madjacksports 5th Annual Golf Outing
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Was up at 515, went home and took a nap, mowed the lawn, packed and siting at the airport feeling rough all day long. :facepalm:
Just got in town. I have a lot of video to edit. :facepalm:
Madjack golf outing video: coming soon
Madjack golf outing video: coming soon
Okay, I left at 903a est. Stopped for gas three times and I'm still 167 miles out of Ft. Worth, aghhhh. The closet I get the more I realize my liver is killing me. Safety first.
Hope that helps,
FDC
Hope that helps,
FDC
I was in the golf foursome with Rolltide and fatdaddy cool, and I shot a lot of video. It's all uploaded on Joker's computer already too. You will be entertained to say the least I'm quite sure. 
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DogsThatBark, 3 teams came in at -6 and my team shot even par with a double bogey on our card :scared :facepalm: Scuba Steve did not play; if he had, his team would have been the easy winner.
opcorn2 DogsThatBark, 3 teams came in at -6 and my team shot even par with a double bogey on our card :scared :facepalm: Scuba Steve did not play; if he had, his team would have been the easy winner.
I was in the golf foursome with Rolltide and fatdaddy cool, and I shot a lot of video. It's all uploaded on Joker's computer already too. You will be entertained to say the least I'm quite sure.
DogsThatBark, 3 teams came in at -6 and my team shot even par with a double bogey on our card :scared :facepalm: Scuba Steve did not play; if he had, his team would have been the easy winner.
Sweet Jesus!!!
Did you get that spectacular shot I made on #13?
No, wait, thats eight. That was everyone else...
FDC
just got home...
another cancelled flight, delays, golf clubs not on the plane...
DAMN!!... a GREAT weekend.....
lots of stories, good friends, and good times..
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man, I am tired!!!
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another cancelled flight, delays, golf clubs not on the plane...
DAMN!!... a GREAT weekend.....
lots of stories, good friends, and good times..
:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:
man, I am tired!!!
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Was great seeing everyone! 1st night bender with Joker was painful Friday morning. Woke up with a buzz! Wore off quickly as it was warm at the course. Took it easy Friday night.
Golf was fantastic! Jack and I hung in there this year until the 17th hole when Bart drained a birdie to close us out, 2 & 1. So we wait 365 more days and will try again. Congrats to Bart and Gary, class guys!
I'm proud of our team on Saturday! Scuba Steve had to bail so we were down our "A" player. Da Jew, Joker and I definitely played as a team and shot 6 under. I look forward to playing locally with Da Jew(Ryan) as he is super funny and is a cool guy. Joker, congrats on the twins upcoming arrival. It sucks you can't get down here anytime soon after their birth but understandable. Lovin' your son's name!
Skipper is probably still pissed I bailed on the 2nd round Friday but the heel is killing me still as I type. Here in Williamsburg, VA with the fam all week and I could hardly walk today. Will have to have it looked at when I get back to Knoxville. Probably settle on a cortizone shot.
FDC will rule the video shot by Joker and Clint!!! I'm off the hook for once!!!
Lawrence, thanks for the Crown Reserve and Brent thank you as well for the personalized Crown bottle. So great seeing you guys!
Jack, how great was it, hangin' with these idiots all weekend? :mj07: Thanks for the Pro V's!!!! I'll pick my spots using those fine golf balls! I'm a hack!!!!
I'm very tired. I know I'll remember more. It was 9 hours from the casino to Williamsburg. We left at 7:45 PM. Saturday night and got here at 4:45 AM.
Cheers to my good friends at Madjack's!!!
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Was great seeing everyone! 1st night bender with Joker was painful Friday morning. Woke up with a buzz! Wore off quickly as it was warm at the course. Took it easy Friday night.
Golf was fantastic! Jack and I hung in there this year until the 17th hole when Bart drained a birdie to close us out, 2 & 1. So we wait 365 more days and will try again. Congrats to Bart and Gary, class guys!
I'm proud of our team on Saturday! Scuba Steve had to bail so we were down our "A" player. Da Jew, Joker and I definitely played as a team and shot 6 under. I look forward to playing locally with Da Jew(Ryan) as he is super funny and is a cool guy. Joker, congrats on the twins upcoming arrival. It sucks you can't get down here anytime soon after their birth but understandable. Lovin' your son's name!
Skipper is probably still pissed I bailed on the 2nd round Friday but the heel is killing me still as I type. Here in Williamsburg, VA with the fam all week and I could hardly walk today. Will have to have it looked at when I get back to Knoxville. Probably settle on a cortizone shot.
