I killed a bunny rabbit today......

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WTF? I've got the blades down almost to the ground because I'm going to aerate a yard and I look behind me and there's a carcass behind me! I thought it was a little baby squirrel that fell out of a tree! Moved him around a little and it was a little bunny. The grass was high and I had no clue. I get a shovel to move him( didn't want to touch the little guy) and 2 more jump out of the hole under him and scare the shit out of me! On top of that, one was still sleeping under the other 3. So I orphan the sleeping one and transfer the other 2 to a bed with all kinds of shrubs.

So now I've crapped myself and I cut the face off a little bunny! He's laying there gurgling, blood coming out of his nose and eyes.....I feel like a fuck!

I couldn't put him down. Sure, I could have bashed his brains in but I couldn't.

So, now I'm having a few Crowns feeling like shit! Can't wait to go to sleep and have a nightmare about a pack of rabbits eating my face off!

How do you put a animal down in that spot? Drown him? Bash his head in? Break his neck?

Fuck that!


I guess I'm a puss. Gonna have to go back and get my Ponch avatar.


Just venting and buzzed.

Not watching Alice in Wonderland any time soon!



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You should have at least cut the foot off for good luck... :shrug:

Seriously if it's face was gone a quick flick of itd neck would have been enough...

I hope PETA doesn't find you...

Oh and for the other 2:

Ingredients:

  • 1 rabbit, about 3 pounds, cut up
  • 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
  • 3 tablespoons butter
  • 1 cup chopped celery
  • 2 medium onions, thinly sliced
  • 1 teaspoon seasoned salt
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • dash pepper
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 4 cups water
  • 4 cups dry red wine
  • 2 cups diced carrots
  • 4 medium potatoes, peeled and diced
  • 4 ounces sliced mushrooms, sauteed
  • 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/3 cup water
 

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You should have at least cut the foot off for good luck... :shrug:

Seriously if it's face was gone a quick flick of itd neck would have been enough...

I hope PETA doesn't find you...

Oh and for the other 2:

Ingredients:

  • 1 rabbit, about 3 pounds, cut up
  • 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
  • 3 tablespoons butter
  • 1 cup chopped celery
  • 2 medium onions, thinly sliced
  • 1 teaspoon seasoned salt
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • dash pepper
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 4 cups water
  • 4 cups dry red wine
  • 2 cups diced carrots
  • 4 medium potatoes, peeled and diced
  • 4 ounces sliced mushrooms, sauteed
  • 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/3 cup water



Jesus! :mj02:
 

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Oh my! :mj07:


I'm going with the Hoff!

You think he's banging Sharon or is Piers? Ozzy damn sure isn't!



I killed a bunny. I'm going to Hell.



nole

you actually killed all of them I'm quite sure if you touched the others. If you hadn't got into their next, the local cat would have, so don't lose any sleep over it. Blame the rabbit doe who put them there.
 

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you actually killed all of them I'm quite sure if you touched the others. If you hadn't got into their next, the local cat would have, so don't lose any sleep over it. Blame the rabbit doe who put them there.


My wife asked that exact question, " Did you touch them?" Nope, just used a shovel. I hope the other 3 will be ok. I guess I should have tagged them so I could check on their progression, LOL!


It wasn't even wabbit season.


nole
 

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Nole that sucks.......I would have felt horrible.





Although...........



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Nole in case ya cut up a turtle xext time mowing :shrug:

Fried Turtle

1 turtle, approximately 12 inches in diameter
Salt and pepper, to taste
1 (6 ounce) can evaporated milk
Flour to coat

Kill turtle by removing head and dress as follows. Dip in boiling water. Remove immediately. Straighten legs, tail and neck, one at a time, and scrape off excess skin with sharp knife. Remove lower shell with knife and cut off legs, neck and tail, and reserve. Discard the rest of the turtle. Chill overnight.

Dip turtle pieces in milk and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Coat with flour. Add enough vegetable oil to 3/4 cover turtle pieces. Add turtle and cook over medium heat until well browned. Turn and reduce to low heat; cover and cook for 2 hours or until tender.

Make gravy from pan drippings, if desired.
 

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back to THIS?




i worry about you kurby
 

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You most likely killed them all. Mother rabbits leave their young "alone" so preditors cannot smell them. (Mom has a scent....the young don't.)

The blood would have attracted animals in a heartbeat, but moving the critters out from their hide-away made them goners, as well.

No eggs for you this Easter!
 

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WTF? I've got the blades down almost to the ground because I'm going to aerate a yard and I look behind me and there's a carcass behind me! I thought it was a little baby squirrel that fell out of a tree! Moved him around a little and it was a little bunny. The grass was high and I had no clue. I get a shovel to move him( didn't want to touch the little guy) and 2 more jump out of the hole under him and scare the shit out of me! On top of that, one was still sleeping under the other 3. So I orphan the sleeping one and transfer the other 2 to a bed with all kinds of shrubs.

So now I've crapped myself and I cut the face off a little bunny! He's laying there gurgling, blood coming out of his nose and eyes.....I feel like a fuck!

I couldn't put him down. Sure, I could have bashed his brains in but I couldn't.

So, now I'm having a few Crowns feeling like shit! Can't wait to go to sleep and have a nightmare about a pack of rabbits eating my face off!

How do you put a animal down in that spot? Drown him? Bash his head in? Break his neck?

Fuck that!


I guess I'm a puss. Gonna have to go back and get my Ponch avatar.


Just venting and buzzed.

Not watching Alice in Wonderland any time soon!



nole

what`s next you brute?.....killing smurfs(smurficide)?...

/wait a minute:confused: ...it was low ratings that killed the smurfs(lawnmowers don`t kill smurfs,illustrators do)...

carry on,dude...:thumb:
 

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You most likely killed them all. Mother rabbits leave their young "alone" so preditors cannot smell them. (Mom has a scent....the young don't.)

The blood would have attracted animals in a heartbeat, but moving the critters out from their hide-away made them goners, as well.

No eggs for you this Easter!



:(


I did save a snake once.

I'm still bummin'.


nole
 

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When I was younger my father used to take me rabbit hunting we always came back with at least 4 rabbits.
Rabbit stew was delicious fun times :00hour
 
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