how many times have you heard the name "Tiger" today?
- Thread starter MadJack
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Jaek, they sell these at Jewel now. Good reason to make a trip.
no wonder there is so much salmonella-tainted illness going around today.....what the heck is that orgasm in the middle ???
Not sure he really 'cleared that up.'
He lives in Santa Barbara, spends time in Vegas and has a cat in Pahrump?
His/her name is 'Tiger.' The cat.
He's a weird f*cker, but we knew that already.
i once made a bet with my best friend, RIP, that we would never go bowling and i won't.
my next lifetime bet, or agreement, if you will
, is that i will NEVER eat a pierogi for the rest of my life. period!
my next lifetime bet, or agreement, if you will
, is that i will NEVER eat a pierogi for the rest of my life. period!
if you think that's weird....watch him eat...it doesn't get stranger than that...:142smilie
My GF called me Tiger right after I putt it in the Hole...watch most of the day, even the DirecTV Mix which had one channel just for The Group....
Al,
As you know, i've spent a lot of time with Smurph. We've had plenty of meals together. I've never noticed anything askew.
If you have something, i'm happy to exploit it.
i'll tell you privately because i don't want to embarrass him on the forum...so many people look up to him..why ruin that...
i once made a bet with my best friend, RIP, that we would never go bowling and i won't.
my next lifetime bet, or agreement, if you will
Very understandable. I've heard most smokers, especially long time one's, can't actually taste anything they eat. That's kinda why they put on the pounds after they retire the nasty habit for good.
Are you sure that 1st bet wasn't about golf Tiger?
Woods is down in the tourney, yet today's papper has 2 golfing pictures..............yup, both of him. Personally, for me it's getting to be a little much.
I hope he never wins another one.
I hope he never wins another one.
OK here's the deal. The cat officially belonged to my old roomate when I owned a house in Vegas. He took said cat (male named 'Tiger') with him when I sold the house. A year or so later I get a call from him that he's taking the cat to the pound if I don't take him. So I took Tiger to save his life. Turns out my old roomate had become a meth head thanks to a stripper that eventually made this other guy we knew shoot himself in the head.
Anyhoo, I kept Tiger in Vegas and SB for a while. Sometimes leaving him in Vegas with new roomate for extended lenghts. Tiger definitely preferred SB - better climate, more interesting foliage, etc - even his fur felt way smoother here. So eventually I decided I really didn't want to take him back to Vegas. Well, I was seeing this 40 something year old Russian woman when in Vegas at the time (almost a year ago). She said her daughter in LA really wants the cat. I think that's not a bad idea - better than me carting Tiger all over the place. I take Tiger to the daughter - who is of course a model/struggling actress. Anybody whose drivin to Vegas has seen her - she's the chick on the Venetian bilboard holding cards to advertise their poker room.
So the cat lives in LA for a while. He even got to mingle with a celebrity or two - Anthony Keidis for sure - Tiger probably saw him and the Russian model :s6: a time or two. ...Well, eventually the model moves around too much and gives the cat back to her mom - who has moved from Vegas to Pahrump. Actually, that pisses me off a little because I would love to have Tiger back now. But these Russian women are very clever and possessive. If you ever loan them anything - even a cat - they will never give it back.
Perhaps I could coax Tiger from the mom except she's now married. In fact, that's what scared me away from her last year. She was on the fast track to get hitched. She ended up marrying some guy after 10 days. Every now and then I hear from her and get an update on Tiger. Supposedly he has his own room and is happy. But I think he would be happier here.