FDC will rule the video shot by Joker and Clint!!! I'm off the hook for once!!!
Lawrence, thanks for the Crown Reserve and Brent thank you as well for the personalized Crown bottle. So great seeing you guys!
Jack, how great was it, hangin' with these idiots all weekend? :mj07: Thanks for the Pro V's!!!! I'll pick my spots using those fine golf balls! I'm a hack!!!!
I'm very tired. I know I'll remember more. It was 9 hours from the casino to Williamsburg. We left at 7:45 PM. Saturday night and got here at 4:45 AM.
Cheers to my good friends at Madjack's!!!
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I was in the golf foursome with Rolltide and fatdaddy cool, and I shot a lot of video. It's all uploaded on Joker's computer already too. You will be entertained to say the least I'm quite sure.
DogsThatBark, 3 teams came in at -6 and my team shot even par with a double bogey on our card :scared :facepalm: Scuba Steve did not play; if he had, his team would have been the easy winner.
Thanks Clint--will be looking forward to the pics!
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First Madjack's golf outing for me, soon to be "Dos Equis Guy"(Gary) and "da Jew mudda fukka"(Ryan). I can assure you that I will not miss another. I cannot speak for da Jew as no one still knows how much money he got taken for. It changed depending on who he was talking to.:mj07: Gary loved it and the 61 year old with five bypass surgery can hang with anyone.
ppaBart - really glad you came down early. It was fun kicking the shit out of Gary and Nole, while giving them some false hope. The ride up was great - nine beers and didn't "pish" until 10 miles outside the casino.:toast:
RollTide - if there is a better guy on the face of the earth, it would be hard to find. You do have some faults, like being a Bama fan and not being able to make a birdie when you are on my team, but that's not your fault Nole, I mean Brent.:142smilie The bar was everything I promised my fellow Knoxvillians and more.:toast: I felt bad enough for calling you Nole all day, but I thought Bart was over the top walking out on you while you were sleeping at Binions. Dick move for a roomie:mj07:
The Joker - please change your name to "The Director". "Here's what I need you to do, walk up to the ball, act like your shirt is tight, take it off..." I thought I was going to be in a C grade porn movie, especially when RollTide did it. BTW, as you will soon see, Brent is now down to an A cup. Proud of that guy. Joker has the second best Christopher Walken impression I have ever heard. It is un-fawking-be-leeeev-able. Only Craig Gass is better(see below). I hope everything goes well with the pair of little Jokers that are on their way. Call me if you need to vent, just not between the hours of 9 PM and 7 AM. Actually, make it 8 AM.:0003
SixFive - Hope you are feeling better. I saw you hit a few balls on Saturday when you were well. My advice, play golf when you are sick more often. You were killing the ball right before you yacked.:shrug: :toast:
Nickdmet - All I heard from Gary and da Jew was that you or WhatHisNuts doesn't talk. All I know is after riding the front nine with me on Saturday, you were shotgunning Miller Lite's in 4.5 seconds.:0008 Personally, me thinks Scuba Steve wanted none of Nick this weekend. You can fawking play. Team strategy on Saturday was, "Skipper, hit one out there about 275 so Nick's ball can stop, take a pish, then a dump, and land 75 yards ahead of your's.":facepalm:
WhatHisNuts - nice to meet you, hopefully next time we will get to play together so you can kick your brother's azz in shotgunning beers.:toast:
FDC - love the helmets, we have to be in the same group next time. Holy Shit the fun and talking trash we could do.
Bohawk and Joe - nice meeting you both. Probably a good thing you didn't play with me, you two look like way too nice of guy's to put up with my trash talking.
LawTchan - I will see you in Knoxville when The Hatter comes to visit The Count. Unless, you can get a permission slip from your wife to come see Daly the last weekend of August. Would be a great way to get the football season started the following week. Had a great fawking time with you, Jack, and Nick on Saturday. Thanks for buying a round for the group. Since you did that, I will not talk about you being a beer snob. Never met an LSU fan who didn't just take what you gave them to drink:shrug: I guess I should have figured that out though, when I saw you drinking beer with Lemonade in it on Friday.:facepalm:
Jack - It's funny, but several of the guys said this, and they were correct:
"Jack, well just think of him as a more manly version of Nole. Jack is a man's man in that he will drink beer and not be a crown snob. Jack could be hot, tired, and even hurt; yet still play an afternoon round of golf that he suggested beforehand. Basically, Jack just isn't a ...."
