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On the wagon here..........Well atleast until a friend of mine took me out for 3 Newcastle Pints this afternoon.........

Bring on #4 I guess.............
 

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Boys,Boys,Boys: Turned #66 today!:scared :scared :00hour Beats not turning it!:00hour .#5&that`s no "Jive"&still "Alive"!:spotting: :00x1 Think I
might be the "Oldest" Mad-Jacker above ground!:scared :00hour
 

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Its 7:54 Time for a Midget Joke

Its 7:54 Time for a Midget Joke

There were two midgets in Vegas one weekend. They weren't really winning anything and soon became bored. One midget said to the other, "Why don't we get a couple of prostitutes for the night?" "Good idea!" The other one said. So, they got their prostitutes and went into their hotels rooms. One of the midgets was getting frustrated, so he kicked the girl out. Since he had nothing better to do, he decided to eavesdrop on his friend. He took a glass, and put it up to the wall. He heard, "One, two, three, Uh! One, two, three, Uh! The next day, the two midgets were at the bar downstairs from the hotel. The on midget asked, "So, how was it last night?" The other replied, "Aww, the bitch wasn't doing anything for me, so I kicked her out. But I over heard you guys last night; sounded like you were having a lot of fun." The other replied, "Man, are you kidding?!
I couldn't even get on top of the bed!
 

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Boys,Boys,Boys: Guess I can call all you young "Whippersnappers"(Gabby Hayes,term)
that.Thanks for the "Condolences":shrug: :scared :mj07: # 7
& I hope I go to "Heaven"!However: "In Heaven,
there "Ain`t no Beer,that`s why they drink it down here"!!:scared :00x1 :00x1
 
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