i hope everyone is enjoying
- Thread starter MadJack
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Just turned off the news because I can't take it. The commentators are so excited, you'd think it was Jesus Christ Himself arriving at the White House.
The last straw was when they started reeling off the 'rules' in dealing with the queen.
No touching.
Handshakes allowed only if she extends her hand to you first.
When she is finished eating, nobody else is allowed to continue eating.
Must have a private toilet that her aides bring with them wherever she goes.
ENOUGH ABOUT THE QUEEN!
The last straw was when they started reeling off the 'rules' in dealing with the queen.
No touching.
Handshakes allowed only if she extends her hand to you first.
When she is finished eating, nobody else is allowed to continue eating.
Must have a private toilet that her aides bring with them wherever she goes.
ENOUGH ABOUT THE QUEEN!
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"God Save The Queen"
God save the queen
The fascist regime
They made you a moron
Potential H-bomb
God save the queen
She ain't no human being
There is no future
In England's dreaming
Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need
There's no future, no future,
No future for you
God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
God saves
God save the queen
'Cause tourists are money
And our figurehead
Is not what she seems
Oh God save history
God save your mad parade
Oh Lord God have mercy
All crimes are paid
When there's no future
How can there be sin
We're the flowers in the dustbin
We're the poison in your human machine
We're the future, you're future
God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
God saves
God save the queen
We mean it man
And there is no future
In England's dreaming
No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future,
No future for me
No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future
For you
God save the queen
The fascist regime
They made you a moron
Potential H-bomb
God save the queen
She ain't no human being
There is no future
In England's dreaming
Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need
There's no future, no future,
No future for you
God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
God saves
God save the queen
'Cause tourists are money
And our figurehead
Is not what she seems
Oh God save history
God save your mad parade
Oh Lord God have mercy
All crimes are paid
When there's no future
How can there be sin
We're the flowers in the dustbin
We're the poison in your human machine
We're the future, you're future
God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
God saves
God save the queen
We mean it man
And there is no future
In England's dreaming
No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future,
No future for me
No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future
For you
BULLSHIT on that, I'll finish eating when I'm FULL!!
I'm wonder if an 'aide' wipes her arse for her?:em38: moon1
No, no, no...the rule was you couldn't start until I was finished. I'm not rude enough to make someone stop eating after they start....geeesh.
My GF has an aunt like that!
When she's done eating, it's time to head out....fuk everyone else!
When she's done eating, it's time to head out....fuk everyone else!
:mj07: You don't realize how close you were to getting 'the chair'. Luckily, we had a very patient waittress. I felt like I was in 'Weekend at Bernies' for a while there. ..."Oh no, it's OK - He's fine. Yeah, he's just resting his eyes for a few minutes."and smurph broke MY rule, that you can't eat until i finish my nap
I want to know who those jackasses are who line up to see her. the world that spawned her is one no one who has any self esteem should want to witness, just because some person was born into the right family doesn't make them automatically better than anyone else, and in their world you'd never have a chance to become anything other than a low paid slave, screw them and their society. at least now you can rise as high as your talent and/or ambition take you and while you will always have members of the lucky sperm club we no longer have to be subservient to or glorify them.
