Shit
- Thread starter Eddie Haskell
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KOD,
So I thought of the rinse and spit thing some time ago but it wouldn't have worked in the thread I was in when it hit me. So I figured I'm funny enough to work it in later and had to find the right thread. This was it. Only reason i replied, well that and it yes Eddie after all. Surprisingly, he and I are buddies and I love the guy. You're fine with the helmet comment, this was all admit my good pal saint.
Hope this helps,
FDC
So I thought of the rinse and spit thing some time ago but it wouldn't have worked in the thread I was in when it hit me. So I figured I'm funny enough to work it in later and had to find the right thread. This was it. Only reason i replied, well that and it yes Eddie after all. Surprisingly, he and I are buddies and I love the guy. You're fine with the helmet comment, this was all admit my good pal saint.
Hope this helps,
FDC
Further extrapolating, if the average shit is 7 inches long, then I've laid 13,520.5 feet of logs in my lifetime. That equates to 2.56 miles of logs. Add corn kernels and I'll bet you get over 3 miles of turd. That's like walking 18 holes in shit.
Eddie
Eddie
While watching the Macy's parade, I was thinking if all my lifetime shit was out there on the streets of New York those float people would be knee deep in my shit. Furthermore, I've shit a few times and it looks like stuffing.
Eddie
Wow interesting thread, I have high metabolism, high intake therefore I may have caught up to you already and I'm 42
Why do some people camp out in the shitter?
My old man was famous for it. He was never in there for less than half an hour. Always had a book, or US News and World Report.
I don't get it?
My old man was famous for it. He was never in there for less than half an hour. Always had a book, or US News and World Report.
I don't get it?
Since we're on the topic of taking dumps, after watching shark tank I've made my own "squatty potty" with my kids' step stools. Revolutionary shit man. Check out amazon reviews, no joke.
I had a roommate 40 years ago, 1975, that swore by shitting with his feet propped up like that. I'm fine with the normal way of taking care of business. :0008
Hey you don't know what you don't know. Made some friendly bets with friends to use their kids' step stools for 2 weeks and all three of them were hooked. The only downside is there is no need for much reading material anymore.
yyz is a pain in the ass, so dad was probably looking for a half hour of tranquility.