I could go on with some more, but no reason to "hurt" Nole even more right? I had a great time Saturday morning playing with you, LT, and Nick. Get in touch with me on some of that stuff we talked about. You know, about flying down to Colombia and picking up that thing, to help the site out? You know, the thing? Nevermind, we'll discuss later.
Nole - see above
It's a good thing I still have total respect for you........................................................................................................................................................r wife.
Skipper:0008 :00hour
First Madjack's golf outing for me, soon to be "Dos Equis Guy"(Gary) and "da Jew mudda fukka"(Ryan). I can assure you that I will not miss another. I cannot speak for da Jew as no one still knows how much money he got taken for. It changed depending on who he was talking to.:mj07: Gary loved it and the 61 year old with five bypass surgery can hang with anyone.
ppaBart - really glad you came down early. It was fun kicking the shit out of Gary and Nole, while giving them some false hope. The ride up was great - nine beers and didn't "pish" until 10 miles outside the casino.:toast:
RollTide - if there is a better guy on the face of the earth, it would be hard to find. You do have some faults, like being a Bama fan and not being able to make a birdie when you are on my team, but that's not your fault Nole, I mean Brent.:142smilie The bar was everything I promised my fellow Knoxvillians and more.:toast: I felt bad enough for calling you Nole all day, but I thought Bart was over the top walking out on you while you were sleeping at Binions. Dick move for a roomie:mj07:
The Joker - please change your name to "The Director". "Here's what I need you to do, walk up to the ball, act like your shirt is tight, take it off..." I thought I was going to be in a C grade porn movie, especially when RollTide did it. BTW, as you will soon see, Brent is now down to an A cup. Proud of that guy. Joker has the second best Christopher Walken impression I have ever heard. It is un-fawking-be-leeeev-able. Only Craig Gass is better(see below). I hope everything goes well with the pair of little Jokers that are on their way. Call me if you need to vent, just not between the hours of 9 PM and 7 AM. Actually, make it 8 AM.:0003
SixFive - Hope you are feeling better. I saw you hit a few balls on Saturday when you were well. My advice, play golf when you are sick more often. You were killing the ball right before you yacked.:shrug: :toast:
Nickdmet - All I heard from Gary and da Jew was that you or WhatHisNuts doesn't talk. All I know is after riding the front nine with me on Saturday, you were shotgunning Miller Lite's in 4.5 seconds.:0008 Personally, me thinks Scuba Steve wanted none of Nick this weekend. You can fawking play. Team strategy on Saturday was, "Skipper, hit one out there about 275 so Nick's ball can stop, take a pish, then a dump, and land 75 yards ahead of your's.":facepalm:
WhatHisNuts - nice to meet you, hopefully next time we will get to play together so you can kick your brother's azz in shotgunning beers.:toast:
FDC - love the helmets, we have to be in the same group next time. Holy Shit the fun and talking trash we could do.
Bohawk and Joe - nice meeting you both. Probably a good thing you didn't play with me, you two look like way too nice of guy's to put up with my trash talking.
LawTchan - I will see you in Knoxville when The Hatter comes to visit The Count. Unless, you can get a permission slip from your wife to come see Daly the last weekend of August. Would be a great way to get the football season started the following week. Had a great fawking time with you, Jack, and Nick on Saturday. Thanks for buying a round for the group. Since you did that, I will not talk about you being a beer snob. Never met an LSU fan who didn't just take what you gave them to drink:shrug: I guess I should have figured that out though, when I saw you drinking beer with Lemonade in it on Friday.:facepalm:
Jack - It's funny, but several of the guys said this, and they were correct:
"Jack, well just think of him as a more manly version of Nole. Jack is a man's man in that he will drink beer and not be a crown snob. Jack could be hot, tired, and even hurt; yet still play an afternoon round of golf that he suggested beforehand. Basically, Jack just isn't a ...."
I could go on with some more, but no reason to "hurt" Nole even more right? I had a great time Saturday morning playing with you, LT, and Nick. Get in touch with me on some of that stuff we talked about. You know, about flying down to Colombia and picking up that thing, to help the site out? You know, the thing? Nevermind, we'll discuss later.
Nole - see above
It's a good thing I still have total respect for you........................................................................................................................................................r wife.
Skipper:0008 :00hour
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Wow....awesome time as always! I JUST got home an hour ago. I ended up sleeping in the van at several rest areas along the way home. An 8+ hour drive was more like 18 hours. LOL!
