MadJackers revealed by their Limericks .....

Handi Capper

'That Said'
Forum Member
Apr 8, 2004
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northern Ky
in virginia lives a nurse
whose ex hubby is nothing but a curse
her favorite pasttime it seems
was having sex on a rock in a cool stream
& helping people for better or worse
 

Hashish

Smoked
Forum Member
Sep 5, 2006
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Surf City
Oh, he lives up North in an igloo
With a worn GSP blow up doll, too
When he reads posts by Bucs
His food often upchucks
And cries tears over his shirt of blue
 

gardenweasel

el guapo
Forum Member
Jan 10, 2002
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"the bunker"
this forum has gotten no safer
each poster an insulting strafer
spongy`s "a slacker"
ray quite the "cracker"
and buddy a "communion wafer"...
 
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The Sponge

Registered User
Forum Member
Aug 24, 2006
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In my mom's basement I stay
Soiling myself day after day
These games all seem to have a fix!
I can't ever post any pics!
Kickserv, stop twisting what I say!

Sixxfive, the sixty's called and wants their joke back
 

Cie

Registered
Forum Member
Apr 30, 2003
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New Orleans
This guy we know lives in Maine
For the inner circle he sure did campaign
Wife caused him trouble
So he gave her a shovel
To move snow til her hands are in pain
 

BobbyBlueChip

Trustee
Forum Member
Dec 27, 2000
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Belly of the Beast
Accountant by day, smart ass by night
Bad beats are a constant, Fuk my plight
Win one for the gipper
Would make me so chipper
Hate edludes, gonna knock out his light!

From Bowling Green hailed the king of hick
who wrote limericks that were more about facts than stick
Proud to bathe in deer urine to put on his ghilly
Never has there been a bigger hillbilly
BTW, If you don't mock someone, it aint a fucking limerick
 

SixFive

bonswa
Forum Member
Mar 12, 2001
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BG, KY, USA
Arm in a sling, pins in his wrist
Took on three guys, just with his fist
Comes off like an ass
Fuks over the bass
Union, helmet, you get the jist!
 

freelancc

Registered User
Forum Member
Aug 18, 2002
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Nevada
i never thought i'd see that day that the day to day bullying of posters here at a macho, male gambling portal, like Madjacks's would take the form of competitive poetic limericks..:facepalm:








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