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Since KOD keeps asking I thought I would share the infamous ones trip to Colorado.

Unfortunately, he turned out to be a complete fuckhead. It started as soon as I picked him up at the airport....his plane was early and I was late, meaning he had to wait about 30 minutes, he was not pleased.

We drove straight to Boulder and met the head coach of our program for dinner. That turned into one argument after another as PT didn't like how we did things. He helped with practice but chastised the kids mostly and dropped F bombs repeatedly, along with quizzing them about 9-11:eek:

He basically refused to work with our star player saying he was too white and wouldn't make it.

He kept razzing the asst. coach if he thought we really went to the moon.

He ate all our food at night and left messes everywhere.

He acted like Augusta was a huge pain in the ass.

He all but kicked Mr. Mel for trying to get affection.

My wife hated him and wanted him thrown out.

Thank god he went home, although bitching about everything as I took him to the airport.

Any questions?:sadwave:
 

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Well, you tried. That's what you get for giving a total nutjob the benefit of the doubt.
 

Agent 0659

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Can't help but think that the entire weekend could have been different if you just picked him up on time.

Not. Everything else still would have been the way it was :shrug: IE: the kid was white, asst. coach believed we went to moon, etc.

Needless to say my wife was really pissed!:scared
 

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Since KOD keeps asking I thought I would share the infamous ones trip to Colorado.

Unfortunately, he turned out to be a complete fuckhead. It started as soon as I picked him up at the airport....his plane was early and I was late, meaning he had to wait about 30 minutes, he was not pleased.

We drove straight to Boulder and met the head coach of our program for dinner. That turned into one argument after another as PT didn't like how we did things. He helped with practice but chastised the kids mostly and dropped F bombs repeatedly, along with quizzing them about 9-11:eek:

He basically refused to work with our star player saying he was too white and wouldn't make it.

He kept razzing the asst. coach if he thought we really went to the moon.

He ate all our food at night and left messes everywhere.

He acted like Augusta was a huge pain in the ass.

He all but kicked Mr. Mel for trying to get affection.

My wife hated him and wanted him thrown out.

Thank god he went home, although bitching about everything as I took him to the airport.

Any questions?:sadwave:
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Well you have to admit one thing Agent

KOD knows character issues when he sees it.

glad nothing more serious happened.

the rat bastid
 

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BBC - thanks for that :142smilie


Agent - sounds like a start to a MadJacks Reality show. Living with the Agent.

I'm ready for episode #2! :box2:

Next guest: Hedgie or Raymond :shrug:



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BBC - thanks for that :142smilie


Agent - sounds like a start to a MadJacks Reality show. Living with the Agent.

I'm ready for episode #2! :box2:

Next guest: Hedgie or Raymond :shrug:



kurby

Sponge and Agent are pretty close. I think it's a natural fit for episode 2:shrug:
 

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Since KOD keeps asking I thought I would share the infamous ones trip to Colorado.

Unfortunately, he turned out to be a complete fuckhead. It started as soon as I picked him up at the airport....his plane was early and I was late, meaning he had to wait about 30 minutes, he was not pleased.

We drove straight to Boulder and met the head coach of our program for dinner. That turned into one argument after another as PT didn't like how we did things. He helped with practice but chastised the kids mostly and dropped F bombs repeatedly, along with quizzing them about 9-11:eek:

He basically refused to work with our star player saying he was too white and wouldn't make it.

He kept razzing the asst. coach if he thought we really went to the moon.

He ate all our food at night and left messes everywhere.

He acted like Augusta was a huge pain in the ass.

He all but kicked Mr. Mel for trying to get affection.

My wife hated him and wanted him thrown out.

Thank god he went home, although bitching about everything as I took him to the airport.

Any questions?:sadwave:

"My wife hated him and wanted him thrown out."...

excellent liability mgmt skills from hippo.....
 

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BBC - thanks for that :142smilie


Agent - sounds like a start to a MadJacks Reality show. Living with the Agent.

I'm ready for episode #2! :box2:

Next guest: Hedgie or Raymond :shrug:



kurby

:142smilie :142smilie I'll volunteer to be the next guest/host - Boulder or Alexandria. I actually think the wives might get along quite well, and I might be able to teach Agent to become a man:toast: :toast: I know he lost his man card a long time ago, and he needs to get it back......

kneifl
 

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Since KOD keeps asking I thought I would share the infamous ones trip to Colorado.

Unfortunately, he turned out to be a complete fuckhead. It started as soon as I picked him up at the airport....his plane was early and I was late, meaning he had to wait about 30 minutes, he was not pleased.

We drove straight to Boulder and met the head coach of our program for dinner. That turned into one argument after another as PT didn't like how we did things. He helped with practice but chastised the kids mostly and dropped F bombs repeatedly, along with quizzing them about 9-11:eek:

He basically refused to work with our star player saying he was too white and wouldn't make it.

He kept razzing the asst. coach if he thought we really went to the moon.

He ate all our food at night and left messes everywhere.

He acted like Augusta was a huge pain in the ass.

He all but kicked Mr. Mel for trying to get affection.

My wife hated him and wanted him thrown out.

Thank god he went home, although bitching about everything as I took him to the airport.

Any questions?:sadwave:

That's no way to treat your hero, man.


I wonder how long the team is going to talk about "Chad's friend", behind your back over all of this?


What if.....all along.......it was a set-up????? :shrug:

Makes for a good conspiracy anyway.
 