Thanks a ton to Skipper. Really enjoyed meeting you. You certainly went above and beyond in the hospitality department. Rolling into Knoxville a day early and playing golf with you, Nole and the World's Most Interesting Man was perfect. I had a GREAT time......and it was great to give those 2 false hope, wasn't it? :00hour One sec, I need to pish.
Knoxville Gary is a helluva guy. Really enjoyed talking with him throughout the weekend. In fact, I need to get his phone number at some point. Skipper, text me his number when you get a chance. I've got your number and Da Jew's number....but I didnt get Gary's.
On Thursday, I got to meet Da Jew. This is one class guy (although I'm sure Skipper will scold me for saying so). I hope that Knoxville Gary and Da Jew become our newest Madjack members. Before I say anything else about Da Jew....I better go for a bit, I feel like the check will be showing up soon......
On Friday, 7 of us were ironmen....playing 36 holes. That list includes: Bart, Skipper, Da Jew, The World's Most Intersting Man (Knoxville Gary), WhatsHisNuts, nickndet, and RollTide! Let me tell ya...playing 36 holes was an accomplishment out there. It was well worth it though. Had a great time, but man was it draining! Afterwards, 5 of us (me, RollTide, DaJew, Skipper, and Knoxville Gary) went to Binion's Steakhouse. After a great meal.....hilarity ensues. All five of us were very worn out from the 36 holes we played. One of us was just a bit more tired than the rest, though. Good ol RollTide decided that the dinner table was a good place to take a nap. Pictures were taken with several Binion's staff members....and a napping RollTide. The other 4 of us then left the restaurant....allowing Tide to continue his nap. We didn't wanna wake him up since we knew he was really sleepy. We also had Binions leave a $400 tab in front of him. :toast: Only RollTide knows what happened from there.....
Saturday started with a bit of a rush since RollTide and I decided we'd oversleep. We planned on getting up around 6am or so and having breakfast. But 7:30 rolled around and we were still sleeping. But RollTide moved like a cheetah. Dude was outta the room in less than 5 minutes to ensure that the rolling bar was set up and ready to go.
My golfing 4-some for the day was Knoxville Gary, Bohawk, his brother Joe, and myself. After a slow start, the team really played well on the back 9. All of us contributed and we ended up making birdie on 5 of the final 7 holes to finish at -6.....which was a tie for 1st with 2 other teams. We definitely got the "way to hang" award. To my team, I just wanted to say that I had a great time. Playing with the 3 of you was a treat and I enjoyed it a lot. Bohawk and Joe couldn't be nicer guys.
There is plenty more that went on....but for now, I'm just wiped. I'm gonna get a lil shuteye.
Thanks a ton to Skipper. Really enjoyed meeting you. You certainly went above and beyond in the hospitality department. Rolling into Knoxville a day early and playing golf with you, Nole and the World's Most Interesting Man was perfect. I had a GREAT time......and it was great to give those 2 false hope, wasn't it? :00hour One sec, I need to pish.
Knoxville Gary is a helluva guy. Really enjoyed talking with him throughout the weekend. In fact, I need to get his phone number at some point. Skipper, text me his number when you get a chance. I've got your number and Da Jew's number....but I didnt get Gary's.
On Thursday, I got to meet Da Jew. This is one class guy (although I'm sure Skipper will scold me for saying so). I hope that Knoxville Gary and Da Jew become our newest Madjack members. Before I say anything else about Da Jew....I better go for a bit, I feel like the check will be showing up soon......
On Friday, 7 of us were ironmen....playing 36 holes. That list includes: Bart, Skipper, Da Jew, The World's Most Intersting Man (Knoxville Gary), WhatsHisNuts, nickndet, and RollTide! Let me tell ya...playing 36 holes was an accomplishment out there. It was well worth it though. Had a great time, but man was it draining! Afterwards, 5 of us (me, RollTide, DaJew, Skipper, and Knoxville Gary) went to Binion's Steakhouse. After a great meal.....hilarity ensues. All five of us were very worn out from the 36 holes we played. One of us was just a bit more tired than the rest, though. Good ol RollTide decided that the dinner table was a good place to take a nap. Pictures were taken with several Binion's staff members....and a napping RollTide. The other 4 of us then left the restaurant....allowing Tide to continue his nap. We didn't wanna wake him up since we knew he was really sleepy. We also had Binions leave a $400 tab in front of him. :toast: Only RollTide knows what happened from there.....
Saturday started with a bit of a rush since RollTide and I decided we'd oversleep. We planned on getting up around 6am or so and having breakfast. But 7:30 rolled around and we were still sleeping. But RollTide moved like a cheetah. Dude was outta the room in less than 5 minutes to ensure that the rolling bar was set up and ready to go.
