A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said "Hey I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible".
"What do you mean" said the pirate. "I feel fine"
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.
"Well" said the pirate "We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, I'm fine now"
The bartender replied, "Well OK but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
The pirate explained, "We were in another battle, I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine really"
"What about the eye patch?"
"Oh," said the pirate, One day at sea, a flock of seagulls flew over. I looked up, and one shit in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit."
"It was my first day with the hook"
"What do you mean" said the pirate. "I feel fine"
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.
"Well" said the pirate "We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, I'm fine now"
The bartender replied, "Well OK but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
The pirate explained, "We were in another battle, I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine really"
"What about the eye patch?"
"Oh," said the pirate, One day at sea, a flock of seagulls flew over. I looked up, and one shit in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit."
"It was my first day with the hook"
