( whatta fag video too)

10- The Night Chicago Died-Paper Lace(it sure did)

11- Play That Funky Music- Wild Cherry ( would you buy this)

12- I Love Rock & Roll-Joan Jett ( she's really a man)

13- Honey- Bobby Goldsboro ( and I'm being good-lol)

14-Nine to Five-Dolly Parton ( movie on all time worst list too)

15-Have I Told You Lately- Rod Stewart(told me what ,you closet quiff)

16- The Happening- The Supremes-( it happened to all of us)

17- I Am , I Said- Neil Diamond ( if you say so)

18- I Write The Songs-Barry Mannilow

19-I Will Survive- Gloria Gainor ( she did, but she is now a 300 pound blimp-- really lol)

20-Sailing - Styx ( sink the bismarck )

 

[PaTsJaMM]

Actually I kinda liked Joan Jett & the Blackhearts.....

1) Free Falling - Tom Petty
2) Valerie - Quarterflash (Lesbo song)
3) Lost in love - Air Supply
4) Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band

 

[Blazer]

Not only the worst songs....but the worst album. Check out the song list below....

Spaced Out
The Very Best of
Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner

Universal/MCA
(UK import)
MCLD 19361
$19.99
1. King Henry the Fifth William Shatner 3:00
2. Elegy for the Brave William Shatner 3:17
3. Highly Illogical Leonard Nimoy 2:23
4. If I Had a Hammer (The Hammer Song) Leonard Nimoy 2:09
5. Mr. Tambourine Man William Shatner 2:51
6. Where Is Love Leonard Nimoy 2:01
7. Music to Watch Space Girls By Leonard Nimoy 2:21
8. It Was a Very Good Year William Shatner r 3:57
9. Ruby Don't Take Your Love to Town Leonard Nimoy 2:49
10. Hamlet William Shatner 3:52
11. A Visit to a Sad Planet Leonard Nimoy 3:05
12. Abraham, Martin and John Leonard Nimoy 3:19
13. Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds William Shatner 2:59
14. If I Was a Carpenter Leonard Nimoy - 2:43
15. How Insensitive William Shatner 3:33
16. I'd Love Making Love to You Leonard Nimoy 2:54
17. Put a Little Love in Your Heart Leonard Nimoy 2:32
18. Sunny Leonard Nimoy 3:22
19. Gentle on My Mind Leonard Nimoy 2:47
20. I Walk the Line Leonard Nimoy 2:19
21. Ballad of Bilbo Baggins Leonard Nimoy 2:21
22. Everybody's Talkin' Leonard Nimoy 2:59
23. Both Sides Now Leonard Nimoy 2:55
24. Spock Thoughts Leonard Nimoy 3

 

[freelancc]

Leonard Nimoy...


now that's funny... i did not know he could sing..:lol:

 

[Helen]

Hit me with your best shot~ Pat Benetar (that song annoys me)

 

[NySportsfan]

hit me with your best shot is terrible, I agree... another one I hate is "One way or Another" I forgot who sings it, but its an annoying women's voice Im sure you know it, One way or another, Im gonna find you, Im gonna get you get you get you, etc, just an awful song...some others are bad also but that annoys me

 

[freelancc]

Blondie..

 

[Helen]

I think that is Blondie, you are so right though..it is a very annoying song also.

 

[SixFive]

Make love like a man - Def Leppard

 

[michaeljbird]

Anything David Hasselhoff tries to sing

 

[dawgball]

We actually had a conversation at a bar the other night about which singer/band would you most like to knock off (not up -- strangelove!)

I had a tie for #1 between Barbara Streisand and Mariah Carey.

Don't base this on political reasons--merely on what they have contributed to their industry.

 

[hoyt]

Dont worry Be Happy, (whoever that goof ball is???)

 

[MadJack]

number nine -- beatles

i think Blazer wins this hands down. lmao!!

 

[Blazer]

number nine -- beatles

i think Blazer wins this hands down. lmao!!

Thanks Jack #21 "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" is a classic tune about the life of a hobbit.

I must say hearing Spock (Lenord) sing "If I had a Hammer" (#4)is a life altering expirence. If you happen to expirence this event make sure no firearms are within reach.

 

[bigdad2]

hoyt - you stole my thunder with your pick. Bobby McFerin is his name and I can still see the terrible music video of him in the rocking chair...


Close second - "I'm Gonna Be(500 Miles)" by the Proclaimers

Come on, you know the song:

"But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more..."

Great, now the f'n song will be stuck in my head all day

 

[Valuist]

Anything after 1985.

 

[loungelizard]

"dead skunk in the middle of the road" Louden Wainwright the III

 

[auspice]

Easily the worst song ever is "Candy Man" by Sammy Davis Jr.

It's like dragging chalk accross a blackboard.

 

[Iminforabuck]

"We didnt start the fire" Billy Joel

 

[Pujo21]

Oh my gawd

Oh my gawd

Mariah Carey-- she sounds like a dog whistle at times. and her songs are alot of remakes.. she destoyed Harry Nilsons song!

I forgot :

Don't go Breakin' My Heart- Elton John-Kiki Dee
( " I give you my key " )


:lol: yeah right ! if kiki had a twelva , he would !