My golfing 4-some for the day was Knoxville Gary, Bohawk, his brother Joe, and myself. After a slow start, the team really played well on the back 9. All of us contributed and we ended up making birdie on 5 of the final 7 holes to finish at -6.....which was a tie for 1st with 2 other teams. We definitely got the "way to hang" award. To my team, I just wanted to say that I had a great time. Playing with the 3 of you was a treat and I enjoyed it a lot. Bohawk and Joe couldn't be nicer guys.
There is plenty more that went on....but for now, I'm just wiped. I'm gonna get a lil shuteye.
Not a lot of time to post as I walked into a $hitstorm at the office today.
I will give my own report later... at least what I can remember. 7 PM - 9:30 PM is a blur on Friday night.
Saturday from about 2:30 PM on was a $hitshow I am sure.
My apologizes in advance on a scene I am sure to be included in from Joker. Me shirtless hitting a drive on #17. :facepalm: The good thing about this is that I do have another ranger story because of this...... Joker had Skipper take his shirt off to hit his tee shot. Not to be out done, since I had consumed numerous vodka tonics by this point, I ripped my shirt off (much to Skipper's horror) and ripped a drive up the right side. When I turned around my ranger buddy Ed was watching me. He didn't say anything so I offered that I had lost a bet. He didn't miss a beat and replied, "Well just don't lose another one." and he drove away laughing. :lol:
Another great weekend and it was a blast getting to see all of my MJ brothers.
Quick shout out to Lawtchan for the half gallon of Crown Reserve that I attempted to drink by myself on Saturday. Also Nole brought me a nice bottle of Belvedere vodka. Much appreciated my friends! :0008
I will give my own report later... at least what I can remember. 7 PM - 9:30 PM is a blur on Friday night.
Saturday from about 2:30 PM on was a $hitshow I am sure.
My apologizes in advance on a scene I am sure to be included in from Joker. Me shirtless hitting a drive on #17. :facepalm: The good thing about this is that I do have another ranger story because of this...... Joker had Skipper take his shirt off to hit his tee shot. Not to be out done, since I had consumed numerous vodka tonics by this point, I ripped my shirt off (much to Skipper's horror) and ripped a drive up the right side. When I turned around my ranger buddy Ed was watching me. He didn't say anything so I offered that I had lost a bet. He didn't miss a beat and replied, "Well just don't lose another one." and he drove away laughing. :lol:
Another great weekend and it was a blast getting to see all of my MJ brothers.
Quick shout out to Lawtchan for the half gallon of Crown Reserve that I attempted to drink by myself on Saturday. Also Nole brought me a nice bottle of Belvedere vodka. Much appreciated my friends! :0008
Awesome weekend! I look forward to this weekend for a reason. had a blast, Skipper talks more than anyone I know... HIT THE BALL:142smilie jack we can just sit here while the love birds talk about Howard Stern.
RT, awesome job with the bar as usual. Great seeing you again my friend
Lawerence- Had a great time playing golf with you twice this weekend. Need to come down and watch some football with you this fall
Phart- You're full of shit
Jack- had a great time playing a round with you, and shotgunning a beer too! The ice water bath was hilarious, I haven't heard a man scream like a woman in a while.
The Jew and Dos- sorry I didn't talk, I was in awe of the most interesting man in world.
Nole- ESTRADAAAAAAHHH! Nice sunglasses a-hole
FDC-..........I beat you shotgunning. Nice helmet "SAFETY FIRST" "BOOM"
Bohawks brother sitting with one of the most beautiful blondes I've seen....bastard
anyone I forgot...sorry but its time work.
I'm ready for Vegas!
RT, awesome job with the bar as usual. Great seeing you again my friend
Lawerence- Had a great time playing golf with you twice this weekend. Need to come down and watch some football with you this fall
Phart- You're full of shit
Jack- had a great time playing a round with you, and shotgunning a beer too! The ice water bath was hilarious, I haven't heard a man scream like a woman in a while.
The Jew and Dos- sorry I didn't talk, I was in awe of the most interesting man in world.
Nole- ESTRADAAAAAAHHH! Nice sunglasses a-hole
FDC-..........I beat you shotgunning. Nice helmet "SAFETY FIRST" "BOOM"
Bohawks brother sitting with one of the most beautiful blondes I've seen....bastard
anyone I forgot...sorry but its time work.
I'm ready for Vegas!
