Lets see who has the onions to admit this

[The Sponge]

Any of you guys ever get real drunk and piss in a place your are not suppose to piss? Im not a big liquor drinker and I usually just drink beer. Around Christmas time(years back) a couple of us went out straight from work. Im sitting in a bar with guys i never went out with before . A lot of them were known to party so i said why not. Well, the one guy was pushing martini's so of course for the team, i drank about 4 hours worth of them. I went back to one of the guys houses and couldn't drive home. So him and his wife let me sleep on the couch. I get up the next morning with this brutal hangover, say thanks to my buddy and split
About a week later a buddy calls me and say's that the guy who's house i slept at was furious with me. I said to my buddy, for what? He said the guy said i must have gotten up in the middle of the night and pissed in his little daughters toy box. I don't recall any of this. Could i have done this? Thought it was the toilet and lifted the lid and soaked the poor kids toys? As a nice gesture i bought her about 100 dollars worth of toys but sometimes i wonder if it was him that did this. (grammar and spelling not reviewed)
Kosar?

 

[mcity]

did it once and once only...

did it once and once only...

:mj07: :mj07: when I was about 18-19 a friend and I used to party (drink) like it was going out of style....anyway, we lived about 20 miles apart in different cities but did all of our partying in his city so I used to crash all of the time at his parents place. Anyway, he used to live upstairs in a cool room that ran the whole length of the house....kind of looked like a loft apartment...complete with a couch and TV and all of the amenities of an apartment, so it was the shit for guys our age....didn't have to deal with his parents and what not for anything. Well one night after consuming copious amounts of I think Mad Dog 20/20 and Wild Irish Rose (classic kids with no money drinks).....we came back to crash at his house...went upstairs and I hit the couch and he hit his bed......well all I remember is getting up and looking out the window in the middle of the night....but obviously I wasn't just looking, as it was I was pissing all over his walls and floor.....thank god the whole upstairs was done in like 1970 lenolium tile so it made for an easy clean up in the morning. The next day my buddy said he saw me get up but he couldn't tell what I was doing because it was so dark and he didn't want to say anything because he said he thought I was jacking off.....buddy moved to texas and I don't see him but maybe once every other year now...but when he is in town and we have a couple of drinks, it is still a funny story that we talk about and laugh at.

 

[IntenseOperator]

I tried:mj10:

 

[yyz]

A girl I used to work with says her boyfriend does this shit all of the fking time. There's actually a clinical name for this problem I guess! (And here I just thought it was called being a drunken, stupid fuk!)

She says he will get up and piss in chairs, the bed, on tables, open spaces......it doesn't matter. He just crawls outta bed, and stumbles somehwere to piss.

He would be one solo livin', house cleanin' motherfukker, if you ask me!

 

[mcity]

I tried:mj10:

sorry oh mighty one :gf: :fingerc: :mj10:

 

[MadJack]

He would be one solo livin', house cleanin' motherfukker, if you ask me!

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[The Sponge]

:mj07: :mj07: when I was about 18-19 a friend and I used to party (drink) like it was going out of style....anyway, we lived about 20 miles apart in different cities but did all of our partying in his city so I used to crash all of the time at his parents place. Anyway, he used to live upstairs in a cool room that ran the whole length of the house....kind of looked like a loft apartment...complete with a couch and TV and all of the amenities of an apartment, so it was the shit for guys our age....didn't have to deal with his parents and what not for anything. Well one night after consuming copious amounts of I think Mad Dog 20/20 and Wild Irish Rose (classic kids with no money drinks).....we came back to crash at his house...went upstairs and I hit the couch and he hit his bed......well all I remember is getting up and looking out the window in the middle of the night....but obviously I wasn't just looking, as it was I was pissing all over his walls and floor.....thank god the whole upstairs was done in like 1970 lenolium tile so it made for an easy clean up in the morning. The next day my buddy said he saw me get up but he couldn't tell what I was doing because it was so dark and he didn't want to say anything because he said he thought I was jacking off.....buddy moved to texas and I don't see him but maybe once every other year now...but when he is in town and we have a couple of drinks, it is still a funny story that we talk about and laugh at.

I was cracking up reading your post Mcity. here is another one. I bought my house with two brothers. Its a pretty cool house with every bedroom having its own bath. Well my brother was dating this girl and my other brother walks in his room on a Saturday afternoon to talk to him. He is wearing socks and was standing in my other brothers room and his feet started absorbing something. So he ask my brother why is your rug so wet. My brother said he spilled something. Well down the road he broke it off with this girl and fessed up that it was her that pissed on the rug. He said he woke up and saw her sitting in the middle of the room (they were loaded). He asked her what's going on. She said nothing. About five years ago i heard she pissed someones couch lol.

 

[The Sponge]

i have a buddy that does this a lot and his wife gets furious with him. He said he pissed in her drawer and pissed in the closet. He said that when he is doing it the most terrifying thing is when someone confronts you because actually your sleeping. said it just scares the shit out of you.

 

[tpaine07]

this threads awesome, im dying over here. I occasionally piss in subpump drains/openings when im trashed (I think thats what they are called).