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Hey guys, ptgard here,

I thought I'd let everyone know how my trip to see Agent went. It started kinda weak, when Agent showed up an hour late to get me at the airport. He claimed he was only about a "half hour late", but I joked it was little over an hour, and he snipped back that my plane must have been a half hour early then! I just laughed it off, as I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt of being a little better in person, than he is on the board.

We drove right to meet the head coach for dinner, and it was nice. Well, except for the fact that the coach really liked a lot of my ideas, but Agent would constantly butt in and say things like, "That's stupid", and "Yeah....like that would work". Coach actually had to tell him to shut up twice!

I met the kids the next day at practice, and they were adorable! I have to admit though......the way Agent talked, I expected MUCH more on the field. After a while, I even said, "C'mon, guys! Coach told me you were top of the line!!!" All of the sudden, six or seven of them get all drop-jawed, and now "their shoulder hurts", and they need to sit out the rest of practice! Whoa!

We take a little break, and Agent hands me a towel. I wipe my face, and it start burning ALL OVER! I recognize the old Icy-Hot trick, but I'm already all-in! I scream out about three "Fuck meeeee!" while hopping around, before I remember there are kids around. (I was so mad at myself for that!) Agent claims one of the kids must have done it, but they seem pretty young. :shrug:

Anyway, durring the break, a few of them start asking my spin on 9/11. I thought this was odd, so I asked them a few questions myself, to see where this was coming from, and let it go at that. I mean, you know I love that stuff, but I'm not going to use the kids like that.

After the break, the coach thought I should work with the teams "star" player. I didn't want any more hard feelings with Agent, so I asked Agent if he could just go ahead and make an excuse for me. I was taking my sore eyes to the sidelines for the rest of the day.

Happy Hippo was nice, though. She treated me like a king! She made me food like I've never had! Agent was always gone, but she would empty the fridge on me! Whenever Agent came home, I think he was pissed, because HH and I would be playing with Augusta and Mr Mel, and just having a good time. The only problem I had with Mr Mel was, he kept humping my leg, and one time, I kinda sent him sprawling pretty good when I shook him off!

It was finally time to go, and I told Agent on the way to the airport that he needed to do some soul searching.

I really hope he doesn't take it the wrong way.

Take care guys!

ptgrd
 

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Hey guys, ptgard here,

I thought I'd let everyone know how my trip to see Agent went. It started kinda weak, when Agent showed up an hour late to get me at the airport. He claimed he was only about a "half hour late", but I joked it was little over an hour, and he snipped back that my plane must have been a half hour early then! I just laughed it off, as I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt of being a little better in person, than he is on the board.

We drove right to meet the head coach for dinner, and it was nice. Well, except for the fact that the coach really liked a lot of my ideas, but Agent would constantly butt in and say things like, "That's stupid", and "Yeah....like that would work". Coach actually had to tell him to shut up twice!

I met the kids the next day at practice, and they were adorable! I have to admit though......the way Agent talked, I expected MUCH more on the field. After a while, I even said, "C'mon, guys! Coach told me you were top of the line!!!" All of the sudden, six or seven of them get all drop-jawed, and now "their shoulder hurts", and they need to sit out the rest of practice! Whoa!

We take a little break, and Agent hands me a towel. I wipe my face, and it start burning ALL OVER! I recognize the old Icy-Hot trick, but I'm already all-in! I scream out about three "Fuck meeeee!" while hopping around, before I remember there are kids around. (I was so mad at myself for that!) Agent claims one of the kids must have done it, but they seem pretty young. :shrug:

Anyway, durring the break, a few of them start asking my spin on 9/11. I thought this was odd, so I asked them a few questions myself, to see where this was coming from, and let it go at that. I mean, you know I love that stuff, but I'm not going to use the kids like that.

After the break, the coach thought I should work with the teams "star" player. I didn't want any more hard feelings with Agent, so I asked Agent if he could just go ahead and make an excuse for me. I was taking my sore eyes to the sidelines for the rest of the day.

Happy Hippo was nice, though. She treated me like a king! She made me food like I've never had! Agent was always gone, but she would empty the fridge on me! Whenever Agent came home, I think he was pissed, because HH and I would be playing with Augusta and Mr Mel, and just having a good time. The only problem I had with Mr Mel was, he kept humping my leg, and one time, I kinda sent him sprawling pretty good when I shook him off!

It was finally time to go, and I told Agent on the way to the airport that he needed to do some soul searching.

I really hope he doesn't take it the wrong way.

Take care guys!

ptgrd
:142smilie :142smilie

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Sponge and Agent are pretty close. I think it's a natural fit for episode 2:shrug:

We would get along just fine. If he was late i would text him that i was in the airport bar. Only problem i could see if when we got back to his joint and he didn't recycle. Then we would have problems.
 

Agent 0659

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:142smilie :142smilie I'll volunteer to be the next guest/host - Boulder or Alexandria. I actually think the wives might get along quite well, and I might be able to teach Agent to become a man:toast: :toast: I know he lost his man card a long time ago, and he needs to get it back......

kneifl

No towel animals here my man....:nono:
 

Agent 0659

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We would get along just fine. If he was late i would text him that i was in the airport bar. Only problem i could see if when we got back to his joint and he didn't recycle. Then we would have problems.

Of course we recycle. It's a fucking joke too, since we have to load it up and drive it 40 minutes to town once a month. Seems like a wash to me:shrug:

And PT refused to do it. Threw his bottles away. No I'm not joking either. We had a big discussion about him thinking global warming is a hoax, etc. Refused to take part.

I won't even go into the part where he tried to pick up a VERY young girl, saying she looked like Selma Hayek:confused:
 
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