Post here sayings that make you LOL
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have a few......
it's hotter than two rats f**king in a wool sock.
you can't sugar-coat a turd, it's still a turd.
he fell into a barrel full of dicks and came out with a tittie in his mouth.
it's hotter than two rats f**king in a wool sock.
you can't sugar-coat a turd, it's still a turd.
he fell into a barrel full of dicks and came out with a tittie in his mouth.
I just thought of one that an old timer at the OTB used to use.
My luck is so bad that if it was raining women I'd get hit by a queer.
My luck is so bad that if it was raining women I'd get hit by a queer.
Two we use on a guy at work
(name) is so bad, he could fuck up a wet dream
20 million sperm and you were the fastest
Use and enjoy
(name) is so bad, he could fuck up a wet dream
20 million sperm and you were the fastest
Use and enjoy
ahhh yes. i remember that.
i'm full of wisdom and insight.
it was either my grandfather or a senior chief on my first boat. either way, it was an old guy with plenty of wisdom that said it.
I thought you were getting drunk tonight!opcorn2
:facepalm:
I did get my club regripped today too, went to golfsmith, cool store
dude is so dumb he cant tell the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart.
dont take life to serious, you will never get out alive
a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
that guy is depriving some poor village of its idiot
what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
fall behind early in life, that way you have more time to get caught up
and i am recently married so i can say this now: love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
my family is always saying shit like these ones....my brother is hard to talk to at times because all he does at times is talk in stupid one liners.
great thread btw....i have a lot of new ones i have never heard before...
dont take life to serious, you will never get out alive
a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
that guy is depriving some poor village of its idiot
what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
fall behind early in life, that way you have more time to get caught up
and i am recently married so i can say this now: love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
my family is always saying shit like these ones....my brother is hard to talk to at times because all he does at times is talk in stupid one liners.
great thread btw....i have a lot of new ones i have never heard before...
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"He ain't got a fuckin' clue."
years ago my fellow District Manager said this to our Sales Manager in a skull session to evaluate the new salespeople.
he was speaking of the new college grad hire who had filled a vacant routesales postion on his team.The pretty boy thought he was going to come into the routesales world and dominate.The rude awakening of 70 hour work-weeks and getting a "No" instead of a "Yes" 90% of the time on cold calls kinda hurt his image.:mj07:
will never forget it...use the expression all the time.
years ago my fellow District Manager said this to our Sales Manager in a skull session to evaluate the new salespeople.
he was speaking of the new college grad hire who had filled a vacant routesales postion on his team.The pretty boy thought he was going to come into the routesales world and dominate.The rude awakening of 70 hour work-weeks and getting a "No" instead of a "Yes" 90% of the time on cold calls kinda hurt his image.:mj07:
will never forget it...use the expression all the time.
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
do you have sand in your clit?
This is Stu, and this is Pid,
Together they are Stupid
*** Usually the guys that work for me ***
Shivering like a hound dog shitting peach pits
Eating aint cheating and sucking aint fuckin
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This is Stu, and this is Pid,
Together they are Stupid
*** Usually the guys that work for me ***
Shivering like a hound dog shitting peach pits
Eating aint cheating and sucking aint fuckin
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Lumi have you ever seen Steel Panther? They play on Sat nights at Green Valley Ranch in Vegas and is one of best live shows you can see and it is almost X rated ... awesome 80s cover bands and great stage show!
I saw them as Metal Skool at Texas Station at a Casino Morongo, which is about 40 miles west of here.
They are a kick for sure! :toast:
I got about as much energy as a turtle on Valium crawling through a vat of chunky peanut butter and molasses
When someone asks you if you are busy:
"I'm as busy as a one armed paper hanger with the crabs!"
"I'm as busy as a one armed paper hanger with the crabs!"
