jungle fever
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Jack - yeh this is oldies but goodies thread
day.
PS - you may not want to see what hedgehog is about to say:SIB
Latino woman - smurph you make me babys
smurph - gulp. babies
Latino woman - yes fertility drugs , you are daddy now.
S Cal woman - are you hungry
smurph - mmgggm....mmmmgg
S Cal woman - thats rude
smurph - mmmfggg....mmdmd
S Cal woman - I'm getting a cab mapmaker
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Latino woman - smurph you make me babys
smurph - gulp. babies
Latino woman - yes fertility drugs , you are daddy now.
the spanglish is GREAT!!! sounds just like it!!!!! But 1 thing is for SURE SMURPH......you may not find a juicier, wetter, better piece of ass on the earth!!!!! LATINO WOMEN....will cut you, and also will FU(K your brains out!!!!! :11jackson
Oh man, where is this going?!??
Other than S Cal woman - are you the winemaker
smurph - no I am the milkman
Other than S Cal woman - OK take me now mapmaker
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yeh I try not to discriminate with the other than S Cal woman.
PS - why would a latino woman cut smurph ?
S Cal woman - smurph will you show me the world ?
smurph - I dont even have a car right now
S Cal woman - will you love me forever ?
smurph - well , let me sleep on it
Im gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And were all about to see the light
Nothing ever grows in this rotten old hole
And everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks
And nothing really rolls
And nothings ever worth the cost
And I know that Im damned if I never get out
And maybe Im damned if I do
But with any other beat I got left in my heart
You know Id rather be damned with you
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night with you
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
If gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night with you
Oh baby youre the only thing in this whole world
Thats pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
Theres always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When its over you know
Well both be so alone
Like a bat out of hell
Ill be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell Ill be gone
Like a bat out of hell Ill be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlights shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
Ill come crawling on back to you
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
Ill come crawling on back to you
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smurph -
Note to self - you may want to cross the latino woman off your ethnic possiblities .
:scared :scared
Other than S Cal woman - SixFive sent me over here to suck your rick
smurph - Gulp , no I came here for a STD from dating that S Cal woman.
Other than S Cal woman - long long time, let me at it . I give you long long time.
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Other than S Cal woman - SixFive sent me over here to suck your rick smurph - Gulp , no I came here for a STD from dating that S Cal woman.
Other than S Cal woman - long long time, let me at it . I give you long long time.
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I think I just bust my spleen wide open, I may CHIT blood in the morning from this thread!!!! As I think about it.....I could go for a RICK SUCK, hmmmmm......maybe I should shoot over to Philly to the sauna shack!!!!:142smilie :mj07: :142smilie
JACK CLOSE THIS THREAD, IF KOD KEEPS IT UP I MAY BE PISSING OUT MY NOSE BY NIGHTS END, HOW MUCH WILL YOUR INSURANCE COVER??:mj07:
