Top 3: #9 (easily the best). #14 (no doubt the second best). #7 (looks like she might be adventurous).
Bottom 3: #13 (pregnant chicks don't do it for me). #11 (fugly with an odd shape). #4 (tough to pick a third worst bc their all equally bad, but this ugly bitch gets my vote).
#13 is just a flat out train wreck.....looks like a pickle on a stick!! If her hair were shorter I would say that its kosar.............:142smilie
9,10,6,2
Alright I had to go for four people, just in case I did not like one of thier personalties. What time to they get to the next MadJack event??
dogface
okay first of all was this taken directly after these hags were deloused or what?
#1 I would have to believe is really a man trying to pull off the inverted death angel with the tuck and cross of the legs
#2 is a flat out land manatee for chrissakes, be like banging Mama Cass
#3 speaks for herself. She looks like an extra chromosomed Hillary Swank.
#4 needs someone to twist that prosthetic leg back to straight and
#5 I gotta say I would make her wax and then I would probably hit it before the rash showed up, being honest here, then just take lots of showers for the next few days
#6 looks like she has a softball in a sock slung over each shoulder, not a big fan of the tube sock tits
#7 has a face like a fuckin mud fence but she's groomed so I would probably toot her in the mudwhistle. She may be hiding something back there, you never know
#8 is a retarded wet nurse that just accidentally walked in on the wrong gig and took the money. I mean come on.....knock kneed, pigeon toed ragamuffin. Have to pass.
#9 I would probably say is the best cuz of the tan and she just looks like she's a bad girl
#10 only has one hip. I don't know what to tell ya there if she had both her hips I would...........no actually........yea I would probably give her a go just to see how far I could twist that right leg around my back before it lets go.
#11 looking from top to bottom is a photoshopped picture of Tonya Harding then and now. Shes probably got some beefcaked curtains that would make me think of calf liver. Yuk
#12 looks like a half dwarf or something. Probably a softball player and although kinda cute, but she would hurt me.
#13 is just a flat out train wreck.....looks like a pickle on a stick!! If her hair were shorter I would say that its kosar.............:142smilie
#14 I would flat out crack
#15 should have kept her arms down shes got tits like a 5th grader, but the rest is nice.
#16 is apparently the fat friend that everyone has to crack to get to the rest of the herd. Plus what the fuck is wrong with her feet. It looks like she has hands for her feet too. Like Orangutan feet or some shit. I would rather eat out Ellen.
I don't know I guess I have to go 14, 9, masturbate is third.
Hope this helps,
FDC
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