Phil Laak attempting the world record for the longest poker session!

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here's the video when he broke the record at 80 hours. jennifer tilly does a lot of bouncing in this one. i think all her brains are in those tits. :SIB

http://www.bluffmagazine.com/videos/video.asp?vid=75

he's at 113 hours now.

he saved up 80 minutes in breaks and is presently shitting, showering and shaving.

:0008
 

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here's the video when he broke the record at 80 hours. jennifer tilly does a lot of bouncing in this one. i think all her brains are in those tits. :SIB

http://www.bluffmagazine.com/videos/video.asp?vid=75

he's at 113 hours now.

he saved up 80 minutes in breaks and is presently shitting, showering and shaving.

:0008

Jack last night I was going to comment that I could break this record but clearly I would be on crack to even attempt it. Dude is a freak. I guess its not the worst situation. I would have thought the stank of him would be horrible after what 4 or 5 days but then reading it he can bank 5 minutes every hour. Every 12 hours he can shower, shave, clean up.
 

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197 hours or so :0074
 

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197 hours or so :0074


Wait, is he STILL playing? :scared :scared

If he is, he has to be on something. I'm not being a smartass, it's just not natural to be up that long. That's like being up for 8 days straight. Meth's a helluva drug!
 

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Wait, is he STILL playing? :scared :scared

If he is, he has to be on something. I'm not being a smartass, it's just not natural to be up that long. That's like being up for 8 days straight. Meth's a helluva drug!
nah, i'm just effin around :toast:
 

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I posted that after I saw this video interview with Jennifer Tilley. She's a sharpie :rolleyes:

She was married to the guy that started the Simpson's, and, of course, owns half of THAT :scared

She has money, like ridiculous :SIB
 

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Is it me or is she just a little WIDE from the hips down :shrug:

With her money, who cares, right? :0074

I'll just concentrate on the terts and $$$$
 

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I figured she accumulated her vast wealth from the Chucky movies. :mj07:

And you're right, she is about as annoying as they come. She was on one of the late night talk shows about a week ago and I couldn't even watch her. But yeah, she is easy to look at.
 
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