Girls Girls Girls..............
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kreskin
kreskin
Eddie, you got it exactly right. I would say that 80% of the time I end up fitting pipe and I chalk up the other 20% to dollies playing hard to get. I've run through most of the hot ones around here, broken a ton of hearts and i'm considered a bit of a player. But when we go to the big city (Twin Falls, ID) I start with a clean slate and the world is my oyster, if you know what I mean.
PP
kreskin
Eddie, you got it exactly right. I would say that 80% of the time I end up fitting pipe and I chalk up the other 20% to dollies playing hard to get. I've run through most of the hot ones around here, broken a ton of hearts and i'm considered a bit of a player. But when we go to the big city (Twin Falls, ID) I start with a clean slate and the world is my oyster, if you know what I mean.
PP
That's great!!!! I think it may be time to change your bait though. You can always try trolling in a different section. From the looks of it, there hasn't even been a nibble here. You should try the local high schools or teen clubs!!!! They are still naive enough to fall for your tired old lines.
"Grubby little kid" are we playing that way now Pee Pee? My kid is far from grubby and I will be forced to kick you f*****g scrawny no job little d**k azz if you refer to my kid as anything but Missy kid or Justin or that really, really smart cute kid from Philadelphia. I will await your apologies for being extremely rude and hitting below the belt. We have fun in here lets not go there again.
I am waiting ...
Miss Missy
I am waiting ...
Miss Missy
lost in translation
lost in translation
JM, apparently we have a disconnect here. Where I come from "grubby" is a term of affection. Like when we were kids and playing in the park or some sport or something we would get really dirty and muddy and sweaty or whatnot. Well, sometimes one of our moms would say how grubby we were, but it was meant in a good way. Like we were outside getting some exercise and playing games outdoors while a lot of our peers were couch potatoes staring at the TV all day and night. Those kids may have been clean, but they were also fat and lazy. I would take "grubby" any day of the week. Wouldn't you?
PP
lost in translation
JM, apparently we have a disconnect here. Where I come from "grubby" is a term of affection. Like when we were kids and playing in the park or some sport or something we would get really dirty and muddy and sweaty or whatnot. Well, sometimes one of our moms would say how grubby we were, but it was meant in a good way. Like we were outside getting some exercise and playing games outdoors while a lot of our peers were couch potatoes staring at the TV all day and night. Those kids may have been clean, but they were also fat and lazy. I would take "grubby" any day of the week. Wouldn't you?
PP
I send my humble apologies. I thought you were insulting him. Which we all learned from JRoots example that doesn't go over well and is not taking lightly, but at least we got rid of him.
Thanks Pee Pee sorry for the misunderstanding.
Justin's Mom
Thanks Pee Pee sorry for the misunderstanding.
Justin's Mom
thumbs up
thumbs up
Missy, it is no problem at all. We are all on the same team here looking towards the same goals. Those goals are winning money betting and also for the MJ softball team to bring home a crown. Now, when people like sage and jroot attempt to disrupt us and make us lose our focus, they must be dealt with harshly. Best wishes to you and yours.
Double P
thumbs up
Missy, it is no problem at all. We are all on the same team here looking towards the same goals. Those goals are winning money betting and also for the MJ softball team to bring home a crown. Now, when people like sage and jroot attempt to disrupt us and make us lose our focus, they must be dealt with harshly. Best wishes to you and yours.
Double P
Yeah, well where I come from "neglected" means dedicated Mother.
PP....nice spin. You sell copiers and fax machines, don't you?
Looking forward to more cyber threats from fatdaddyfool.
PP....nice spin. You sell copiers and fax machines, don't you?
Looking forward to more cyber threats from fatdaddyfool.
Hey jroot~ I was really hoping that you would take NickiD's suggestion and shut the f*ck up. It must be real lonely at home for you to come onto a web site and pick a fight with the first female that you come across. Why don't you get a life? Isn't there anything to do around parts unknown? Does the thought of men man handling you really turn you on? If so, I think that there are better sites for that than this one!
....................................jroot said:
jroot
Your just rude.
I am glad you stopped following me around though.
Thank you.
KOD
JRoot why would you come in here again and start this shit up? What a loser. You know what I would really like to come to where you are at and kick the living s**t out of you. FDC had my back but seriously I can f**k you up by myself. I def. don't need help for that. Why don't you do us all a favor and go and kill yourself? You annoying, small minded little prick.
