Can you impersonate a Madjack Member in a singles post?

[The Joker]

I didn't read the other part :facepalm:

Did you try reading the thread title?:shrug:

 

[trolln4walii]

Why do so many members at MJ's think I'm gay :s8: :shrug:

:SIB (not that there's anything wrong with that)


Let's see :00x32

Have I ever posted threads on .....

pinky rings ..... check
gold chains & bracelets ..... check
manscaping ..... check
brazilian waxing ..... check
manicures & pedicures ..... check/check
mens fragrances ..... check
frequent strip clubs (never said they were girlies) ..... check
'cute' boys wearing undershirts ..... check
my true response to a fly on the wall ..... any mens lockerroom
pictures of skank ho's (in hopes i could throw off those not able to read between the lines) ..... check
consider myself a movie critic (although I prefer the ballet) ..... check
love viagra/cialis cocktails cause I can't get it up around women ..... check
man purses :mj03: can't recall but I do own a few 'European handbags'
famous dicks ..... check


I JUST DON"T GET IT :00x32




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Christ!!!! Even my MJ name shows my preference ....

I shouldn't just come out of the closet .... I should bust the frkn door down :00hour

edit .. 4got the manicures, pedicures, and dicks :0074

 

[trolln4walii]

Why would you think anybody thinks you're gay?

:facepalm:

Getting old is a bitch :0006

 

[MadJack]

:facepalm:

Getting old is a bitch :0006

:0005

 

[ppabart]

:0005

That's my guy.....please stop overusing him

TIA YTB :0008

 

[krc]

So.... Im talking to an exotic with Jack as a wing man. Im telling her how privilegef it would be to blow out my candle on my birthday.


She has a bucket. A tin bucket. Why? Who knows so i tell here that the first 23 years have only gotten her semi drunk and fight ti Vegas and a metal bucket.


She is sold on all the possibilities that this snake oil salesman is selling.... AND THEN JACK falls like a chopped tree after "TIMBER".....


opcorn2

 

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[DZ]

:canada1

 

[DZ]

gsp:142hump:

 

[Handi Capper]

:fingerc:

 

[LonghornMM]

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:142smilie :mj07: :lol:

 

[zoomer]

Eggs benedict in Holiday Sauce


Veal Parma Sean

 

[Cie]

A woman applied for a position at my office today. Since her first name is shaniqua, I was immediately able to surmise that she lacks intelligence and professionalism.

 

[fatdaddycool]

like moo

 

[Cie]

Good luck to shop.

 

[Sportsaholic]

Cialis, it's going to be a good day.........:0074

 

[The Joker]

Can someone please explain women to me?

 

[The Boys]

Why do so many members at MJ's think I'm gay :s8: :shrug:

:SIB (not that there's anything wrong with that)


Let's see :00x32

Have I ever posted threads on .....

pinky rings ..... check...................NO
gold chains & bracelets ..... check........NOT GOLD
manscaping ..... check......................YES
brazilian waxing ..... check..................NO
mens fragrances ..... check................SURE
frequent strip clubs (never said they were girlies) ..... check...............................GIRLS ONLY
'cute' boys wearing undershirts ..... check......??
my true response to a fly on the wall ..... any mens lockerroom...............LOVE WOMEN ONLY
pictures of skank ho's (in hopes i could throw off those not able to read between the lines) ..... check
consider myself a movie critic (although I prefer the ballet) ..... check............THEATER IS MY FAVORITE
love viagra/cialis cocktails cause I can't get it up around women ..... check............HELL YES
man purses :mj03: can't recall but I do own a few 'European handbags'............NOPE


I JUST DON"T GET IT :00x32 .......YOU NEVER WILL!!!




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Christ!!!! Even my MJ name shows my preference ....

I shouldn't just come out of the closet .... I should bust the frkn door down :00hour

WOW, I have a lot in common with the person you're talking about............interesting :SIB

 

[The Joker]

"Just a bunch of dimwhits............grow the fuck up"


"Your posts to me are so weak...............why don't you give up already..........you are such a bore."


"Here's a link you should read. http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/healthyliving.html"

 

[PAChicky]

Holy Fuck- I've only been a member here for a few months but I know who a lot of those are :mj07: :mj07: