does this lady want my beef stick?

[lawtchan]

Hey Mush

waiting for updates

talk to Barclay,

hope you put your "member" in her INNER CIRCLE"

or at her age it may be her INNER OVAL

so stick her in her 'oval orifice'

so if a=b and b=c


then,


YOU JUST BANGED THE FIRST LADY PRESIDENT :thumb: :mj05: :mj08: :shocked: :shocked:

CONGRATULATIONS

 

[dirty ernie]

Why do I find myself waiting for Eddie to get home from work? I really gotta getta life.

 

[Lightning]

Does anyone think maybe he fell in?

 

[Keyser Soze]

He called me in the morning asking to borrow a 2X4................Something about strapping it to his ass. He had some kind of fear of falling.................in. :scared

 

[ALWAYS PRAYEN]

dude my motto is fukk it!! fukk her, her cat, her kids if their old enough, your neighbors wife, your bosses wife, your bosses cats,dogs, birds, chickens hell u can fukk my wife just shut the hell up and fukk this slutty biiitch and hit it once for me!! tear up the pussie and take some pics and put them up on the free porn thread!!! now go a fukk her hard!!!!!!!!

 

[lawtchan]

:com: :com:

dude my motto is fukk it!! fukk her, her cat, her kids if their old enough, your neighbors wife, your bosses wife, your bosses cats,dogs, birds, chickens hell u can fukk my wife just shut the hell up and fukk this slutty biiitch and hit it once for me!! tear up the pussie and take some pics and put them up on the free porn thread!!! now go a fukk her hard!!!!!!!!

. :com:

 

[GM]

dude my motto is fukk it!! fukk her, her cat, her kids if their old enough, your neighbors wife, your bosses wife, your bosses cats,dogs, birds, chickens hell u can fukk my wife just shut the hell up and fukk this slutty biiitch and hit it once for me!! tear up the pussie and take some pics and put them up on the free porn thread!!! now go a fukk her hard!!!!!!!!

Hey, that's my motto too! Except for the part about the chickens.

 

[White Shadow]

Hey, that's my motto too! Except for the part about the chickens.

:mj07: :mj07:

I just spit pop all over my f...in keyboard!! Too f...in funny, GM.

 

[*EDDIE MUSH*]

ok......i just got home from work today. luckily she had the day off, because i dont know how i am going to face her now. i almost forget where i left this little story on here......

so i call her last night, and long story short, she comes over to my place (she left her kids at home, she has a 13 year old) i am all cleaned up, boys, and i am looking good. i think i had a sign on my forehead that said, please ride my bolonie pony....lol

i ask her if she wants a drink, and of course she does. all i have is a case of coors.....she dont care, its all good. i am sure she didnt come over expecting champaine or wine or fine shit like that.......if she has seen my betting card lately, she is lucky she didnt get kool-aid.

we sit down and start watching a flick on tv.......i dont even remember what it is.....and i lean over for the kill.......and she is ready. i dont want to get into too many details, because it aint good boys. lets just say that i wont be going down there again.

i ended up doing some 'favors' for her, and i was really doing a good job for her. i was like a human machine. and the unthinkable happens. i should have figured with all the booze from lunch and i am sure dinner, and now over at my place, she was really relaxed. but i would have never expected the gift i received next. i was just about done down there, and i was blown away, boys. and i dont mean, 'blown' i mean she fukking farted on my face, as i was pleasuring her. i tried to ignore it....i mean it isnt the first time i have been farted on. but she opened the gates.....she said, oh my god, i am so sorry. now jesus christ, i was ready to fuk.....but when you start talking about the fart that just happened, it could kill even my mood. i understand that i have just been farted on, but lets not talk about it till later. she starts getting up, like she ruined it. i tell her not to worry about it, becasue it has been awhile boys.........so here is what i have stooped to, i banged some drunk broad at work who farted on my head, and now i have to work with her everyday knowing that she dd this to me........what a situation. but at least i broke the slump.

i dont recommende this for anyone.

 

[taoist]

...but at least i broke the slump.

i dont recommende this for anyone.

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:


...now, there's a classic line! :mj07: :mj07:

 

[theGibber1]

all i have is a case of coors.....she dont care, its all good. i am sure she didnt come over expecting champaine or wine or fine shit like that.......if she has seen my betting card lately, she is lucky she didnt get kool-aid

HAHHAHAHHAHA

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

Awesome

 

[Mjolnir]

being queefed on doesn't sound like fun.

 

[White Shadow]

So let me get this straight.....actually farting on your face doesn't kill the mood but talking about it does?

"it isn't the first time I've been farted on"

Could we do a poll on this one fellas.....maybe I've led a fairly sheltered life but this doesn't seem normal to me. Is this something that happens to people frequently or even occasionally for that matter?

 

[worm44]

ok......i just got home from work today. luckily she had the day off, because i dont know how i am going to face her now. i almost forget where i left this little story on here......

so i call her last night, and long story short, she comes over to my place (she left her kids at home, she has a 13 year old) i am all cleaned up, boys, and i am looking good. i think i had a sign on my forehead that said, please ride my bolonie pony....lol

i ask her if she wants a drink, and of course she does. all i have is a case of coors.....she dont care, its all good. i am sure she didnt come over expecting champaine or wine or fine shit like that.......if she has seen my betting card lately, she is lucky she didnt get kool-aid.

we sit down and start watching a flick on tv.......i dont even remember what it is.....and i lean over for the kill.......and she is ready. i dont want to get into too many details, because it aint good boys. lets just say that i wont be going down there again.

i ended up doing some 'favors' for her, and i was really doing a good job for her. i was like a human machine. and the unthinkable happens. i should have figured with all the booze from lunch and i am sure dinner, and now over at my place, she was really relaxed. but i would have never expected the gift i received next. i was just about done down there, and i was blown away, boys. and i dont mean, 'blown' i mean she fukking farted on my face, as i was pleasuring her. i tried to ignore it....i mean it isnt the first time i have been farted on. but she opened the gates.....she said, oh my god, i am so sorry. now jesus christ, i was ready to fuk.....but when you start talking about the fart that just happened, it could kill even my mood. i understand that i have just been farted on, but lets not talk about it till later. she starts getting up, like she ruined it. i tell her not to worry about it, becasue it has been awhile boys.........so here is what i have stooped to, i banged some drunk broad at work who farted on my head, and now i have to work with her everyday knowing that she dd this to me........what a situation. but at least i broke the slump.

i dont recommende this for anyone.

do you mind if I print this thread and sell it at local novelty shop?

 

[*EDDIE MUSH*]

yea, i tried to pretend that it wasnt a fart, because it wasnt a big one......but when you are that close to the blasting zone, the smell isnt very good.....but i tried to ignore it. but she wanted to have a freakin discussion about the fart....i wasnt into that

 

[freelancc]

:mj19: :mj19:

 

[Agent 0659]

:com: :com: :com: kurby

 

[billyhoyle]

Right on mush! That's just too funny.

 

[theGibber1]

So let me get this straight.....actually farting on your face doesn't kill the mood but talking about it does?

"it isn't the first time I've been farted on"

Could we do a poll on this one fellas.....maybe I've led a fairly sheltered life but this doesn't seem normal to me. Is this something that happens to people frequently or even occasionally for that matter?

this happend to me... it was with my girlfriend of 7 yrs and it was still very uncomfortable and embarrassing..

i cant imagine it happening with someone you just met... hahha thats tough man :mj14:

 

[LuckyIrish]

It's one thing is she queffed but if she actually fated...Thats F'n nasty dude...you musta been hard up.

I dont care how hot the girl is...if she farts in my face,im outta there.