Miss Melissa,
the wonderful, caring, doting mother of Justin Patrick
Miss Melissa,
the wonderful, caring, doting mother of Justin Patrick
Sweet Mel,
No need to tell someone to kill themself, though I understand your anger...
Root,
chill down, no need for insults as it is unwarranted!
:nono:
No need to tell someone to kill themself, though I understand your anger...
Root,
chill down, no need for insults as it is unwarranted!
:nono:
jroot, Private Petey,
I offer you no cyber threat, nor do I care what your feeble little minds think I meant. Simply stated, your crude and distasteful allusion to Justin is neither funny nor warranted. I could care less what you idiots think of me or if you think I threatened you. I also don't need a plan to pick up women. I need no false facade, or fake machismo, nor do I have any illusions of picking up a girl over the frickin internet for that matter. Now, normally insults of that sort are bred of jealousy, but to be completely honest with you I don't see that either one of you two with your incredibly low I.Q.'s and seemingly endless capacity for idiocy could fathom such a complex concept. What I do believe is that you read, or had someone read to you, what I wrote and realized that the second bell has rung already and it is time to get back to remedial reading at summer school. Let me assure you the rock I live under, is my rock along with its own garage, mortgage, and lawn to mow. Hell you may have mowed it for me last week!! The vehicle I drive was paid for in cash. My boat is a 2001 and extremely well taken care of. The land I own out west and the big screen in my living room all fit under my rock. Whats under your rock Petey except a gameboy, whoopie cushion, poster of Leif Garrett and a couple of hard crusty socks? As far as jroot goes....who cares he is a non entity and not worth wasting any more time on. Glad to see he reads my post as I am sure the nurses encourage him to read. Eddie, on the other hand, I will give credit where credit is due as he usually just tries to piss everyone off. His off handed remarks are well though out and insightful for the most part.
You, P.P., can't even follow simple instructions and "I live under a rock"
Now that is laughable.
One thing though Eddie. Aren't you married? Do you condone cheating on your spouse? Do you actively cheat on your spouse? Does she know? More importantly, does she care? I guess I just thought a little better of you but then again....you are a lawyer for chrissakes.
In closing.....If picking up missy was my intent I would have stated that, and I am certain if or when the time comes for me to lay the charm on Melissa....I won't need your miserable necks to stand on.
FDC
I offer you no cyber threat, nor do I care what your feeble little minds think I meant. Simply stated, your crude and distasteful allusion to Justin is neither funny nor warranted. I could care less what you idiots think of me or if you think I threatened you. I also don't need a plan to pick up women. I need no false facade, or fake machismo, nor do I have any illusions of picking up a girl over the frickin internet for that matter. Now, normally insults of that sort are bred of jealousy, but to be completely honest with you I don't see that either one of you two with your incredibly low I.Q.'s and seemingly endless capacity for idiocy could fathom such a complex concept. What I do believe is that you read, or had someone read to you, what I wrote and realized that the second bell has rung already and it is time to get back to remedial reading at summer school. Let me assure you the rock I live under, is my rock along with its own garage, mortgage, and lawn to mow. Hell you may have mowed it for me last week!! The vehicle I drive was paid for in cash. My boat is a 2001 and extremely well taken care of. The land I own out west and the big screen in my living room all fit under my rock. Whats under your rock Petey except a gameboy, whoopie cushion, poster of Leif Garrett and a couple of hard crusty socks? As far as jroot goes....who cares he is a non entity and not worth wasting any more time on. Glad to see he reads my post as I am sure the nurses encourage him to read. Eddie, on the other hand, I will give credit where credit is due as he usually just tries to piss everyone off. His off handed remarks are well though out and insightful for the most part.
You, P.P., can't even follow simple instructions and "I live under a rock"
Now that is laughable. One thing though Eddie. Aren't you married? Do you condone cheating on your spouse? Do you actively cheat on your spouse? Does she know? More importantly, does she care? I guess I just thought a little better of you but then again....you are a lawyer for chrissakes.
In closing.....If picking up missy was my intent I would have stated that, and I am certain if or when the time comes for me to lay the charm on Melissa....I won't need your miserable necks to stand on.
FDC
Well said FDC. They are just kids with nuttin' better to do than pick on some females. It is a way to get some attention. As it is very obvious they aren't getting any elsewhere.
except for a few off color remarks that i think were unintentional, this is one funny thread. i would like to thank everyone for providing the laughs.
but the award for the funniest line goes to private petey when he said:"But when we go to the big city (Twin Falls, ID)"
when i read that remark i almost choked on what i was eating.
keep up the good work gang. hopefully with a little improvements, we can take this show on the road.
but the award for the funniest line goes to private petey when he said:"But when we go to the big city (Twin Falls, ID)"
when i read that remark i almost choked on what i was eating.
keep up the good work gang. hopefully with a little improvements, we can take this show on the road.
Do you think Jack should put the girls & I on the pay roll AR LOL I DO..........:jump:some funny stuff !!!!!
I DO..........:jump:some funny stuff !!!!!If you're in doubt about angels being real
I can arrange to change any doubts you may feel
Wait 'til you meet my Sweet Mel
You'll want her for your valentine
You're gonna say
She's all that you adore
But stay away
Sweet Lel is spoken for
You're gonna find
That Sweet Mel is mine!!!!
I can arrange to change any doubts you may feel
Wait 'til you meet my Sweet Mel
You'll want her for your valentine
You're gonna say
She's all that you adore
But stay away
Sweet Lel is spoken for
You're gonna find
That Sweet Mel is mine!!!!
MID-TERM REPORT CARD
FDC- A
continues to buddy up to the girls as the "Great Defender" of the weaker sex. Posts are warm and totally disengenous, the girls know they have an allie in the Fatguy. Love this approach and fat is in the lead.
Eddie- B
girls are intrigued by Eddie's Jeckle and Hyde approach. Is he the drunk self-depricating, old fart who is somewhat likeable when he turns the bravado off or is he the sniveling 90 lb weakling loser lawyer hiding behing his computer trying to be insulting. He's got them intrigued
Peter- B+
Brutally honest. Girls are wondering if this guys machismo and self confidence are backed up by real hot looks. Just enough bad boy to make the girls wonder. If his looks match up to the babes expectations, I think he has the best chance of baggin one or more of the Philly fillies.
Jroot- D+
Hard core bad boy. Right now girls are repulsed but, there opinion could change if he shows the warm side. However, he's in a very risky position as his posts walk a tightrope. If he slips, he's in banishville. Shows some smarts so I think he will survive. However, currently a longshot.
Dr. Strangelove-C
Waiting in the wings. Buddying up but not as aggresive as Fat. He's looking for the long term score whereas most of the others are are aiming there missles at a one-time frontal assault at the SuperBowl Party.
All of the foregoing get an A for effort. Let the better man win.
Eddie
FDC- A
continues to buddy up to the girls as the "Great Defender" of the weaker sex. Posts are warm and totally disengenous, the girls know they have an allie in the Fatguy. Love this approach and fat is in the lead.
Eddie- B
girls are intrigued by Eddie's Jeckle and Hyde approach. Is he the drunk self-depricating, old fart who is somewhat likeable when he turns the bravado off or is he the sniveling 90 lb weakling loser lawyer hiding behing his computer trying to be insulting. He's got them intrigued
Peter- B+
Brutally honest. Girls are wondering if this guys machismo and self confidence are backed up by real hot looks. Just enough bad boy to make the girls wonder. If his looks match up to the babes expectations, I think he has the best chance of baggin one or more of the Philly fillies.
Jroot- D+
Hard core bad boy. Right now girls are repulsed but, there opinion could change if he shows the warm side. However, he's in a very risky position as his posts walk a tightrope. If he slips, he's in banishville. Shows some smarts so I think he will survive. However, currently a longshot.
Dr. Strangelove-C
Waiting in the wings. Buddying up but not as aggresive as Fat. He's looking for the long term score whereas most of the others are are aiming there missles at a one-time frontal assault at the SuperBowl Party.
All of the foregoing get an A for effort. Let the better man win.
Eddie
Very funny thread. Dr, you get an A++ from me. FDC, as always thanks for getting my back. Eddie, your a dork. Pee Pee so misunderstood, JRoot, grow up.
Girls let's kick some azz tonight, if we don't have yet another rain out.
Miss Melissa
Girls let's kick some azz tonight, if we don't have yet another rain out.
Miss Melissa
ED,
me looking for a long term relationship? WOW
I haven't heard that in awhile.
Hope all is well with you my friend
me looking for a long term relationship? WOW
I haven't heard that in awhile.
Hope all is well with you my friend
