Do any of you here get manicures and/or pedicures
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As Bart said in the Private Message that you have been a part of but have not shown up to
"Fucking Guy"
have you seen me? I am white as a ghost, I would never set foot in a tanning bed :facepalm: nor hair hi lights although I did just for men once and it faded in a few weeks, pedicures dont seem so bad :shrug:
Two Amish women are harvesting potatoes. One of the women has two potatoes in her hands. She looks at the other woman and says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's testicles."
The other woman asks, "Are his testicles that big?"
"No," she says with a sigh. "They're that dirty."
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Don't you bite your nails down badly? I seem to remember seeing a pic of you with nails bitten down, something that has stuck in my mind.
I did when I was married surprisingly now I don't, no stress does this, man you have a good memory
You talk about your ex a lot.....Are you having 2nd thoughts.....opcorn2
:facepalm: :sadwave:
I am happier today than I have ever been in my life :shrug:
I hope some of my haters on here have noticed a nicer hedgie recently. I am finally back to the real me
Can you go back through the whole roster of "you" so we know which one you're talking about.....:0008
I grew up Mormon, but haven't been to church in years.. and have no religious beliefs anymore. Why do you ask?
That is a joke I'll be stealing and telling the folks in my office today, SO FUNNY. Thanks for the laugh, sir!
basically I hit rock bottom about a year ago after I had a stripper to my house and she wanted way more than I wanted to pay for a little fun, I made her leave, she threatened me when she left and it scared the shit out of me. I continued to do bad things til the end of the year, go to strip clubs, driving drunk, hanging out with the wrong type people, I was lonely all I did was crave attention. At the beginning of this year I quit drinking as much and got back on the road to happiness, I have dropped a few lbs, met a girl on match.com in late January and we are still going out and its a very healthy relationship not even one argument in 7 months, all she wants to do is make me happy...I am finally happy with my life again. My friends and family have noticed the new me too. I have made some enemies here for no reason and I am trying to make amends. :0008
