MadJackers revealed by their Limericks .....

[Mr. Poon]

i guess when he hit sixty five,

his little guy was diagnosed with failure to thrive,

so he posts about pills,

to try and get back the thrill,

fuck it, will you sponsor him in the hilton?

:mj07:

 

[trolln4walii]

Come hammer this one game with me

It's like getting a grand for free ...

I don't start a new thread

Til I'm no longer ahead ...

The "new topic" button is foreign to me

 

[Betone]

I am a dumb fucking Canadian.
Who thinks that this thread is fun.....
My name is related to fishing.
My vocation used to be teaching.
So now you can simply :jerkit:

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

I'm known for 4am beer, grill and poker

And even have time to poke fun at Joker

Only play golf 3 times a year

I've done clocked a case of beer

And I sure ain't no damn pole smoker




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Bonus Haiku

He Lost his blue shirt
Is in Love with G S P
Big Bucks No Whammies

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Posting in the right forum isn't his thing

He knows who will get the Arena Championship Ring

His son is a basketball champ

And his drawers are a little bit damp

From looking at a Tranny's Ding-a-ling

 

[trolln4walii]

There was a young prankster from Austin

Whose trick on the boss ended up costin' ...

Jack all his pride

When the tranny inside ...

Made Mr. Wooden the cake to your frostin'

:SIB

 

[greggraffin]

There was a young prankster from Austin

Whose trick on the boss ended up costin' ...

Jack all his pride

When the tranny inside ...

Made Mr. Wooden the cake to your frostin'

:SIB

genius

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

This Hog, Well damn he is nifty

Will crack a joke now rather swiftly

No more than a dime

He's been known time to time

On his little girl, to spend a 350



Not as good as yours Greg.

6'5'', Cie & Trolln are real damn good poets.

There was a young prankster from Austin

You have Shiny New Green Rep

 

[greggraffin]

This Hog, Well damn he is nifty

Will crack a joke now rather swiftly

No more than a dime

He's been known time to time

On his little girl, to spend a 350




6'5'', Cie & Trolln are real damn good poets.

they are on fire

and

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[greggraffin]

his name is goiing gone, or is it?

maybe its pro190, which is it?

his conversations with himself on the forum

require a madjacks quorum ,

to determine the need of a psychiatric visit

 

[SixFive]

Time on my hands to Fuk around on the 'net
Dave Ramsey my hero, I truly hate debt
An Apple elitist I am
Movie snob, Fuk your give a damn
Fake service dog vest I do adorn my pet.

 

[zoomer]

There was a young goomba from Akron Town
whose skin color was unnaturally brown
the points he would buy
were not enough to deny
the title of madJACKED forum clown.

 

[SixFive]

Poor grammar, why should I give a fuck?
Most of my threads end up in the muck
Outlaws in the house
Fuck judge, he's a louse
Rat on me, in concrete you'll be stuck!

 

[SixFive]

Baseball scout in my yon
Service buyer my pawn
Pool in Henderson
I miss West Virgin
Where the hell have I gone?

 

[SixFive]

Halftime angles were the best
In Vegas I wear my vest
I didn't win much
Shrimp cocktails and such
Poker circuit gets my best

 

[SixFive]

Accountant by day, smart ass by night
Bad beats are a constant, Fuk my plight
Win one for the gipper
Would make me so chipper
Hate edludes, gonna knock out his light!

 

[SixFive]

My record keeping oh so strong
I would even bet on ping pong
A full card inside!!
Half quarters and side!!
Reports of my death, so so wrong!

 

[SixFive]

This thread has been fun! :0074

 

[trolln4walii]

This thread has been fun! :0074

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Damn SixFive !!! You en fuego dude. Keep 'em coming. Your fans want more :00hour

 

[ImFeklhr]

It is known to have caused quite a tiff
In big contest this star sure did whiff
But it was 3 kids the whole time?
And if you?ll pardon this rhyme
Up thou should pay, you fucking stiff.