MadJackers revealed by their Limericks .....
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:facepalm: I didn't have the heart to tell him. My days of teaching are over. So much has gone over his head lately. Wonder if he's blonde :wall:
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Here's another for ya ...
He's an expert on movies he thinks
And often he provides us with links ...
But as most would agree
It's so easy to see ...
The fact of the matter he stinks
kurby
Can't ignore the King of Detroit ..
There once was a poster named Gary
Who was often mistaken for Mary ...
With his feminine posts
And make believe boasts ...
He is viewed by most as a fairy :s8:
NOT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT :0008
There once was a poster named Gary
Who was often mistaken for Mary ...
With his feminine posts
And make believe boasts ...
He is viewed by most as a fairy :s8:
NOT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT :0008
Who's this..........
There once was a man who would tickle
Any young girl who was fickle
Now he's man
With kids and a tan
And tries to sell you his pickle
There once was a man who would tickle
Any young girl who was fickle
Now he's man
With kids and a tan
And tries to sell you his pickle
Where the hell's kickserv :shrug: This is the longest he's ever not nosed in on a thread. Must be trying to come up with one of his own 
Get in here ... gotta couple more bout you :canada1
Get in here ... gotta couple more bout you :canada1 
Where the hell's kickserv :shrug: This is the longest he's ever not nosed in on a thread. Must be trying to come up with one of his own
He is trying to write one about himself (in the third person of course), and is struggling to rhyme 'blue shirt' with 'chipwich' and JLH.
A man of few words is up next
'stead of speaking he'd just rather text ...
A long-timer on here
He makes it perfectly clear ...
With his responses you're never perplexed
:lol: :lol:
'stead of speaking he'd just rather text ...
A long-timer on here
He makes it perfectly clear ...
With his responses you're never perplexed
:lol: :lol:
there is a gent from the emerald city
who has a keen sense of humor & is very witty
a good cause he was called
shaved his dome bald
his friends & family laughed & showed pity
who has a keen sense of humor & is very witty
a good cause he was called
shaved his dome bald
his friends & family laughed & showed pity
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He's a insecure lonely repo man by day.
He tries to convince us he's not gay.
He wishes he had more swagger.
But when he realizes he doesn't it feels like a sharp dagger.
Sadly he lives alone now, just him and his cupcake dominated food tray.
He tries to convince us he's not gay.
He wishes he had more swagger.
But when he realizes he doesn't it feels like a sharp dagger.
Sadly he lives alone now, just him and his cupcake dominated food tray.
there once was a site on the net
where dudes posted picks to be bet
but in the gen forum
these dudes lost all decorum
and probably now are in debt
where dudes posted picks to be bet
but in the gen forum
these dudes lost all decorum
and probably now are in debt
Thought he'd try his skills on the links
Didn't care what anyone thinks ...
Taking lessons is vital
So not to resemble a ballerina's recital ...
Or hope all your foursome just blinks
:scared
FORE!!!
Didn't care what anyone thinks ...
Taking lessons is vital
So not to resemble a ballerina's recital ...
Or hope all your foursome just blinks
:scared
FORE!!!
There once was a capper from Utah
Who won all the bets that we saw ...
But what we had as losers
He won from the boozers ...
His buds at the bar covered this flaw
:toast:
Who won all the bets that we saw ...
But what we had as losers
He won from the boozers ...
His buds at the bar covered this flaw
:toast:
He lives in Maine and posts daily about drinking
he sent his wife to check on the raccoon that entered his house without thinking
He may not be gay or have a nanny
but he sure likes to post the link for the tranny
a Superbowl for the Vikings is what he is seeking
:0003
he sent his wife to check on the raccoon that entered his house without thinking
He may not be gay or have a nanny
but he sure likes to post the link for the tranny
a Superbowl for the Vikings is what he is seeking
:0003
