Have you ever taken a shit on an airplane?

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Trip report, please.

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I was flying to Orlando this past May for work, and yes halfway through flight I had to shit, and one of those ones where I've been crop dusting the whole plane and afraid of sharting. I crushed that toilet, it was halfway up the wall. Three flushes too. What's funny, I open the door and there standing was this hot chick, I laughed all the back to my seat. Poor girl.

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I was flying to Orlando this past May for work, and yes halfway through flight I had to shit, and one of those ones where I've been crop dusting the whole plane and afraid of sharting. I crushed that toilet, it was halfway up the wall. Three flushes too. What's funny, I open the door and there standing was this hot chick, I laughed all the back to my seat. Poor girl.

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As soon as you opened that door she was thinking (that mother fucker shit his pants) :0065
 

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I was flying to Orlando this past May for work, and yes halfway through flight I had to shit, and one of those ones where I've been crop dusting the whole plane and afraid of sharting. I crushed that toilet, it was halfway up the wall. Three flushes too. What's funny, I open the door and there standing was this hot chick, I laughed all the back to my seat. Poor girl.

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Holy shit!!!

Hope you 2 are having a great time! Travel safe!

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All the fucking time. When I was married, I did it just because it made me laugh and her mad. We were going to Amsterdam via London once and got delayed about an hour in Chicago. I had to shit so bad I had cramps, but I wouldn't because I know the best way to get things rolling when you are a non-revenue passenger in first class is to blow that bitch up while people are still loading at the gate. She sat in the terminal stewing, madder than hell, while I sat there, also stewing but different, and laughing my ass off between contractions. As soon as I got my bag in the overhead I headed straight for the front crapper. I could hear the footsteps going by, so I timed my grunts to match. I was out and seated before anyone knew what hit em.



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