abc - a staunch conservative that leans to the left but will go right wing on many issues. Wants to fit in. Loves money and likes to argue over superfluous issues. Will vote for Rudy G unless a better candidate arises like maybe Bloomberg.
flapjack - A USC alumni who would rather wager on the 2008 election than vote. Leans toward the favorite Hillary in a two horse race. Works at a mundane job and eeks out a average living selling used cars. Notable accomplishments, first in debate, first in t-ball competition, friend of people in high places, used LSD in his younger days, wants to be like mike, energetic poster who likes to fit in.
nopepper - hardly what you would call a political, has good writing tendancies and above average intelligence, once called beantownjim the biggest tub of lard racist he had ever seen. Writes a syndication column for a large national newspaper.
Once came in second for a Nobel Peace Prize at Madjacks. Does not like to argue but if questioned will jump in with the best of them.
Agent- Probably the stupidiest person that ever tried to forumulate his own thoughts. Asskisser for pt1gard of the first kind. His mouth overrides his ass. Does not think much before he types his drivel. Was lucky enough to marry HH but may be headed for the divorce courts if he continues to argue so much. Has a dog named Mr Mel that is a tad smarter and better capper than he is. Likes to run to Jack whining about threads he thinks are inappropriate. Stubborn to go along with naieve.
Spytheweb - a misunderstood poster who really thinks the world will come to a end in the middle east. Trys to post facts about what he believes will end in WWIII. Dislikes Bush but will not state his political beliefs beyond that.
smurph a milkman. Is fairly intelligent mapmaker who yearns to quit his job and become a blackjack dealer. Was pissed he didnt get a shot at HH before Agent goo goo eyed her and shot kosar down like a knight in shining armor. Likes to argue and play on words.
Says he will vote for Hillary but deep down he knows she is a zionist pig. Will consider voting for Obama and states that once you go black, you never go back. Was known in a small Utah town as the the best milkman to ever deliver the cream.
buddy A very good poet who found Jesus a year ago and has never let him go.
Has positive thoughts about himself , the world, and his Sunday school group. Will argue issues but it has to be with the good book in mind. Once told SixFive he was a big dumb moose. Entered a spelling bee contest and placed 99 out of 129 kids. Works in construction and carries the lumber for Jesus everyday.
kosar Probably the least argumentative person at Madjacks. Will tell you what he thinks and then you can kiss his ass and call him Tilly. Likable fellow that will try to drink you under the table. Does not use a glass will swig right from a Vodka bottle. Once left a latino womans cafe and did not pay. Thinks Agent is satan. Works in real estate and once sold a condo to NYSportsFan who immediately declared bankruptcy and moved back home to his mama.
TonyTT - a firm believer in anything that is 911 conspiracy. Hates the goverment and wants to move to Sweden with the white people. When he was young he couldnt say pee pee so his mom told him TT was ok to say when he had to go. Found 40 dollars one time on the street, turned it into the police dept, got no reward, so he has been stealing everything is sight ever since. Works as a hair stylists and plays with womans hair all day.
Once got a tip not to eat the meatloaf.
djv - long in the tooth. Always gives a slow deliberate take on things. Is a retired
nautical engineer who has trouble keeping up with his grandchildren and answering their constant questions. Is known as a level headed poster who has never had a bad word to say about anyone.
Owns a all you can eat buffet and stocks it with illigal chinese workers.
Chadman - leans to the left and right wingers try to get his goat. Gets up and milks the cows on the farm everyday. Actually likes his mother in law. Keeps his drinking on the down low. Will state his position and stand by it. Says he will vote for Ron Paul if no one else is left standing.
The Judge - Politically ambitious. Dreams of retiring in Panama and running for Mayor. Would clean up the corruption all the while lining his own pockets with gold and silver. Is misunderstood as far as his political beliefs but will chime in with logic and determination.
Jabberwocky aka jabberhead. Next to agent right behind pt1gard ass kissing 911 philosophy. Hates Bush and anything goverment oriented. Works at a bakery makes cinnamon rolls all day. Achievement awards for biggiest mouth, lieing sac of tomatos, stoolly , etc. Once stated that he would vote for Obama when hell froze over.