Have you ever taken a shit on an airplane?

[MadJack]

Trip report, please.

:0008

 

[PaSprint]

Dude are you bored?? Lol

 

[Betone]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

Nope :0008

 

[Nole]

No but I remember jamming one up my ass as a kid.


:facepalm:

 

[MadJack]

No but I remember jamming one up my ass as a kid.


:facepalm:

:0corn

 

[yyz]

I think you might mean "in" an airplane.



:0corn

 

[MadJack]

I think you might mean "in" an airplane.



:0corn

Okay, I really laughed out loud this time. :mj07:

 

[yyz]

Okay, I really laughed out loud this time. :mj07:

Seriously......I think I could beat Tiger today. I'm in the zone!

 

[Nole]

:0corn

Just trying to park the plane in the hangar.

 

[The Joker]

No but I remember jamming one up my ass as a kid.


:facepalm:

I knew it.

 

[Morris]

No but I remember jamming one up my ass as a kid.


:facepalm:

:scared

 

[krc]

No but I remember jamming one up my ass as a kid.


:facepalm:

TMI

:facepalm:




























:mj07:

 

[Redhog]

I try and cleanse the colon prior to getting on the plane.....hope that helps

 

[Nole]

I try and cleanse the colon prior to getting on the plane.....hope that helps

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[Betone]

I try and cleanse the colon prior to getting on the plane.....hope that helps

:00x11

 

[jr11]

I was flying to Orlando this past May for work, and yes halfway through flight I had to shit, and one of those ones where I've been crop dusting the whole plane and afraid of sharting. I crushed that toilet, it was halfway up the wall. Three flushes too. What's funny, I open the door and there standing was this hot chick, I laughed all the back to my seat. Poor girl.

:facepalm:

 

[Redhog]

I was flying to Orlando this past May for work, and yes halfway through flight I had to shit, and one of those ones where I've been crop dusting the whole plane and afraid of sharting. I crushed that toilet, it was halfway up the wall. Three flushes too. What's funny, I open the door and there standing was this hot chick, I laughed all the back to my seat. Poor girl.

:facepalm:

As soon as you opened that door she was thinking (that mother fucker shit his pants) :0065

 

[Nole]

I was flying to Orlando this past May for work, and yes halfway through flight I had to shit, and one of those ones where I've been crop dusting the whole plane and afraid of sharting. I crushed that toilet, it was halfway up the wall. Three flushes too. What's funny, I open the door and there standing was this hot chick, I laughed all the back to my seat. Poor girl.

:facepalm:

Holy shit!!!

Hope you 2 are having a great time! Travel safe!

:toast:

 

[fatdaddycool]

All the fucking time. When I was married, I did it just because it made me laugh and her mad. We were going to Amsterdam via London once and got delayed about an hour in Chicago. I had to shit so bad I had cramps, but I wouldn't because I know the best way to get things rolling when you are a non-revenue passenger in first class is to blow that bitch up while people are still loading at the gate. She sat in the terminal stewing, madder than hell, while I sat there, also stewing but different, and laughing my ass off between contractions. As soon as I got my bag in the overhead I headed straight for the front crapper. I could hear the footsteps going by, so I timed my grunts to match. I was out and seated before anyone knew what hit em.



Hope this helps,
FDC

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

No but I remember jamming one up my ass as a kid.


:facepalm:

If you had said this out loud to Bart at the Golf Outing I would have won a shitload of money