Hippo-Kramer Week 6 (Stacks of meat)

[Agent 0659]

Hmm, as I rewatch this video after a healthy dose of Jack Daniels....

"I like ImFeklhr" followed by ... "I like drag" ...followed by a song by Queen.

....Mr. Mel, are you... coming out!!?!!? :0corn :0corn

This brings back memories of Thanksgiving dinner 1997. :welcome:

...... Call me.

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :00hour

During filming, it was very difficult to keep Mr. Mels 'Red Rocket' put away.:scared

 

[gardenweasel]

Mr. Mel...... -10 (3-11-1)

"i'd lay my head on the railroad tracks
and wait for the double "e,"
but the railroad don't run no more
poor, poor pitiful me"......



/ode to mr. mel

 

[Mr. Mel]

"i'd lay my head on the railroad tracks
and wait for the double "e,"
but the railroad don't run no more
poor, poor pitiful me"......



/ode to mr. mel

Thanks Mr. Weasel. That was a nice ode. However, if you watched my video this week, then you would realize that I am now the champion and need no pity.

I am changing my double from the Titans to the Jets. I didn't realize that dumbclock was on the Titans or I never would have eaten that cookie in the first place.

 

[gardenweasel]

Thanks Mr. Weasel. That was a nice ode. However, if you watched my video this week, then you would realize that I am now the champion and need no pity.

I am changing my double from the Titans to the Jets. I didn't realize that dumbclock was on the Titans or I never would have eaten that cookie in the first place.

mr. mel...i`m on your side....anybody can have a bad century....

sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you pull yerself up and get back into the fight....

it`s time to make these these pajama wearing,organic food eating,avian water drinking "people" eat some doggie-dust..... :mj23:

 

[Woodson]

TENN +3
PATS -5.5
jETS OVER 42 dOUBLE

BACK TO MY ORIGINAL SATURDAY NIGHT WAYS, HUNGOVER AND 7 HOURS FROM HOME... ITS GOING TO BE A LONG DAY DRIVING DOWN I-75...

 

[ImFeklhr]

Bengals :s8:

:sadwave:

 

[Happy Hippo]

MORNING RECAP:


BadBone: Dal +5.5 x2, Phi -3 (W), KC +3 (W)
Bjfinste: AZ -4 x2, Was +3 (P), Dallas +5.5
Dunclock: Tenn+3 x2 (P), Giants -3.5, Chi-Minn UND 37.5 (L)
Hippo: TB -3 x2 (P), JAX -6.5 (W), Jets +3 (L)
ImFeklhr: Cin-3 (L), Was +3 (P), SD -10
Kramer: Phi -3 x2 (W), Giants -3.5, NE -5.5
Mr. Mel: Jets +3 x2 (L), Tenn +3 (P), Was +3 (P)
Rolltide: Gia/ATL O44 x2, Car/AZ O40.5, JAX -6.5 (W)
Smurphy: Hou+6.5 (L), Oak+10, Sea/NO UND 43
Wesis69: Mia +4.5 x2 (L), Rams +9.5 (L), KC +3 (W)
Woodson: Jets O42 x2 (L), NE -5.5, Tenn +3 (P)



After a 1-10 skid, Kramer impressed all with his win on a double play this morning, proving that he not only learned how to write in big bold letters, but also how to pick a winner :00hour

Woodson was probably quite disgusted by the three missed field goals and overall lack of Jets offense (well Pennington is their QB after all).

Mr. Mel changed his double play at the last minute, hoping to thwart a loss, but alas he could have had the push if he went with his original play...retro uniforms fail again!

Rolltide's last second switch to Jacksonville proved to be the right move, although the stacks of meat that accompanied the change were questionable at best.

Dunclock pushed his double play, which we will consider like a win for him :SIB

 

[bjfinste]

Bjfinste: AZ -4 x2

Tim Rattay coming in to help the double play..... :com:

 

[BADTODABONE]

The Upset Bird was just spotted chasing the Afflac Duck

 

[BADTODABONE]

not the upset bird...........

AFFLAC!!!!!!

the duck fought back......

 

[smurphy]

I am continually amazed at how awful we are as a group.

