RANK YOUR TOP 3 (this is hard to do)

WhatsHisNuts

Woke
Forum Member
Aug 29, 2006
28,062
1,349
113
50
Earth
www.ffrf.org
Here is my post from the MOJO forum:

Top 3: #9 (easily the best). #14 (no doubt the second best). #7 (looks like she might be adventurous).

Bottom 3: #13 (pregnant chicks don't do it for me). #11 (fugly with an odd shape). #4 (tough to pick a third worst bc their all equally bad, but this ugly bitch gets my vote).
 

WhatsHisNuts

Woke
Forum Member
Aug 29, 2006
28,062
1,349
113
50
Earth
www.ffrf.org
Reference:
2009022008482986629swag_image.jpg
 

Wineguy

Registered User
Forum Member
Feb 7, 2000
6,990
280
83
Atlanta, GA
I'll say #9, #6, and leave it at that. #14 is cute, but too close to my daughter's age to vote for. She looks like she is 16 at the most. :nono:kurby
 

dogface

Registered STUD
Forum Member
Feb 13, 2000
2,719
22
0
55
Minnesota
9,10,6,2

Alright I had to go for four people, just in case I did not like one of thier personalties. What time to they get to the next MadJack event??

dogface
 

vinnie

la vita ? buona
Forum Member
Sep 11, 2000
59,163
212
0
Here
9,10,6,2

Alright I had to go for four people, just in case I did not like one of thier personalties. What time to they get to the next MadJack event??

dogface

When Jackie turns them around for the FatAss contest :SIB
 

THE HITMAN

Registered User
Forum Member
Dec 18, 2001
2,899
3
0
HOLLYWOOD, FL
1 she's nice I tall, sorta cute
9 she looks like my sister in law
15 I like her lil nubbins

U R right, it was hard, both literally & figuratively
 

THE HITMAN

Registered User
Forum Member
Dec 18, 2001
2,899
3
0
HOLLYWOOD, FL
At the 5/16 pole around the second turn, the leaders are:

WIN: #9 (14)
PLACE: # 14 (10)
SHOW: DEAD HEAT, #'s 6 & 10 (8)

I guess I have bad taste, I gave #1 her only vote and only one other liked #15. But Ido have the winner so far, #9.
 

jr11

08-18-05
Forum Member
Jul 19, 2002
5,830
29
0
114
HELL
If I must, 14-9 and I guess 7. Sheesh, these girls should be in the mach5 commercial with Tiger-Federor. Um not sure when this picture was taken, but damn, it is year 2009, shave that f*cking bush.......
 

dogface

Registered STUD
Forum Member
Feb 13, 2000
2,719
22
0
55
Minnesota
LOL! He said "Nubbins"!!


dogface


BTW: As Vinnie stated, when do the girls turnaround??? That is required for the MadJack's Combine!!
 

hedgehog

Registered
Forum Member
Oct 30, 2003
32,850
655
113
49
TX
okay first of all was this taken directly after these hags were deloused or what?
#1 I would have to believe is really a man trying to pull off the inverted death angel with the tuck and cross of the legs
#2 is a flat out land manatee for chrissakes, be like banging Mama Cass
#3 speaks for herself. She looks like an extra chromosomed Hillary Swank.
#4 needs someone to twist that prosthetic leg back to straight and
#5 I gotta say I would make her wax and then I would probably hit it before the rash showed up, being honest here, then just take lots of showers for the next few days
#6 looks like she has a softball in a sock slung over each shoulder, not a big fan of the tube sock tits
#7 has a face like a fuckin mud fence but she's groomed so I would probably toot her in the mudwhistle. She may be hiding something back there, you never know
#8 is a retarded wet nurse that just accidentally walked in on the wrong gig and took the money. I mean come on.....knock kneed, pigeon toed ragamuffin. Have to pass.
#9 I would probably say is the best cuz of the tan and she just looks like she's a bad girl
#10 only has one hip. I don't know what to tell ya there if she had both her hips I would...........no actually........yea I would probably give her a go just to see how far I could twist that right leg around my back before it lets go.
#11 looking from top to bottom is a photoshopped picture of Tonya Harding then and now. Shes probably got some beefcaked curtains that would make me think of calf liver. Yuk
#12 looks like a half dwarf or something. Probably a softball player and although kinda cute, but she would hurt me.
#13 is just a flat out train wreck.....looks like a pickle on a stick!! If her hair were shorter I would say that its kosar.............:142smilie
#14 I would flat out crack
#15 should have kept her arms down shes got tits like a 5th grader, but the rest is nice.
#16 is apparently the fat friend that everyone has to crack to get to the rest of the herd. Plus what the fuck is wrong with her feet. It looks like she has hands for her feet too. Like Orangutan feet or some shit. I would rather eat out Ellen.

I don't know I guess I have to go 14, 9, masturbate is third.

Hope this helps,
FDC

#16:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: Ellen would probably want to strap it on :scared do you, she seems like she is the man in her relationship with her partner:SIB
 
Bet on MyBookie
Top