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jroot,
I say alot of things, and most of them are in jest, unless of course we talk unions or something of that sort, but your comments about someones kids and their treatment is out of line. Crap like that is unwarranted and uncalled for. You want to poke fun or make jokes than do it but keep kids out of it....you dig? As far as Private Petey and Eddie go at least they have kept it on a somewhat humorous note whereas you went for the throat on a personal level and I don't like it. That may or may not matter to you now, but I assure you it will if we run into each other in Vegas. Keep it clean.

Also, I think Missy and Esso are both attractive and I hazard to guess are both way out of PP's league. You see PP I have read the majority of your posts and although they are ammusing, they lack any real insight, or anything other than second grade recess banter.
 

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TBone,
I will undoubtedly share a beverage or two with you ladies, it will be my pleasure. I may even have a beer with Petey, provided he brings a fake I.D.:D
FDC
 

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Eddie Haskell said:
Mel honey,

I want so desperately to be your type (or the Helmeisters type). What is your type?

I guess you don't like sincere, warm, sensitive, model-looking, intelligent men who are 6'2", weigh 185, buff with sixpack abs, rich, who drive a used (but certified) Lexus. Hell, all the guys liked me in high school (went to an all boys Catholic school).

I was prom king and quarterback of our state championship team in high school. After graduating summa cum laude from Harvard I attended Bolt Hall (Berkely) law school whereinafter I clerked for the late Justice William Brennan on the US Supreme Court.

After my first marriage to Cindy Crawford (nee Haskell) broke up (I left her because I was just bored with the whole Hollywood thing), I married the current Mrs. Haskell. She is such a mynx.

Oh well, what is your type, if not the undersigned?

Eddie
 

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Thanks TBone - of I ever make it up there - that would be great

:)

- FDC - very elgantly said......:cool:
 

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Eddie Haskell said:
Mel honey,

men who are 6'2", weigh 185, buff with sixpack abs

Eddie

I guess not a walking stick hit some iorn my man. Might want to fill those 200$ shoes with sand so you don't blow away in a strong wind:D
 
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Hey FDC~That was great! Thanks:)

NickiD~What you said was right on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope he chooses the 2nd suggestion.
 

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peter:

What do you think of the Fat mans approach to baggin the babes. Kinda reminds ya of the white knight in shining armour coming to the rescue of the damsel in distress. How chivalrous.

I like the "I'll be your strong man baby" approach. Fat let us know how it works. For me, I will continue my rich guy, nice house, nice car, credentialing approach in my quest to bag the babe.

Peter, on the other hand, is using the down and dirty, love machine approach to bag the babes. Jroot is utilizing the total bad boy approach.

In my experience all of the foregoing have merit. Let the games begin.

Ed
 

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FDC ~ thank you so much. I appreciate knowing that at least most of the people on this site fight fair. Thanks for having my back.

Nicki ~ you rock. You should def. come to Vegas.

JRoot ~ my son is extremely happy and def. not neglected. Every spare minute that I have I spend with him. Thank you for your concern I am sure it was meant in the best way possible. And if it wasn't I await your apologies.

Bonez ~ did we find out where the game is at on Thursday?

Miss Missy
 

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:eek: Looks to me like FDC has won the hearts of the "whole" softball team:D THE 'I'LL BE YOUR STRONG MAN BABY APPROACH WORKS'

you should try it Eddie;)
 

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Eddie, I find the fatmans attempts to bag these babes laughable at best. This putz pops out of nowhere thinking he can bash Double P? That's the wrong answer!! In my opinion, he needs to crawl back under his rock. Nice breakdown of our styles, btw. I may not have your money, but I have charm to spare. And I really don't think Jroot has much of a chance with his bad boy routine.

PP
 

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6'2" and 185lbs. "strong man"................................I THINK NOT!!

But for real Tara, that was hysterical................I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really laughing hard.........
 

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Tara:

I've got to be me. As Fletcher says I'm the scrawny little weasel lawyer who gets sand kicked in his face on the beach so be it. I'm like the old Northwestern cheer. As they are losing to Ohio State a kabillion to nothing, the NU fans cheer..."Thats alright thats okay, your gonna work for us someday".

Thats me sweetheart. The scrawny, brainey 90 pound weaking, driving the certified Lexus. Let the Fat man use his blue collar cool approach. Those of us above the frey see through his transparency. I know what you want.

You want money, comfort and the big one. I can provide all of those in the end. Please note that Anna Nicole did NOT marry a pipefitter. That was my grandpa.

Ed
 

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Pee Pee, you try the bad boy routine also. With all of the talk about "your boys" and sh*t like that. Why don't you give the new brother a break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone desrve a shot, right???



BTW..............still laughing, Eddie a tough guy. How funny is that???
 

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Peter:

I respect your style. I can see you leanin up against a bar in whatever town your from, got that Bud Lite in front of you, just hammerin on a hot babe tellin her she's got to go home with you. Her mouth is sayin no but her eyes are sayin yes.

80% of the time you chalk one up on your holster. Those 20% that resist still have respect for you even though they may talk you down. I like your honest approach and style.

But remember guys, whatever approach you are using, we are all after the same objective....................................... tuna fishing. Good luck to all and lets hook a big smelly one. Lets all cast our lines into the cyber-sea.

Old man Eddie and the Sea.
 

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Helen, I find jroots characterization of jasonsmom distasteful. I'm very confident that she takes good care of her grubby little kid. I don't play the bad boy, as you say. We never start trouble but we always finish it.

PP
 
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