I have done this exact thing once before.

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I just found out I wasn't the only one.



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I had a friend who was trying to start a lawn mower that just wasn't cooperating and he, calmly, went and grabbed a gas can, I figure it's just out of gas, but no. He dumps the gas on the mower and sets it on fire.

He had had enough of that thing not starting. Those tires produce A LOT of smoke. A lot.
 

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The reason I hired it done 12 years ago, I lived at the time on the corner lot with a stop sign, I wrapped the weed eater around the stop sign, walked in the house said fuck this I'm done with yard work, I own no equipment at all, my guy is awesome, 25 bucks a week and I gladly pay him.
 

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I had a friend who used a shotgun on his lawnmower. I personally have body slammed a leaf noblower.
 

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I've done that to two mowers, a wheelbarrow, an ikea desk, and several golf clubs.

So no equipment issues here either.

I did it to a VCR. Beat the shit out of it because it kept pausing and rejecting the tape. About the 10th time I got up to slide the tape back in I went berserk and smashed the fuck out of it. I then calmly threw it in the trash and went to Sears to buy a new one.
 

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I did it to a VCR. Beat the shit out of it because it kept pausing and rejecting the tape. About the 10th time I got up to slide the tape back in I went berserk and smashed the fuck out of it. I then calmly threw it in the trash and went to Sears to buy a new one.

understand your issue with no patience for poker now :0003
 

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Mexican guy was cutting neighbor's lawn, and another was weed whacking. I asked, "How much does a weed whacker like that cost"? He said, "No Hablo".

I said, "Well, I guess I'll hire someone to do my yard for me"........The guy says, "We'll do it for $50 a week".


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Ice maker has a nice crack where I punched the hell out of it.......Samsung should keep to making electronics, the refrigerators they make suck!!!! 1,500 POS

BTW does anyone know which brand has the best ice/water dispenser? I seem to get shafted every time I buy:0008
 

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Ice maker has a nice crack where I punched the hell out of it.......Samsung should keep to making electronics, the refrigerators they make suck!!!! 1,500 POS

BTW does anyone know which brand has the best ice/water dispenser? I seem to get shafted every time I buy:0008

Dude, I am living that pain. All I know is Whirlpool can choke on one for all I care.
 

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Mexican guy was cutting neighbor's lawn, and another was weed whacking. I asked, "How much does a weed whacker like that cost"? He said, "No Hablo".

I said, "Well, I guess I'll hire someone to do my yard for me"........The guy says, "We'll do it for $50 a week".


:shrug:


You didn't charge for teaching him English......:shrug:
 
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