Last night, my wife woke me up..
Darling! Darling! There's a burglar downstairs!!
So I go down, check every room and don't find anyone.
Then I realized I don't have a wife and when I went back upstairs my tv was gone.
Darling! Darling! There's a burglar downstairs!!
So I go down, check every room and don't find anyone.
Then I realized I don't have a wife and when I went back upstairs my tv was gone.

