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So I am sitting at my desk this morning and I am taking my pills. I start to chew on one of them and it tastes funny. Kind a like a dirty mint or something. So I look at the packaging and it's not my pills. They are chlorine tabs for the pool. :facepalm:
 

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This is hilarious! Dude can't pick winners or win money betting on sports if he read tomorrow's newspaper the day of his wagers. :142smilie :mj07:
 

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Another SOLID post. Hilarious! :0074
 

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THERE IS NO ****ING WAY YOU CALLED ANY OF MY NUMBERS. YOU AND YOUR CREW CAN GO F*** YOURSELVES AS I WAS HERE ALL NIGHT EGCEPT WHEN I RAN TO HARD ROCK TO CHECK JAZZ LINE AND CASINO HOST TIP ME THAT MANDA BAY HAD GAME AT 5. JERI WAS HERE AND NO MASSAGE ON ANY OF THREE PHONES OR CELL PHONES. CHECK ANSWER SERVICE THERE TOO. F*** YOU I WALKED DOGS FOR 20 MINUTES AND HAD CELL PHONE WHOLE TIME. WEST VA FIRST HALF LARGE. WE AT SUNSET UNTIL 9:30 I CHECK W HOST AND EVEN CARRY BOX THAT BEEPS WHEN HOME PHONE RINGS. IT BEEP ONCE WHEN DOG GROOMER CALL BUT THAT IT SO F*** YOU AND EVRYBOD THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU. PACERS VERY LARGE FROM LADY FRIEND.
 

trolln4walii

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Why do so many members at MJ's think I'm gay :s8: :shrug:

:SIB (not that there's anything wrong with that)


Let's see :00x32

Have I ever posted threads on .....

pinky rings ..... check
gold chains & bracelets ..... check
manscaping ..... check
brazilian waxing ..... check
mens fragrances ..... check
frequent strip clubs (never said they were girlies) ..... check
'cute' boys wearing undershirts ..... check
my true response to a fly on the wall ..... any mens lockerroom
pictures of skank ho's (in hopes i could throw off those not able to read between the lines) ..... check
consider myself a movie critic (although I prefer the ballet) ..... check
love viagra/cialis cocktails cause I can't get it up around women ..... check
man purses :mj03: can't recall but I do own a few 'European handbags'


I JUST DON"T GET IT :00x32




:00x33



Christ!!!! Even my MJ name shows my preference ....

I shouldn't just come out of the closet .... I should bust the frkn door down :00hour
 

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Why do so many members at MJ's think I'm gay :s8: :shrug:

:SIB (not that there's anything wrong with that)


Let's see :00x32

Have I ever posted threads on .....

pinky rings ..... check
gold chains & bracelets ..... check
manscaping ..... check
brazilian waxing ..... check
mens fragrances ..... check
frequent strip clubs (never said they were girlies) ..... check
'cute' boys wearing undershirts ..... check
my true response to a fly on the wall ..... any mens lockerroom
pictures of skank ho's (in hopes i could throw off those not able to read between the lines) ..... check
consider myself a movie critic (although I prefer the ballet) ..... check
love viagra/cialis cocktails cause I can't get it up around women ..... check
man purses :mj03: can't recall but I do own a few 'European handbags'


I JUST DON"T GET IT :00x32




:00x33



Christ!!!! Even my MJ name shows my preference ....

I shouldn't just come out of the closet .... I should bust the frkn door down :00hour

Why would you think anybody thinks you're gay?
 
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