 

[mcity]

i have a buddy that does this a lot and his wife gets furious with him. He said he pissed in her drawer and pissed in the closet. He said that when he is doing it the most terrifying thing is when someone confronts you because actually your sleeping. said it just scares the shit out of you.

too good!!! :mj07: :mj07:

 

[The Sponge]

Here is my last one. I use to get a place in Sea isle city. Anyone ever do that knows that town is a party. Well a married buddy of mine wants to come down but instead wants to go to wildwood. None of myy housemates want to go so i said ill just go with him because he is a super cool guy. We get a place for the weekend and hit the bar. We meet these two girls and bring them back to our place. In the morning i hear this banging at the door. I don't know what to do because i started thinking it was my buddies wife. I open the door and there are three cops and the owner of the motel. He points at me and say's to the cops "that's him". I say "him what". He said around 5 in the morning i came out of my room and from the balcony i was pissing in the pool. I said sir you got to be kidding me. Well, we got kicked out of the motel and i don't remember any of this. Was it me? Strangely the cops didn't do anything but say get your stuff and leave.

 

[mcity]

Here is my last one. I use to get a place in Sea isle city. Anyone ever do that knows that town is a party. Well a married buddy of mine wants to come down but instead wants to go to wildwood. None of myy housemates want to go so i said ill just go with him because he is a super cool guy. We get a place for the weekend and hit the bar. We meet these two girls and bring them back to our place. In the morning i hear this banging at the door. I don't know what to do because i started thinking it was my buddies wife. I open the door and there are three cops and the owner of the motel. He points at me and say's to the cops "that's him". I say "him what". He said around 5 in the morning i came out of my room and from the balcony i was pissing in the pool. I said sir you got to be kidding me. Well, we got kicked out of the motel and i don't remember any of this. Was it me? Strangely the cops didn't do anything but say get your stuff and leave.

shit, this one is even better.....classic!! :142smilie :mj07:

 

[The Sponge]

this threads awesome, im dying over here. I occasionally piss in subpump drains/openings when im trashed (I think thats what they are called).

tpaine i think you probably knew what you were doing. One time i was awake tho when i was living with my parents and pissed out my bedroom window but forgot to open the storm window. The worst part is cleaning it up with a bad hangover or trying to clean it when you are drunk.
speaking of Sea isle i had to go to court for pissing in the public. Of course i was in the court room with 100 other people and they called me up first. So humiliating. those bars you can stand for an hour before you can get in the bathroom.

 

[freelancc]

if Clem D does not respond to this thread, then he is in some serious difficulty..:142lmao:


Merry Christmas Clem..:sadwave:

 

[PocketAces]

This thread brought back a funny college memory.

Freshman year my two best buddies lived in the dorm room right next door. Well we go out a week before Christmas break and of course finals.

I walk into their room later that weekend to see my buddy studying for finals wearing his winter gloves. I asked him whats up.

It turns out his roomate pissed in their closet all over their textbooks and notes for the the upcoming finals.

St. Norbert College at its finest...

AA

 

[The Sponge]

This thread brought back a funny college memory.

Freshman year my two best buddies lived in the dorm room right next door. Well we go out a week before Christmas break and of course finals.

I walk into their room later that weekend to see my buddy studying for finals wearing his winter gloves. I asked him whats up.

It turns out his roomate pissed in their closet all over their textbooks and notes for the the upcoming finals.

St. Norbert College at its finest...

AA

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[The Judge]

Any of you guys ever get real drunk and tinkle in a place your are not suppose to tinkle?

Sponge, real men do not "tinkle". Good luck.

 

[ELVIS]

i remember a night of heavy drinking......i woke up in the bed and was very tired.....at this point i pointed my good freind towards the wall and let er rip. needless to say, the noise from pissing on the wall/floor, the wife was provoked and got upset. she asked me what i was doing? and i mumbled that i was taking a piss and to leave me alone.:shrug:

this was laughed about the next day by the two of us because she had an embarrassing moment about 10yrs ago that i have in the back pocket.

 

[The Judge]

if Clem D does not respond to this thread, then he is in some serious difficulty..:142lmao:

Merry Christmas Clem..:sadwave:

No shit, Freelance. You gotta wonder how the sock drawer has been faring lately.

 

[The Sponge]

This subject is kinda like an inside joke. If you did it or knew someone who did it you will laugh at every ones post. If you never heard of this you probably think it is not that funny. Here is another one but this one isn't me.
A bunch of us use to get a mountain house on an occasional winter up in the Pocono mountains. (Pa). This one guy who not many liked came up that weekend. Well, we had this brutal party and everyone (about 50 people)crashed anywhere they could. Two buddies of mine were sleeping and when they got up they were soaking wet. I go up in the room and i see my one buddy looking down at his pants and i say what's going on. My buddy says "man i don't know me and Dan are soaked. Dan says i bet that bastard (mike the guy no one liked) threw a bucket of water on us. About a year later Dan fess up to me that he thinks he pissed himself and he made up the excuse that Mike threw the bucket of water on them. I can never forget that guys expression :shrug: when i walked in and he was looking at his soaking wet pants lol. Till this day im not sure he knows that he was sleeping in Dans piss.