In Cincinnati, we sing it a little different:
(To the tune "My Boyfriend's Back")
[Spoken:]
He went away and you pushed us around
And battled us, cause we ain't white
And when we couldn't win
You said things that weren't very nice
Chris Henry's back and he's gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la Chris Henry's on crack)
You see him comin' better call the cops on the double
(Hey-la-day-la Chris Henry's on crack)
You been spreading lies that he had no tatoo
(Hey-la-day-la Chris Henry's on crack)
So look out now cause he's comin' after you
(Hey-la-day-la Chris Henry's on crack)
(Hey, he knows that you been buyin')
(From Benson whose supplyin')
He's been gone for such a long time
(Hey-la-day-la Chris Henry's on crack)
Now he's back and things'll be fine
(Hey-la-day-la Chris Henry's on crack)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la-day-la Chris Henry's on crack)
Cause he's kinda big and has no sense of right and wrong
(Hey-la-day-la Chris Henry's on crack)
(Hey he knows TJ's a fleetin'!)
(And he knows Chad's been depletin'!)
(What made you think he'd decriminalize?)
(Wah-ooo, wah-ooo)
(We're in last place now and he'll continue our demise)
(Wah-ooo, test and pee)
Chris Henry's on crack and he ain't our salvation
(Hey-la-day-la Chris Henry's on crack)
If I were him I'd hope to get probation
(Hey-la, hey-la, Chris Henry's on crack)
Yeah, Chris Henry's on crack
(La-day-la, Chris Henry's on crack)
Look out now, yeah, Chris Henry's on crack
(La-day-la, Chris Henry's on crack)
Boy is he a dummin'
(La-day-la, Chris Henry's on crack)
Blowin all that monnin (sorry)'
(La-day-la, Chris Henry's on crack)
Alright now
(La-day-la, Chris Henry's on crack)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(La-day-la, Chris Henry's on crack)
Chris Henry's on crack now
(La-day-la, Chris Henry's on crack)
[Fades]
Know he's comin' after you
(La-day-la, Chris Henry's on crack)
Because he ain't sure whose kin now...
Eddie