Assault of my sausage??????????
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This is a pretty funny story
This is a pretty funny story
Milwaukee -- Pittsburgh Pirates first baseman Randall Simon was questioned by sheriff's officers after hitting one of the Milwaukee Brewers' racing sausages with a bat during Wednesday night's game.
Four people in sausage costumes race around the bases between the sixth and seventh innings at Brewers games as part of the entertainment for the fans.
Film of Wednesday night's race showed that when the group went past the Pirates dugout, Simon swung a bat at the Italian sausage character -- portrayed by a 20-year-old South Milwaukee woman -- causing her to fall to the ground. As she fell, a nearby sausage also went down.
"They were doing the sausage race. He hit her with the baseball bat," said Deputy Inspector Sherry Warichak of the Milwaukee County Sheriff's Department, which provides security at Brewers games. "When he hit her, that other character fell.
"They both were treated at the scene for scraped knees, but at this point I don't think they have any other complaints," she said.
Warichak declined to release the names of the women, who were interviewed at the stadium.
Simon pinch hit in the seventh inning and grounded out.
Milwaukee won the game 2-1 in 12 innings.
This is a pretty funny story
Milwaukee -- Pittsburgh Pirates first baseman Randall Simon was questioned by sheriff's officers after hitting one of the Milwaukee Brewers' racing sausages with a bat during Wednesday night's game.
Four people in sausage costumes race around the bases between the sixth and seventh innings at Brewers games as part of the entertainment for the fans.
Film of Wednesday night's race showed that when the group went past the Pirates dugout, Simon swung a bat at the Italian sausage character -- portrayed by a 20-year-old South Milwaukee woman -- causing her to fall to the ground. As she fell, a nearby sausage also went down.
"They were doing the sausage race. He hit her with the baseball bat," said Deputy Inspector Sherry Warichak of the Milwaukee County Sheriff's Department, which provides security at Brewers games. "When he hit her, that other character fell.
"They both were treated at the scene for scraped knees, but at this point I don't think they have any other complaints," she said.
Warichak declined to release the names of the women, who were interviewed at the stadium.
Simon pinch hit in the seventh inning and grounded out.
Milwaukee won the game 2-1 in 12 innings.
Now lets say the blow cause one to fall and break a arm. The one that fell on top blows out a knee. Then would it be funny. Have you seen the replay he did more then just alittle swing. This guy is a idiot. It's dumb stuff like this that can cost a player there career.
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Easy, djv. I said the story was funny. First of all, you have a sausage race, then the quote from the sheriff's department sounds pretty Mayberry, then at the end they make sure to report the final outcome of the game.
I swear sometimes I feel like you have a corn cob stuck right up your ass.
I swear sometimes I feel like you have a corn cob stuck right up your ass.
LOL- sorry DJV, that was pretty funny.
Also funny was the part in the story where they say, 'and as she fell, a nearby sausage also went down'....
Also funny was the part in the story where they say, 'and as she fell, a nearby sausage also went down'....
dawgball said:
I swear sometimes I feel like you have a corn cob stuck right up your ass.
:lol:
couldn't stop laughing when i read this story on yahoo sports....
Randell simon's got some seriously poor judgement.:nono:
dawgball the problem was that corn cob was stuck in my ass side ways. And if that ant bad enough. I didn't have my coffe yet.
Im not sure witch pee me off worse.
You do have to say one thing I had right. Some little funny dumb thing like this could end up costing him bucks. Now days anything is possible. I bet six attorneys have called already.
And if that ant bad enough. I didn't have my coffe yet. Im not sure witch pee me off worse.
You do have to say one thing I had right. Some little funny dumb thing like this could end up costing him bucks. Now days anything is possible. I bet six attorneys have called already.
here's my entry for the caption contest-
This is what yyz's girlfriend would call "a light snack"
This is what yyz's girlfriend would call "a light snack"
No Eddie's Line was busy because he was talking to Monk about that comment he made above...........Asking him why he had to tell everyone, that was there secret!
I too am Joking Eduardo!
I too am Joking Eduardo!
Sorry. Eddie's phone was busy because he was on the phone with the sauasage that got assaulted, asking her if she wanted to sue Simon.
Not kidding, Eddie
Not kidding, Eddie
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I have decided to take a stronger stance on this. Anyone who thinks Simon should be criminally charged or fined is out of their f**king mind. It is people like you that is making this country sue-crazy. Get a grip!
Now, on to another funny poll from the Atlanta Journal Constitution:
Link to Poll--See right side of page
It's nice to see people in this world laughing again. I am very glad that the girls did not get hurt. Now that we know they are not, we need to let out a sigh and a chuckle.:moon:
Now, on to another funny poll from the Atlanta Journal Constitution:
Link to Poll--See right side of page
It's nice to see people in this world laughing again. I am very glad that the girls did not get hurt. Now that we know they are not, we need to let out a sigh and a chuckle.:moon:
