Girls Girls Girls..............

[Private Petey]

grades

grades

Eddie, very good job on the grades. The only one I would disagree with is the fatmans grade. This character is so transparent. He writes the most longwinded posts bashing Double P and his agenda is clear. Yeah JM, he's got your back all right and he has his sights set on having a lot more. Don't fall for it. He is a very angry individual and I would fear for your safety if you were to fall for his act. You've been warned.

PP

 

[Justinsmom829]

Pee Pee I can take care of myself thanks. I am not one bit worried about FDC. I think he and the Dr. are the most sincere, honest guys in this thread.

Miss Melissa

 

[freelancc]

:SIB

 

[TBONEZ0295]

MID-TERM REPORT CARD :grins: LMAO

 

[MadJack]

:SIB

:lol:

 

[THE KOD]

Miss Melissa

.......................

Melissa

When I saw that you had the Haskel avatar up there
I was really LMAO !

thats funny

KOD

 

[Helen]

Yea, that is classic, pretty funny sh*t!!!!!

 

[Justinsmom829]

Yeah, "I" thought that it would be kinda funny. Go over well here at Madjacks. LOL

Miss MIssy

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I do not find it amusing whatsoever. Although its kinda nice have a babe carry my picture around.

Tryin to be an A student.

Eddie

 

[Justinsmom829]

Eddie ~ you know you love it. I was just trying to amuse our friends here at MJ.

Missy

 

[Helen]

Hey Meliss.......do you think that decides which of us is the funny sister?? Becuase for real, I really think that was funny!!!!!!!

 

[THE KOD]

I do not find it amusing whatsoever.

Eddie

.........................................

Eddie

that's why I was laughing my ass off. Dont you get it Eddie ?

thats what is funny.


KOD

 

[Helen]

I think that Eddie loved it, without a doubt!!

 

[Justinsmom829]

I am the funny sister now that just proves it.

Missy

 

[JT]

I agree with AR182, this thread is a riot. Twin Falls Idaho, yeah baby welcome to the BIGGG city. Lmao...
If there does end up a wedding between Missy and Eddie are all MadJackers welcome to come?

 

[Eddie Haskell]

JT:

Great idea. Except my true love is Helen. So here goes. Sassy will you marry me. I know we are both already married but, I had a layover in Salt Lake City once so I guess I can have more than one ball and chain.

It'll be great. Mel can be your best man and Peter will be my maid of honor. You can have the entire softball team as your bridesmaids and I'll have 65, Dogs, Blitzie, Dr. Freeze, Ferdville as the ushers. Scott can be ringbearer.

Fletcher, MJ or Dr. Strangelove can perform the ceremony. We'll hire BeanTownJim and Johnny and the Knockdowns to be the band at the reception. We can get married at my grade school church in Bowling Green, Kentucky (Infant Jesus of Prague).

Felonious, YYZ, and Kosar can all hang out at the reception with each other and be cool. Penguinfan can park cars at the reception. Blazer can drive the limo. All the bridesmaids can challenge the madjackers to shot and beer contests. We can play quarters. We wont invite jroot.

Taoist can do the pre-nup (I insist). FatDaddy, Blue, the good Doctor will be tryin to shmooze your sister with their respective methodologies as to the best way to board a babe. Wow. I think we got something here.

Hel, baby, what do you say. I'm on one knee here in Cincinnati hoping you'll accept my cyber-proposal

Hoping to be your bethroved.

Eddie

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Eddie, I will have to check my schedule for that weekend.........I think I have a Goat Herding contest to go to?

But since this is a cyber dream come true, What the hell I'll be there ole buddy! Congratulations!


Tears all over me!

Blue

 

[fatdaddycool]

Hey PEEPS,
I am an angry individual? Boy you hit that nail on the head. You're absolutely right. I am a scary individual. I guess that was me that supposedly was going to roll up on the Madjack clan at the SB party with my "crew" and kick some ass, only to find out I can't follow simple directions. Wow. I routinely threaten and belittle the women on this forum. No, wait a minute, thats you.

Little word of advice, I want to keep this short as you are obviously crippled with A.D.D.....Cough syrup is not a beverage.

By the way isn't Twin Falls, Id where Teena Brandon was from? You know him/her? How long does it take you to get to the big city by lawnmower? How long have you had your mullet? Who is your favorite Backstreeet Boy? You know it is always nice to get an A, regardless of subject. :thefinger

 

[Helen]

LOVE IS IN THE AIR!!!!

LOVE IS IN THE AIR!!!!

Hey Eddie~ That was so romantic, I can see now why your trophy wife stays with you. I am so filled up.

But honestly, I am really shocked, beings I thought for sure, that your invitation to Pee Pee would really lead to something meaningful for the 2 of you. What happened????

Waiting curiously for your response,

The Italian Ice Queen

 

[Justinsmom829]

Eddie Rejected

Eddie Rejected

Ice Queen you know when you got a good thing. I have to admit though that Eddies post was hilarious. But I know you and a if you had to choose between a skinny, whimpy, lawyer who drives a used, but certified, Lexus or a big, towering steamfitter who drives an AMERICAN FORD EXPLORER my money is on the latter. That is the lock of the year!

Helen, New York tomorrow. I am so excited to go to Shea!

Missy