KOD - Diagnosis - End of the World

[THE KOD]

Well I havn't been to the doctor in awhile and they did bloodwork and all kinds of tests.

Let me list the shit they found.

High Blood Pressure

High Cholestrol

Pre - Diabetes

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They gave me pills to take but so far I have not taken them.

So many restrictions on diet.

No sugar, no red meat, no sodas, no salt , no pasta or pizza, no potatoes or white bread, no sweet tea, no ice cream, no fried chicken, no hamburgers, no french fries, no milkshakes, no candy , no no no no no no

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

Going for bloodwork tomorrow - avoided it for 9 months.

Ugh!!

 

[THE KOD]

I can pretty much eat whatever this little floppy eared focktard can eat

 

[kosar]

I can pretty much eat whatever this little floppy eared focktard can eat

No reason to bring Spongy into this.

Hang tough, Scotty!

 

[THE KOD]

I can prevent getting Type II diabetes if I follow the diet, lose 10-20 lbs and exercise.

I go back in October for more bloodwork to see if I been a good boy or a fat rightous pig.

I am not sure if its part of it, but I have had cravings for sugar stuff in the past where I would eat the whole pie and still not feel full.

Did I just say pie. Like Cherry pie.

 

[MadJack]

damn sam, that's a tough diet there. i would cut back on portions of the bad stuff and go to a different doctor in 6-8 weeks for that opinion. don't tell them you had this opinion.

 

[THE KOD]

Sodding Sugary Soda
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Americans have the most access to food in the world and yet we eat the worst, what is up with that?! We eat and eat and never seem to get full too! Part of the reason for this is the lifestyle we live, the other is the food we actually have access to eat. Our lifestyle we can change but can we really change the food we have access to? The answer is that depends?if you are willing to spend the time and of course with the money anything is possible. One of the biggest contributors to health and obesity problems in this country is artificial additives, from radiating our meat to chemical flavor enhancers to the topic today, high fructose corn syrup. In the USA high fructose corn syrup is commonly used in place of sugar in processed foods. Most of us don?t even know we are eating it, as the average American eats an astounding 41.5 lbs of high fructose corn syrup per year! That means the average American is consuming 51.6 grams of high fructose corn syrup a day! The USDA daily recommends your daily diet contain no more then 32 grams (8 tsp) of added sugar per day for a person with a 2000 calorie diet (calculate how many calories you should consume a day).

There is some good news and some bad news? The good news is that ?added sugar? means ?man added? so sugars found in fruits and vegetables are free! Of course eating fruits and vegetables is expensive but that?s not the bad news? The bad news is that the above figures do not include our additional consumption of sugar! See the key word when looking at the daily allowance of 32 grams of ?added sugar?.
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Hey fawk you and the donkey that brought you.

I may not be going to do well with this.

 

[THE KOD]

damn sam, that's a tough diet there. i would cut back on portions of the bad stuff and go to a different doctor in 6-8 weeks for that opinion. don't tell them you had this opinion.

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Yeh good idea, but what about this 200 dollars worth of pills I just had to buy.

 

[THE KOD]

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is there such a thing as moderation.

Like one piece instead of half .

the bloody rat bastids.

 

[IntenseOperator]

You may want to give up the sauce as well. Lots of your sugar comes from that and mood swings.

 

[kosar]

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is there such a thing as moderation.

Like one piece instead of half .

the bloody rat bastids.

That thing looks disgusting to begin with. Shouldn't be too hard to stay away.

 

[ppabart]

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is there such a thing as moderation.

Like one piece instead of half .

the bloody rat bastids.

I'm with Kosar here. That looks like something that should be thrown in a pig pen for the hogs.

 

[THE KOD]

you guys obviously dont like grandma's cherry pie.

wait a minute and I will find another one.

 

[THE KOD]

You may want to give up the sauce as well. Lots of your sugar comes from that and mood swings.

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She said I could drink red wine.

No beer. Limited mixed drinks :142smilie

 

[MadJack]

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She said I could drink red wine.

No beer. Limited mixed drinks :142smilie

just have one mixed drink a day :shrug:

 

[Nole]

just have one mixed drink a day :shrug:

That's what I do! Matter of fact, looks like my glass! One big ass Crown with a splash of agua.

nole

 

[vinnie]

scooter how old are you ?

 

[Morris]

Scott my wife was told the same thing about 6 months ago. Now it is strictly chicken, fish, or turkey. Wasn't that tough to get used to. Just can't do turkey burgers though. She gets one cheat day a month but no burgers even on that day.

 

[SixFive]

what are the pills you have to take?

If you walk 4-5 miles (briskly) 4 times a week, that weight will fall off of you. Also cut out caffeine.

Not sure what pills he gave you, but I know I won't take any pills for anything that can be changed by lifestyle.

 

[saint]

Good luck with your new lifestyle. I have a swollen lymph node and now get to go to the doctor on Wed. Somehow I'm hoping it isn't malignant but it's pretty ****ing scary.