MadJackers revealed by their Limericks .....
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i reallly love my mma
i lose a testicle most every day
and though i love gsp
who's a man just like me
i swear that i'm really not gay
i lose a testicle most every day
and though i love gsp
who's a man just like me
i swear that i'm really not gay
in tennis i once was a pro
but couldn't win quite enough dough
so i decided to lay
testes almost each day
hoping gsp will be my beau
but couldn't win quite enough dough
so i decided to lay
testes almost each day
hoping gsp will be my beau
With his head so far up Wooden's ass
Broke his neck trying to avoid all Jack's gas ...
Now with nostrils filled with stench
He'll be sitting the bench ...
Next years contest he'll just have to pass
:00x6 :00x6
Broke his neck trying to avoid all Jack's gas ...
Now with nostrils filled with stench
He'll be sitting the bench ...
Next years contest he'll just have to pass
:00x6 :00x6
The biggest tool on the site most say
His life is in constant disarray
His rants are not funny
TITFD chalk loses money
C'mon Scooter, just go away!
His life is in constant disarray
His rants are not funny
TITFD chalk loses money
C'mon Scooter, just go away!
Politically this man is all red
Some say he is sick in the head
youtube's his crutch
and he doesn't say much
though most of his posts say nuff said
Some say he is sick in the head
youtube's his crutch
and he doesn't say much
though most of his posts say nuff said
Tall and lean is this balding nurse
never been known to carry a purse
This man man of few words
Will shoot up some birds
Though he rarely utters a curse
never been known to carry a purse
This man man of few words
Will shoot up some birds
Though he rarely utters a curse
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In my mom's basement I stay
Soiling myself day after day
These games all seem to have a fix!
I can't ever post any pics!
Kickserv, stop twisting what I say!
Soiling myself day after day
These games all seem to have a fix!
I can't ever post any pics!
Kickserv, stop twisting what I say!
Mansion life day by day
10 dimes on ev'ry play
Chucking up short three pointers
My toe on the line loiters
Video is child's play!
10 dimes on ev'ry play
Chucking up short three pointers
My toe on the line loiters
Video is child's play!
Queen of my castle, I don't touch a dish
Fresh from the garden, possibly some fish
Hell no on immunizations, flu shots or the rest
Take my kids to McDonalds, u surely must jest!
All Madjackers know, Agent's my lil bish!
Fresh from the garden, possibly some fish
Hell no on immunizations, flu shots or the rest
Take my kids to McDonalds, u surely must jest!
All Madjackers know, Agent's my lil bish!
US Mail is how he pays his entry fee
Sometime it's Fed Ex says he
The mailman must of lost it
or he misplaced it or tossed it
For in my mailbox I did not see
Sometime it's Fed Ex says he
The mailman must of lost it
or he misplaced it or tossed it
For in my mailbox I did not see
Big stud is my name, and putting is my game
Crown Royal makes me hang, my head in such shame
Weight loss was my great friend
Golf outings I attend
When Obama loses, my shorts I done came!
Crown Royal makes me hang, my head in such shame
Weight loss was my great friend
Golf outings I attend
When Obama loses, my shorts I done came!
A legend I am to all at MadJacks
I always called out, all of the dumb quacks
A double VO was my drink
Private Petey caused such a stink
No one could ever hope, to walk in my tracks.
I always called out, all of the dumb quacks
A double VO was my drink
Private Petey caused such a stink
No one could ever hope, to walk in my tracks.
Every sentence I do jot
Ends with dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot
Seclusion is my game
Nobody knows my name
I'm just a huge fukin crackpot!
Ends with dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot
Seclusion is my game
Nobody knows my name
I'm just a huge fukin crackpot!
I can put down the booze with the best
Become belligerent when put to the test ...
Looked like a fool on here more than once
Cause when I drink I'm a dunce ..
And like Tarzan I thump on my chest
:00x26
Become belligerent when put to the test ...
Looked like a fool on here more than once
Cause when I drink I'm a dunce ..
And like Tarzan I thump on my chest
:00x26