 

[RollTide72]

AFTERNOON RECAP:

BadBone: Dal +5.5 (L) x2, Phi -3 (W), KC +3 (W) [2-1, +1]
Bjfinste: AZ -4 x2 (L), Was +3 (P), Dallas +5.5 (L) [0-2-1, -3]
Dunclock: Tenn+3 x2 (P), Giants -3.5, Chi-Minn UND 37.5 (L) [0-1-1, -1]
Hippo: TB -3 x2 (P), JAX -6.5 (W), Jets +3 (L) [1-1-1, 0]
ImFeklhr: Cin-3 (L), Was +3 (P), SD -10 (W) [1-1-1, 0]
Kramer: Phi -3 x2 (W), Giants -3.5, NE -5.5 (W) [2-0, +3]
Mr. Mel: Jets +3 x2 (L), Tenn +3 (P), Was +3 (P) [0-1-2, -2]
Rolltide: Gia/ATL O44 x2, Car/AZ O40.5 (L), JAX -6.5 (W) [1-1, 0]
Smurphy: Hou+6.5 (L), Oak+10 (L), Sea/NO UND 43 (L)[0-3, -3]
Wesis69: Mia +4.5 x2 (L), Rams +9.5 (L), KC +3 (W) [1-2, -1]
Woodson: Jets O42 x2 (L), NE -5.5 (W), Tenn +3 (P) [1-1-1, -1]

So far as as group today 9-14-7. :com:

Lots of pushes thanks to the Titans and Skins.

Dunclock and Kramer pending MNF Giants -3'
RollTide pending MNF Over 44

Another losing week for the group. :shrug:

 

[ImFeklhr]

It's a good thing we have to make picks. Or else the smart play would just to stand pat and let everyone else sink into the red.

Truly awful. :scared

 

[RollTide72]

Rolltide ...... 3 (8-7-2)* :00hour
Smurphy .... 2 (9-9)
Wesis69 ..... 2 (10-8)
Imfeklhr...... 0 (7-9-2)
Bjfinste ...... -3 (7-10-1)
Hippo........ -4 (7-10-1)
Kramer ...... -4 (6-10-1)*
BadBone .... -5 (7-10-1)
Dunclock ... -8 (6-9-2)* :shrug:
Woodson.... -8 (5-11-2)
Mr. Mel...... -12 (3-12-3)

*Game pending.


Overall ... -37 (75-105-15) :scared

 

[smurphy]

Smurphy pending SNF Under 43 (and not looking good) :SIB
:

miracle was up against too much time, although it did give me hope for a little while. stupid god of flea-bitten mutts!

ROLLTIDE IN THE LEAD!!!:bs:

 

[BADTODABONE]

AFTERNOON RECAP:

BadBone: Dal +5.5 (L) x2, Phi -3 (W), KC +3 (W) [2-1, +1]

Is an audit in order....:shrug:

2-1 is correct....but

-2+1+1=0

still at -5 overall, record 7-10-1

Do I get the 'Fair Player of the Week Award'? :00x23

 

[RollTide72]

Is an audit in order....:shrug:

2-1 is correct....but

-2+1+1=0

still at -5 overall, record 7-10-1

Do I get the 'Fair Player of the Week Award'? :00x23

I missed the double play on Dallas :SIB

Thanks!

UPDATED

BadBone: Dal +5.5 (L) x2, Phi -3 (W), KC +3 (W) [2-1, 0]
Bjfinste: AZ -4 x2 (L), Was +3 (P), Dallas +5.5 (L) [0-2-1, -3]
Dunclock: Tenn+3 x2 (P), Giants -3.5, Chi-Minn UND 37.5 (L) [0-1-1, -1]
Hippo: TB -3 x2 (P), JAX -6.5 (W), Jets +3 (L) [1-1-1, 0]
ImFeklhr: Cin-3 (L), Was +3 (P), SD -10 (W) [1-1-1, 0]
Kramer: Phi -3 x2 (W), Giants -3.5, NE -5.5 (W) [2-0, +3]
Mr. Mel: Jets +3 x2 (L), Tenn +3 (P), Was +3 (P) [0-1-2, -2]
Rolltide: Gia/ATL O44 x2, Car/AZ O40.5 (L), JAX -6.5 (W) [1-1, 0]
Smurphy: Hou+6.5 (L), Oak+10 (L), Sea/NO UND 43 (L)[0-3, -3]
Wesis69: Mia +4.5 x2 (L), Rams +9.5 (L), KC +3 (W) [1-2, -1]
Woodson: Jets O42 x2 (L), NE -5.5 (W), Tenn +3 (P) [1-1-1, -1]

 

[bjfinste]

Bjfinste: AZ -4 x2 (L), Was +3 (P), Dallas +5.5 (L) [0-2-1, -3]

Dammit... and here I was hoping to use this contest as a springboard to running a pay service.

 

[THE KOD]

Dammit... and here I was hoping to use this contest as a springboard to running a pay service.

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:142smilie :142smilie

you guys are good sports.

Anyone that thinks that posting a accurate record and beating the books is easy, just step up week after week in the NFL and see how things go.

Plenty of time to turn things around.

I enjoy reading this thread.

KOD

 

[BADTODABONE]

I missed the double play on Dallas :SIB

So did The Upset Bird...back in rehab, no print, no cable, no net, no phone for free picks, no outside communication at all...