Describe their parents.
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his dad is a former high school wrestling star turned beer guzzling degenerate gambler of college and NFL football.....doesn't throw it all away on beer and gambling because he knows his wife would quit her job at the Mattress Factory and run off with the Shift Manager there who has been pinching her ass for the last 10 years.She's about 40 pounds over weight but her eight hours a day admirer has always told her "It's more fun pushin' on the cushion."
Her mom works at the neighborhood beauty saloon..She finally figured out which career she wanted after trying waitressing and bartending at "GoodTime Charlies Tavern" for 12 years straight out of high school..It seemed like the perfect job at the time..She had the pick of all the town drunks plus "Mr Kool" who stopped in for lunch on "Meatloaf Thursday" was the local supplier of decent weed.It was here at "GoodTime Charlies" that she meet her "Mr Goodbar".
Now Mr. GoodBar has no idea he was to become the co- creator of such a lovely child.
After graduating from the other high school across town he took a job as a helper at the Schlitz Beer Plant ...Wow what a great job right out of high school...Of course in the early years he couldn't hang out at the bars which he would roll the beer into for the driver/salemen but he sure learned all the jargon and slick tricks about hanging out in bars those first three years on the truck as helper..
As fate would have he finally got his own route as driver/salesmen ...
and "GoodTime Charlies" was one of the bars on his route..Now Mr. Goodbar had figured out a long time ago as a helper on the truck not to fall into the same trap as his driver-/salesman and hang out at the same bar after work..Mix it up..Stop in and say hi to others who buy your product every week..
But oh the temptation of the bartender at "GoodTime Charlies"...long legs and sultry lips he found himself calling the corner bar stool at the bar his second home..
Didn't take long for the mutual admiration to over-flow..She provided free beer not rang on the register and he bought weed from "Mr.Kool."
Before long all common sense thinking went out the window and lo and behold the pregnancy test was was "Positive".
4 apartments and three broken down pickup trucks later she's dying purple hair down at Freda's Hair Salon he still sells beer to "GoodTime Charlies".
In fact for some reason "Mr Kool" ask about the wife each visit on Meatloaf Thursday.
Her mom works at the neighborhood beauty saloon..She finally figured out which career she wanted after trying waitressing and bartending at "GoodTime Charlies Tavern" for 12 years straight out of high school..It seemed like the perfect job at the time..She had the pick of all the town drunks plus "Mr Kool" who stopped in for lunch on "Meatloaf Thursday" was the local supplier of decent weed.It was here at "GoodTime Charlies" that she meet her "Mr Goodbar".
Now Mr. GoodBar has no idea he was to become the co- creator of such a lovely child.
After graduating from the other high school across town he took a job as a helper at the Schlitz Beer Plant ...Wow what a great job right out of high school...Of course in the early years he couldn't hang out at the bars which he would roll the beer into for the driver/salemen but he sure learned all the jargon and slick tricks about hanging out in bars those first three years on the truck as helper..
As fate would have he finally got his own route as driver/salesmen ...
and "GoodTime Charlies" was one of the bars on his route..Now Mr. Goodbar had figured out a long time ago as a helper on the truck not to fall into the same trap as his driver-/salesman and hang out at the same bar after work..Mix it up..Stop in and say hi to others who buy your product every week..
But oh the temptation of the bartender at "GoodTime Charlies"...long legs and sultry lips he found himself calling the corner bar stool at the bar his second home..
Didn't take long for the mutual admiration to over-flow..She provided free beer not rang on the register and he bought weed from "Mr.Kool."
Before long all common sense thinking went out the window and lo and behold the pregnancy test was was "Positive".
4 apartments and three broken down pickup trucks later she's dying purple hair down at Freda's Hair Salon he still sells beer to "GoodTime Charlies".
In fact for some reason "Mr Kool" ask about the wife each visit on Meatloaf Thursday.
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