Post here sayings that make you LOL

[sharky17]

"Couldn't organize an orgy in a whorehouse".

 

[Captain Crunch]

I'm so broke, I couldn't buy a sick whore a bean sandwich.

From a discussion on Awnold's misstress from another forum.

She could make a freight train take a dirt road.

She could make a mule back up from a oat bin.